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#51 - algonquin (02/24/2013) [-]
stop ******* with my corn seeds, fire spirit
#30 - cheyennecookie (02/24/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this.
User avatar #193 to #30 - tomoya (02/25/2013) [-]
i cook bacon in the oven @ 250 degrees F
User avatar #52 to #30 - temporalguardian (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's the wrong meme for that.
User avatar #83 to #52 - rgmayhem (02/24/2013) [-]
It's either that meme, or the sudden realization meme.
User avatar #89 to #83 - yojo (02/24/2013) [-]
Philosoraptor?
User avatar #115 to #83 - condormcninja (02/24/2013) [-]
Or Conspiracy Keanu
#159 to #115 - anonyrnoose (02/25/2013) [-]
Is this really a conspiracy though??
User avatar #206 to #159 - condormcninja (02/25/2013) [-]
Are any of the conspiracy Keanu memes really a conspiracy?
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User avatar #202 to #83 - temporalguardian (02/25/2013) [-]
Or, you know, phylosiraptor
User avatar #60 to #30 - nexuser (02/24/2013) [-]
Why do we bake cook and cookies bacon?
#4 - ajaxthegreat (02/24/2013) [-]
It's a purdy flower
It's a purdy flower
User avatar #114 to #4 - generalcam (02/24/2013) [-]
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
User avatar #141 to #114 - cumsinbucket (02/25/2013) [-]
is it poo?
User avatar #196 to #4 - KillinTime (02/25/2013) [-]
introducing the new gen 7 Pokemon "Poplor" the evolved form of "Kernla"
User avatar #197 to #196 - ajaxthegreat (02/25/2013) [-]
Evolves by being attacked with a fire type move?
User avatar #198 to #197 - KillinTime (02/25/2013) [-]
evolved by using your frying pan as a drying pan
User avatar #15 to #4 - fedegon (02/24/2013) [-]
IT'S SWITCHING INTO COMBAT MODE!
#36 - flufflepuff (02/24/2013) [-]
Whoever discovered that video games sometimes cause seizures was terrified.

or maybe not

-2 friends playing a game-

*friend shaking violently*

"whoa, you really love this game!"
#10 - drdisrespect (02/24/2013) [-]
nope, is scrat
User avatar #73 to #10 - andnowducks (02/24/2013) [-]
He's the bad luck Brian of the past.
User avatar #117 to #73 - srskate (02/25/2013) [-]
wrong, ************

Brian is the scratch of the future.
User avatar #204 to #117 - andnowducks (02/25/2013) [-]
Wrong evildoer.

He's the prehistoric Brian.
#84 to #49 - fleszar (02/24/2013) [-]
well, GRASSY ASS then


thank you in Spanish
#46 - lamaswithhats (02/24/2013) [-]
>HFW
>HFW
#9 - devestion (02/24/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
User avatar #20 to #9 - iwebby (02/24/2013) [-]
i never know if its his or her
User avatar #12 to #9 - iveseensomethings (02/24/2013) [-]
I read that as "High" face-when
User avatar #82 to #12 - theafroman (02/24/2013) [-]
That high
#33 - XxElJuegoxX (02/24/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
User avatar #54 to #33 - crazylance ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
From what animation is that ?
#80 to #54 - popcornisland (02/24/2013) [-]
I have no idea what the Animation is. But if it helps the character is called Reimu Hakurei. And she comes from the Touhou games.
I have no idea what the Animation is. But if it helps the character is called Reimu Hakurei. And she comes from the Touhou games.
User avatar #199 to #80 - crazylance ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
I knew both of those details, I know MMD is probably behind those videos (as he's the one who did the Full Metal Jacket parody with Touhou).
#200 to #199 - popcornisland (02/25/2013) [-]
Ah okay. Maybe I cleared it up for someone else.
Ah okay. Maybe I cleared it up for someone else.
User avatar #201 to #200 - crazylance ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
Maybe you did, a +1 for you.
User avatar #72 to #54 - eatmaishorts (02/24/2013) [-]
mmd i guess
#194 to #33 - stripey (02/25/2013) [-]
haha thanks for reminding me about all the hilarious videos surrounding those characters.
#71 - sillywall (02/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#106 to #71 - vansamen (02/24/2013) [-]
I've been staring at this gif a long time now. So amazing!
I've been staring at this gif a long time now. So amazing!
#136 to #71 - exlo (02/25/2013) [-]
Oh. That's popcorn.

