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#81 - mishaestrin (03/17/2013) [-]
Real life
User avatar #166 to #81 - reddybrek (03/17/2013) [-]
More like in movies where they don't ask what type of beer you want and everyone drinks one generic beer.
User avatar #183 to #166 - mishaestrin (03/17/2013) [-]
I think that is because the bartender knows what people tend to order
User avatar #184 to #116 - mishaestrin (03/17/2013) [-]
More like runs
#56 - ajolt (03/17/2013) [-]
Two scientists walk into a bar. They both look like ******* idiots because they just hit their heads.
#185 to #56 - baconmansenior (03/17/2013) [-]
two guys walk into a bar. you'd think the second one would have seen it coming
two guys walk into a bar. you'd think the second one would have seen it coming
#87 to #56 - dovahsix (03/17/2013) [-]
A man and dwarf walk into a bar, the man says "your're lucky you're so short, cause that hurt like hell".
A man and dwarf walk into a bar, the man says "your're lucky you're so short, cause that hurt like hell".
#92 to #87 - zedd (03/17/2013) [-]
But you said the dwarf walked into the bar, too...
But you said the dwarf walked into the bar, too...
User avatar #99 to #92 - revach (03/17/2013) [-]
Guess you could say that they both hit their head
#91 to #87 - dorklordrises (03/17/2013) [-]
Fuken love that gif
User avatar #90 to #87 - shadowhorn (03/17/2013) [-]
looks like gandalf is masturbating
#61 - Reldinrostiare (03/17/2013) [-]
Two scientists walk into a bar. They bump into a Jew, a priest, a polack, a kurd, a dyke, a fruit, and a blonde. Now everybodies ******* confused. Happy?
User avatar #85 to #61 - eonsmashface (03/17/2013) [-]
you forgot the horse...
#144 to #61 - lukchy (03/17/2013) [-]
and jew ask "is this some kind of joke?"
User avatar #89 to #61 - sao (03/17/2013) [-]
I get it! The blond is a cripple and it's a Nazi concentration camp!
#186 to #89 - Reldinrostiare (03/18/2013) [-]
No, the blonde is a blonde and she's there with a can of frozen orange juice, a tent and a sleeping bag.
No, the blonde is a blonde and she's there with a can of frozen orange juice, a tent and a sleeping bag.
#101 to #61 - yezzirr (03/17/2013) [-]
I-I'm a Kurd.. I didn't think people knew we existed..
User avatar #114 to #101 - kurd (03/17/2013) [-]
I know that feel.
#55 - probablynaked (03/17/2013) [-]
Almost every green thumb in the comments went to people telling off other people who got a 			********		 of red thumbs.    
   
I love it man
Almost every green thumb in the comments went to people telling off other people who got a ******** of red thumbs.

I love it man
#69 to #55 - iamtheblackgoat (03/17/2013) [-]
On the "I love it man" note, I have no clue how to react to your gif
#71 to #69 - probablynaked (03/17/2013) [-]
Shhhh....   
   
Just embrace the madness
Shhhh....

Just embrace the madness
#72 to #71 - iamtheblackgoat (03/17/2013) [-]
I have given myself completely to the Outsider
#74 to #72 - probablynaked (03/17/2013) [-]
take thumb for well-placed reference
take thumb for well-placed reference
#76 to #74 - iamtheblackgoat (03/17/2013) [-]
Take thumb for getting the reference!
#94 to #9 - Rascal (03/17/2013) [-]
You like balls, don't you, who-faggot?
#113 to #94 - Rascal (03/17/2013) [-]
inb4 shut up meg

Also inb4 shut up meg to me
User avatar #53 to #9 - cresel (03/17/2013) [-]
that picture made me wonder how old ball are then I thought about t-rex balls and wondered why I have never seen t-rex penis cus it would have to be huge how could they not have it on movies and then realized that that wouldn't be appropriate but now I wonder how big t-rex penis is thanks for that
#54 to #53 - hangingtree (03/17/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure T-rex dongs are like a lizards. They are in a sheath  that looks like a slit. And it would be huge. Horses dicks are only big so that mating won't be uncomfortable. So a T-Rex's would be about the same size as him, or his torso.
I'm pretty sure T-rex dongs are like a lizards. They are in a sheath that looks like a slit. And it would be huge. Horses dicks are only big so that mating won't be uncomfortable. So a T-Rex's would be about the same size as him, or his torso.
#12 to #9 - treborsivad (03/17/2013) [-]
Am I right?
User avatar #98 - fkepticlesky (03/17/2013) [-]
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse, incapable of understanding the human language, promptly ***** on the floor and leaves.
User avatar #130 to #98 - yourjanitor (03/17/2013) [-]
the horse replies, "Why the small penis"
User avatar #65 - kanatana (03/17/2013) [-]
Jimmy was a chemist son,
Now jimmy is no more.
What Jimmy thought was h2o was h2SO4.
User avatar #107 - BigDoktor (03/17/2013) [-]
Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first says "I'll have some H2O."

The second says "I'll have some water too, but why are you talking like that? We're not at work."

The first scientists goes into the bathroom.

He cries because his assassination attempt has failed.
User avatar #62 - Danzig (03/17/2013) [-]
I've learned most if not all my chemistry from funnyjunk jokes.
#82 - mishaestrin (03/17/2013) [-]
Real life
#78 - mishaestrin (03/17/2013) [-]
Real life
User avatar #153 - turtlepoop (03/17/2013) [-]
what's the similarity between an orange and the pope?

they're both a fruit, except the pope
#128 - Rascal (03/17/2013) [-]
I WANNA BE GLORIOUS AGAIN!!!!!!
User avatar #142 to #128 - simonlc (03/17/2013) [-]
Shut up , meg
#33 - runescapewasgood (03/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #103 - lorddotcom (03/17/2013) [-]
Two scientists walk into a bar...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
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#59 - hahafunnyuwhore (03/17/2013) [-]
They went into a bar for H2O when they could have gotten C2H6O.
#104 to #59 - Rascal (03/17/2013) [-]
You probably meant C2H5(OH).
#96 to #59 - drosenblum (03/17/2013) [-]
Why would they want dimethyl ether?
Why would they want dimethyl ether?
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