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#2 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Too bad he is already older than 12 and can be charged as an adult at the discretion of the DA.
#4 to #2 - andnowducks
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Even if he did kill someone, then by the time they sorted out the trail he'd be 18
#75 to #4 - newmainman
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(03/12/2013) [-]
That doesn't have anything to do with it..
#3 to #2 - newmainman
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(03/11/2013) [-]
LAW UP IN THIS ************!
#5 - biograde
Reply +49
(03/11/2013) [-]
21 birthday in a few hours!

inb4 red thumbs and no one cares
#107 to #5 - whtkid ONLINE
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(03/12/2013) [-]
Happy birthday ************!!
#128 to #5 - panacea
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#6 to #5 - christmouth
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Happy birthday in a few hours.
Happy birthday in a few hours.
#9 to #5 - BerryLicious
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Happy birthday! Enjoy!
#22 to #5 - mariasaturnina
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(03/11/2013) [-]
I got you this. My 21st isn't for another 3 months, so enjoy it!
I got you this. My 21st isn't for another 3 months, so enjoy it!
#126 to #22 - anon
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(03/12/2013) [-]
mines in 7 years .... ;(
#37 to #22 - anon
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(03/12/2013) [-]
Mine in 1 year :D



:(
#25 to #5 - limb
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Go buy everyone beer.
#39 to #5 - allion
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(03/12/2013) [-]
ainsley says happy birthday <3
#69 to #5 - flutterdoc
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(03/12/2013) [-]
may spiderbro watch over you on this glorious day
#72 to #5 - sefercil
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(03/12/2013) [-]
happy birthday :D don't die ._.
happy birthday :D don't die ._.
#104 to #72 - biograde
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(03/12/2013) [-]
NO PROMISES
#96 to #5 - chuckthewhat
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(03/12/2013) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 21st should be a good one.
#105 to #96 - biograde
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(03/12/2013) [-]
HAS BEEN SO FAR
TOO MUCH WHISKEY
#101 to #5 - stardustdragonlord
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(03/12/2013) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY **** YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY **** YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **** YOU
AND GIVE YOUR MOM A **** YOU TOO
#103 to #5 - biograde
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(03/12/2013) [-]
**** THANKS ERE'ONE

**** I'M DRUNK
#8 to #5 - vileghas
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(03/11/2013) [-]
happy birthday in advance. Have a gif, on the house!
happy birthday in advance. Have a gif, on the house!
#13 to #5 - arandomanon ONLINE
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Yay, somebody's birthday.
#106 to #5 - ddemiddon
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(03/12/2013) [-]
Now go get riproaring drunk!
Now go get riproaring drunk!
#108 to #106 - biograde
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(03/12/2013) [-]
DONE THAT SO DRUNK EREYTHING IS IN CAPS
#110 to #108 - ddemiddon
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(03/12/2013) [-]
WOO DRUNK COMMENTING
#115 to #110 - biograde
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(03/12/2013) [-]
HOT DAMN THIS is fun remember always hit CAPS LOCK so they know ur DRUNK
#70 to #5 - anon
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(03/12/2013) [-]
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
#64 to #5 - johnserrano **User deleted account**
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#24 to #5 - anon
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(03/11/2013) [-]
man, i never made an account but i've been here for a while and I just wanted to say I care. Happy Birthday
#56 to #5 - pringlez
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(03/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#21 to #5 - bongconnery
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(03/11/2013) [-]
#12 to #5 - huszti
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(03/11/2013) [-]
I CARE!
Happy birthday.
#26 to #5 - ilikepaintingpaint
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Happy ************* BIRTHDAY, FAGGOT!
From -Errbody
#43 - bowler
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(03/12/2013) [-]
kids as young as eleven years old have been tried as adults and 17 year olds are tried as adults every day. the law means nothing unless it favors the court. for example, in many cases minors can be tried as adults, but in no case are they allowed to smoke cigarettes, vote, or enter a strip club. ...'murica
#51 to #43 - TheFixer
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(03/12/2013) [-]
thats nice jimmy no cares. i officially promote you to buzzkillington.
#65 to #43 - mookiez
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(03/12/2013) [-]
But yet a 17 yearold kid can go join the army, risk his live in Iraq ( or where ever the war it at right now, I don't keep up with it) Get shot at, blowed up, all this other stuff. But they can't drink a liquid till 21. That is murica for ya.
#76 to #65 - kingrayne
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(03/12/2013) [-]
>Blowed up
blown
#78 to #76 - mookiez
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(03/12/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I didn't proof read.
#50 to #43 - iwatchshowsforplot
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(03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for pointing out the obvious and killing the joke, you're my hero
#136 to #43 - captainrattrap ONLINE
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(03/12/2013) [-]
That's not true 17 year olds can enter strip clubs in some states if they are performing. Hell yeah dude, American law!
#62 to #43 - tocoolforyouinajar
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(03/12/2013) [-]
"I like when people pick at flaws in a joke" said no one ever
#47 to #43 - sirhyden
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(03/12/2013) [-]
It's a joke......
#48 to #47 - bowler
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(03/12/2013) [-]
but where was the funny
#49 to #48 - darthblam
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(03/12/2013) [-]
Right there in the post. What are you, blind?

