Girlfriend: Shouldn't you stop playing Skyrim and come over here to get some pussy?
boyfriend: I got mr. Cat right in front of me.
Girlfriend: Anon, I mean, don't you want some real pussy? You know, vagina.
Boyfriend: I don't know, never tried one.
Girlfriend: You've tried mine, you retard.
Boyfriend: Oh, you call that thing a vagina? That's a bit of a stretch. It's more like a big black hole or a deep well.