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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#56 - ajolt
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Two scientists walk into a bar. They both look like ******* idiots because they just hit their heads.
#87 to #56 - dovahsix
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(03/17/2013) [-]
A man and dwarf walk into a bar, the man says "your're lucky you're so short, cause that hurt like hell".
A man and dwarf walk into a bar, the man says "your're lucky you're so short, cause that hurt like hell".
#92 to #87 - zedd
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(03/17/2013) [-]
But you said the dwarf walked into the bar, too...
But you said the dwarf walked into the bar, too...
User avatar #99 to #92 - revach
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Guess you could say that they both hit their head
#91 to #87 - dorklordrises
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Fuken love that gif
User avatar #90 to #87 - shadowhorn
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(03/17/2013) [-]
looks like gandalf is masturbating
#185 to #56 - baconmansenior
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(03/17/2013) [-]
two guys walk into a bar. you'd think the second one would have seen it coming
two guys walk into a bar. you'd think the second one would have seen it coming
#81 - mishaestrin
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Real life
User avatar #166 to #81 - reddybrek
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(03/17/2013) [-]
More like in movies where they don't ask what type of beer you want and everyone drinks one generic beer.
User avatar #183 to #166 - mishaestrin
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(03/17/2013) [-]
I think that is because the bartender knows what people tend to order
#9 - hangingtree
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#94 to #9 - anon id: 12b772f9
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(03/17/2013) [-]
You like balls, don't you, who-faggot?
#113 to #94 - anon id: 09a0d19c
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(03/17/2013) [-]
inb4 shut up meg

Also inb4 shut up meg to me
User avatar #53 to #9 - cresel
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(03/17/2013) [-]
that picture made me wonder how old ball are then I thought about t-rex balls and wondered why I have never seen t-rex penis cus it would have to be huge how could they not have it on movies and then realized that that wouldn't be appropriate but now I wonder how big t-rex penis is thanks for that
#54 to #53 - hangingtree
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(03/17/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure T-rex dongs are like a lizards. They are in a sheath  that looks like a slit. And it would be huge. Horses dicks are only big so that mating won't be uncomfortable. So a T-Rex's would be about the same size as him, or his torso.
I'm pretty sure T-rex dongs are like a lizards. They are in a sheath that looks like a slit. And it would be huge. Horses dicks are only big so that mating won't be uncomfortable. So a T-Rex's would be about the same size as him, or his torso.
#12 to #9 - treborsivad
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Am I right?
#2 - anon id: 2a69b1aa
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Hydrogen peroxide is H2O2.
#48 to #2 - attentivecrane
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Shut up Meg.
User avatar #47 to #2 - orry
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Shut Up, Meg.
#63 to #2 - anon id: 2f34472a
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(03/17/2013) [-]
shut up, meg
#68 to #2 - thenameschuck
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User avatar #3 to #2 - shokonicci [OP]
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(03/16/2013) [-]
That's the joke
#61 - Reldinrostiare
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Two scientists walk into a bar. They bump into a Jew, a priest, a polack, a kurd, a dyke, a fruit, and a blonde. Now everybodies ******* confused. Happy?
User avatar #85 to #61 - eonsmashface
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(03/17/2013) [-]
you forgot the horse...
#144 to #61 - lukchy
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and jew ask "is this some kind of joke?"
User avatar #89 to #61 - sao
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I get it! The blond is a cripple and it's a Nazi concentration camp!
#186 to #89 - Reldinrostiare
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No, the blonde is a blonde and she's there with a can of frozen orange juice, a tent and a sleeping bag.
No, the blonde is a blonde and she's there with a can of frozen orange juice, a tent and a sleeping bag.
#101 to #61 - yezzirr
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I-I'm a Kurd.. I didn't think people knew we existed..
User avatar #114 to #101 - kurd
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(03/17/2013) [-]
I know that feel.
User avatar #21 - djChives
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(03/17/2013) [-]
I think you got the punch line wrong, it should be "the second one died."
User avatar #24 to #21 - antowon
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(03/17/2013) [-]
well in another content long ago "the first scientist cried in failure because of his ailed assassination plot"
#67 to #21 - mrcocoabeans
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#23 to #21 - lolfire
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User avatar #32 to #23 - tostito
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why all the red thumbs?
#34 to #32 - lolfire
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Why not ?
Why not ?
User avatar #35 to #34 - tostito
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(03/17/2013) [-]
hahaah lol yeah, you are right
#37 to #34 - ihavecontentthumbs
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(03/17/2013) [-]
you seem to like bronson. i like you
#38 to #37 - lolfire
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(03/17/2013) [-]
I love Bronson.    
Both the man and the movie.
I love Bronson.
Both the man and the movie.
#39 to #38 - ihavecontentthumbs
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(03/17/2013) [-]
tom hardy?
User avatar #40 to #39 - lolfire
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(03/17/2013) [-]
No, Michael Peterson, the real guy.
His life story is so much better than the movie.
Can't believe they still have him locked up. ******* disgraceful
User avatar #29 to #23 - vikingfaen
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(03/17/2013) [-]
God i love that film.
User avatar #30 to #29 - dxninjaxo
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(03/17/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #31 to #30 - vikingfaen
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Bronson. Weird film, but really good.
#116 - josieabby
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User avatar #184 to #116 - mishaestrin
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(03/17/2013) [-]
More like runs
User avatar #98 - fkepticlesky
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(03/17/2013) [-]
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse, incapable of understanding the human language, promptly ***** on the floor and leaves.
User avatar #130 to #98 - yourjanitor
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(03/17/2013) [-]
the horse replies, "Why the small penis"
#55 - probablynaked
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Almost every green thumb in the comments went to people telling off other people who got a ******** of red thumbs.    
   
I love it man
Almost every green thumb in the comments went to people telling off other people who got a ******** of red thumbs.

I love it man
#69 to #55 - iamtheblackgoat
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(03/17/2013) [-]
On the "I love it man" note, I have no clue how to react to your gif
#71 to #69 - probablynaked
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Shhhh....   
   
Just embrace the madness
Shhhh....

Just embrace the madness
#72 to #71 - iamtheblackgoat
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(03/17/2013) [-]
I have given myself completely to the Outsider
#74 to #72 - probablynaked
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(03/17/2013) [-]
take thumb for well-placed reference
take thumb for well-placed reference
#76 to #74 - iamtheblackgoat
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Take thumb for getting the reference!
#82 - mishaestrin
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Real life