No but seriously, quit being a buzzkill.
#118 to #48 - datjalapeno
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(03/12/2013) [-]
Looks like somebody just graduated from Killjoke University.
#59 - vade
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(03/12/2013) [-]
My big bro did that to me too!!
#99 to #59 - lostdagame
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(03/12/2013) [-]





I wonder if vade's big bro did that to him too!
#109 to #59 - bluebocat
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#61 to #59 - deathhardiv
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(03/12/2013) [-]
#60 to #59 - tocoolforyouinajar
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(03/12/2013) [-]
#68 to #60 - mustlol
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(03/12/2013) [-]
i laughed way harder than i should've
#91 to #68 - Cobaltsushi
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(03/12/2013) [-]
You and me both
#18 - rjake
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(03/11/2013) [-]
That's funny, that same thing happened to someone on tumblr
#116 to #18 - mahnamesjakers
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(03/12/2013) [-]
Why were you on Tumblr
#142 to #116 - rjake
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(03/12/2013) [-]
I like tumblr
#111 - laspussy
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(03/12/2013) [-]
Aw dammit, it's too late for me to murder someone
#113 to #111 - eyeblowbarrs
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(03/12/2013) [-]
it's never too late......
#117 to #113 - slaggadagga
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(03/12/2013) [-]
Go on...
Go on...
#134 to #113 - laspussy
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(03/12/2013) [-]
but now I'm too old and I gotta establish an alibi, place to dispose the body so it's gone for atleast 7 years, then there's lying about who I killed and it eating at my psyche each year.
#30 - ninjalazor **User deleted account**
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#52 to #30 - nosauceforyou
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#54 to #30 - pringlez
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#33 to #30 - thedarkestrogue
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(03/12/2013) [-]
in a world of almost 7 billion people, theres bound to be a ton who have the same birthday.
in a world of almost 7 billion people, theres bound to be a ton who have the same birthday.
#35 to #33 - ninjalazor **User deleted account**
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#36 to #35 - thedarkestrogue
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(03/12/2013) [-]
about 25% of the worlds population uses the internet. There are about 30,000 people on this website alone. Its still bound to happen.
#38 to #36 - ninjalazor **User deleted account**
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#40 to #38 - thedarkestrogue
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(03/12/2013) [-]
&gt;calls people kid   
&gt;is 19.   
   
Just because you're a blue name does not make you any better or more mature than anyone else on this website.
>calls people kid
>is 19.

Just because you're a blue name does not make you any better or more mature than anyone else on this website.
#100 to #40 - anon
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(03/12/2013) [-]
yes it does
#42 to #40 - ninjalazor **User deleted account**
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#44 to #42 - thedarkestrogue
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(03/12/2013) [-]
The statement coupled with the gif gives off much more of an arrogant feel than the statement would alone.
#45 to #44 - ninjalazor **User deleted account**
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#46 to #45 - thedarkestrogue
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(03/12/2013) [-]
#67 - toosexyforyou
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(03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah my dad died 3 days after my 18th birthday.
#129 to #67 - plutobr
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(03/12/2013) [-]
No McDonald's for you
#87 to #67 - Dwarf
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(03/12/2013) [-]
it's going to be okay lil ***** you can do it
#124 to #87 - coonseth
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(03/12/2013) [-]
Most inspiring message ever.. haha
#143 to #67 - anon
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(08/16/2013) [-]
On one hand I don't like you at all and I wish you bad things. On the other one being happy because your father died it's a horrible thing...

So I'm just gonna say **** you and I give you my condolences
#71 to #67 - DingoJ
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(03/12/2013) [-]
guess youre going to be legally tried :V
just kidding, im so sorry i love you
#82 to #67 - animepsycchosecond
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(03/12/2013) [-]
no mcdonalds for you
#57 - mrjweezy
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(03/12/2013) [-]
the American government trials you as an adult depending on what you do.
#74 - urbemarmis
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(03/12/2013) [-]
turning 18 sucks. i turned 18 and then a 15 year old stole something from me. instead of kicking his ass and taking it back i have to go thru the cops which in my town they DO NOT give a ****. so maybe in a year or 2 ill get my amplifier back. if i even **** up once im gonna be tried as an adult. "oh hey you went into this abandoned building. your 17 year old friends can go with a warning but youre coming to the station'
#92 to #74 - Keoul
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(03/12/2013) [-]
steal it back?   
confront his parents?   
   
If all else fails just light their house on fire!
steal it back?
confront his parents?

If all else fails just light their house on fire!
#93 to #92 - urbemarmis
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(03/12/2013) [-]
how would i get into his house? and yeah his parents are scumbags. it sucks because i threatened to beat the hell out of him so thats not gonna look good going into an investigation or anything lmao
#94 to #93 - Keoul
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(03/12/2013) [-]
If it's an ipod or something stupid kids would show off then wait till halloween, dress up, ambush, steal then bail.

If it's something else then option 2, but since his parents are scumbags I doubt you're gunna get whatever it is back. Sorry bro.
#97 to #94 - urbemarmis
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(03/12/2013) [-]
its a bass amp. he doesnt even play the guitar or bass. he just stole it cuz hes a clepto who clearly wants to get hurt or have a misdemeanor on his record
#119 to #97 - slowbroking
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(03/12/2013) [-]
Dude, I had the same exact problem except the kid was 16 and he also took one of my snare drums. The ******.