Thought it was a ******* egg for a second there.
User avatar #95 to #71 - arizonastar (02/24/2013) [-]
"This isn't even my final form!"
User avatar #86 to #71 - pulluspardus (02/24/2013) [-]
"Engaging Combat Mode"
User avatar #195 to #86 - fedegon (02/25/2013) [-]
Okay, look, I get that this is a pretty common idea for a comment, but seriously, the same gif and the same reply on the same ******* content.
www.funnyjunk.com/text/4447113/Highdea/15#15
User avatar #203 to #195 - pulluspardus (02/25/2013) [-]
I was quoting Armored Core.
User avatar #79 to #71 - ScottP (02/24/2013) [-]
DIGIVOLVE!
User avatar #96 to #79 - sevenscars (02/24/2013) [-]
KERNELMON DIGIVOLVE TO!!!!

#35 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]
Things like these make me wonder: How did people invent such things? Popcorn, bow and arrow, cheese, bread. Alright, with popcorn it could have been just an accident, but the others must have required some creative minds.
Things like these make me wonder: How did people invent such things? Popcorn, bow and arrow, cheese, bread. Alright, with popcorn it could have been just an accident, but the others must have required some creative minds.
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User avatar #69 to #35 - heartlessrobot (02/24/2013) [-]
Also, whoever invented gunpowder probably had trouble putting on gloves afterwards.
User avatar #70 to #69 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]
Yeah. Although, the first time it was made it was made in a very small quantity. Limited resources, you kow?
User avatar #97 to #35 - scooge (02/24/2013) [-]
Cheese is thought to have been an accident too, it possibly came from people carrying milk in a sheep's stomach (if I remember right) which caused it to coagulate, accidentally making cheese...though I can't answer why they decided to eat the solid milk.
User avatar #100 to #97 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]
Well, you'll eat just about anything when you're hungry enough. I mean, people know whcih mushrooms to eat, right? We also know which ones not to.
#90 to #35 - waffies (02/24/2013) [-]
I want to know what the first developers of iron smelting were thinking. "This rock is harder than the rest of the rocks around here, i'd like to have items made out of that hard stuff, but it's impossible to chisel..... Maybe we should light it on fire for a while!
I want to know what the first developers of iron smelting were thinking. "This rock is harder than the rest of the rocks around here, i'd like to have items made out of that hard stuff, but it's impossible to chisel..... Maybe we should light it on fire for a while!
User avatar #93 to #90 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]
Actually, there was first copper and then bronze. They probably thought that experimenting was a good idea.
User avatar #50 to #35 - deadmice (02/24/2013) [-]
The real kicker is: Who discovered that drinking cow's milk was a good idea for people...
User avatar #56 to #50 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]
Maybe some fetishist?
User avatar #53 to #35 - temporalguardian (02/24/2013) [-]
A bow and arrow is a weapon, of course it would be designed eventually, as for cheese a better question is who was the curious man who founded milk...
User avatar #55 to #53 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]
And thought that it would be a good idea to put it in salt water with little to no light for a few weeks and then eat it.
User avatar #61 to #35 - Eralus (02/24/2013) [-]
And just think, at one point in history, someone saw an egg fall out of a chickens ass and thought "You know what? I'm gonna ******* eat that."
User avatar #63 to #61 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]
That's kind of from evolution. Eggs contain much protein, which is very useful for not energy. Most animals did/do it.
User avatar #99 to #63 - peanutbraddle (02/24/2013) [-]
don't foxes eat chickens, and their eggs?
User avatar #101 to #99 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]
Think so.
User avatar #118 to #63 - srskate (02/25/2013) [-]
ya, but how do you find that **** out?
User avatar #124 to #118 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]
People saw other animals do it, and thought that it would be a good idea. Hunger can be very convinsing.
#38 to #35 - harleycurnow (02/24/2013) [-]
Honey. It takes some real balls to stick your hand into a mass of angry, painful flying things and eat the **** that's in there.
#39 to #38 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]
Well, humans did that for millions of years. Homo Habilis probably already did that. Honey's got much energy in it, and the pack leaders became leaders when they could get the group the most food.
Well, humans did that for millions of years. Homo Habilis probably already did that. Honey's got much energy in it, and the pack leaders became leaders when they could get the group the most food.
#40 to #39 - harleycurnow (02/24/2013) [-]
life>pack leader.
User avatar #41 to #40 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]
Incompetent pack leader that isn't willing to take risks for food = starvation.
User avatar #43 to #35 - dreamtheory (02/24/2013) [-]
I think for the bow and arrow, there was one guy who thought, "I wanna kill those people over there, without being there... Hmm..."
User avatar #45 to #43 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]
"I want to thow flames on those people, but they're too far away." Same goes for the flamethrower I guess.
User avatar #74 to #45 - theshadowed (02/24/2013) [-]
Random Fact of the Day: The Flamethrower was invented by the Ancient Greeks
User avatar #76 to #74 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]
Eeyup. As a siege weapon.
User avatar #77 to #76 - theshadowed (02/24/2013) [-]
Imagine that thing rolling towards you.

