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Submitted: 03/04/2013
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#17 - canadafag (03/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Old man's fw
Old man's fw
#42 - leobreacker (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Old Guy's FW
#40 - badgerbaiting (03/04/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Dad tells me about a game he used to play as a kid.
>One knife two people, both standing facing each other and throw the knife so it lands point down between your partners legs.
> Every time you succeed in getting a point, your partner shuffles his feet inwards.
>Loser is the first to bitch out.
>My best mate and I decide this is a great idea, and so try it out (7 year olds) while we're unattended at my place.
>Get to the point were we both have our legs less than shoulder width a part.
>I throw, it goes through his shoe just in between his big and second toe.
>He starts laughing, hysterically or not I can't tell.
>Mum walks in, sees knife "through" his foot and him in hysterics.
HFW

Long story short, I wasn't invited around to his house for a while.
#58 - pensivepangolin ONLINE (03/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I could only picture Clint
User avatar #8 - karmaghost (03/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
You should have killed him and stolen his power.
#1 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [+] (19 replies)
**anonymous rolled user reapermaya ** i don't feel like reading this so i'll just thumb it up and be on my way
User avatar #2 to #1 - reapermaya (03/04/2013) [-]
You do that bro.
#94 - bluelightbebop (03/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
> I realize that i am sitting in the presence of the Prime Alpha.

Been there.
Some guy was counting his money up in a McDonalds, lots of 1 and 10 bills.
He looks like **** , not shaven, kinda dirty and with greasy hair pointing in all directions. (No dirty clothes though, just wrinkled.)
Then, someone approaches him and tells him "We don't wan't beggars to hang around here, i'm sorry, but i need you to go, you are scaring the costumers".

He takes the money and puts in in his pocket.

"My daughter gives me some dollars, sometimes up to 10 dollars for every time she goes to chemo, she says she's paying me the days i haven't been able to go to work because i have to take care of her, She is eating again, and she wants an Apple pie, so please, get me one and i'l be on my way sir."

The McDonalds guy looks pale, and just gets what the dude needs. Then his phone rings and he just solemnly stares at the ground for a few seconds, muttering "I see... Thank you, no, that's alright, yes... Bye."

He faces the Mc Donalds dude, that already has the Apple Pie in hand, saying "Is that all sir?"

Epicdude replies "I'm sorry, i won't be needing it anymore. I'm sorry for the trouble, have a nice day." with a big smile, reddish eyes.

MFW i later heard that she died that day.

Why is he a Prime Alpha? Because he didn't ****** up the Mc Donalds dude and wasn't rude even when his daughter died. (Just felt like sharing...)

T:;DR: Epic Manly feels and manners n **** .
#48 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The old man reminds me of Hub and Garth from Secondhand Lions. They're elderly veterans with an adventurous past, including serving in a war (I forget which). There's one scene in the movie where the brothers and their nephew stop at a diner for lunch and there's a group of teens acting tough. One of the brothers attempts to teach them a lesson, but they start a fight with him instead. When one of the teens pulls a knife, the brother takes it from him and beats their asses single handed.

TL;DR Elderly people can be badass and Secondhand Lions is a good story.
#31 - peyko (03/04/2013) [-]
#95 - illegalartist (03/05/2013) [-]
nice advertising
#3 - thecommittee (03/04/2013) [-]
the prime alpha.
#57 - spacelubber (03/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Some teenager is trying his best to pick up a chick and this old man comes out of nowhere and just puts him down... That sounds like a dick, not a hero.

Don't get me wrong, that teenager had it coming with all the **** he was talking, but can you really be pissed off at him for trying?

The only thing that could possibly justify his actions is the fact that the girls wanted the teen to go away; even still, the old guy didn't have to completely embarrass him like that.
#71 to #57 - doodogger (03/05/2013) [-]
LOL it's probably you.
LOL it's probably you.
#56 - ningenpoop (03/05/2013) [+] (8 replies)
creds old man
#34 - alawabidingcitizen ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Old guy's FW
Old guy's FW
#74 - cupotruth ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
Old guy's FW
#49 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (03/05/2013) [-]
>VFW jacket
#80 - swimmingprodigy (03/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
holy **** OP, did you run into this guy?
User avatar #5 - soulstealerr (03/04/2013) [-]
I wish that every time some idiot yelled YOLO, an elderly armed forces vet would oblige them.
#69 - guyandface (03/05/2013) [-]
Old mans face when
#18 - GShock (03/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Kid sounds like someone I knew, even the physical description. he always bragged about how much of a player he was, how he was a pickup artist, how he was in an amateur porn, and just on and on about all the models he dated and the nude pics girls text him. There was this one time me and this one guy were talking about the movie Kickass, and out of nowhere this kid comes in with "I can do butterfly knives better than the little girl." I sincerely hope this story involved that 						******					...   
   
<MFW he compares himself to a movie.
Kid sounds like someone I knew, even the physical description. he always bragged about how much of a player he was, how he was a pickup artist, how he was in an amateur porn, and just on and on about all the models he dated and the nude pics girls text him. There was this one time me and this one guy were talking about the movie Kickass, and out of nowhere this kid comes in with "I can do butterfly knives better than the little girl." I sincerely hope this story involved that ****** ...

<MFW he compares himself to a movie.
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