' ******* Greeks, back again! What, the **** is that?'
User avatar #81 to #77 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]
Actually, it was when the Greeks fought against each other. "Yo Alexander!" "I swear to god, if you say you're seeing a fire-breathing turtle again, I-" FWOOSH!
User avatar #47 to #45 - dreamtheory (02/24/2013) [-]
George Carlin with the flame thrower. Pretty funny stuff.
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User avatar #22 - tonkkax (02/24/2013) [-]
What was the first person milking a cow trying to do?
User avatar #23 to #22 - yojo (02/24/2013) [-]
trying to see what it was that calves were drinking
User avatar #27 to #22 - dutchtroll (02/24/2013) [-]
People would have observed animals suckling, and realised that animals produced milk just like human women do. And it would not take much working out to realise that a large animal like a cow or goat might produce milk that could be drunk by humans as well.
User avatar #24 to #22 - themastertroller ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
give the cow the gift of masturbation
#28 to #22 - autoxx (02/24/2013) [-]
Titties are titties...
If you can't get any play from the local girls, you improvise.

Men are natural problem solvers.
#158 - ringobyjingo (02/25/2013) [-]
hfw food began to explode
hfw food began to explode
#42 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Remind me of something i did read in my childhood.
User avatar #178 to #42 - snakefire (02/25/2013) [-]
mexicn pls
User avatar #34 - tomhefailin (02/24/2013) [-]
Think about the first guy to discover dinosaur fossils. Some south american farmer is digging a well and hits a t-rex skull. then think about the first guy whose job it was to assemble that **** . Exciting, yes. Has there ever been more pressure on any man who had no ******* clue what he was doing, probably not. He also could have put pterodactyl wings on a t-rex and invented dragons, but he didn't. **** that guy.
#127 to #34 - psychrophile (02/25/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if legends of dragons were inspired by dinosaur fossils. Early peoples with no concept of evolution and extinction would probably assume that these creatures were still around in some capacity.
#37 to #34 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]
Well... People sort of knew how animals and their skeletons were built together. If there's no bones to correctly hold up the wings, then there's no way to for it to have wings. But I could also just talk **** without even knowing. Heard that some early paleontologist put the bones in such a way that he made a unicorn without back legs.
#8 - dwarfman (02/24/2013) [-]
Only mildly. I've seen some **** .
#147 - jokingcargo (02/25/2013) [-]
hfw the corn starts to pop
hfw the corn starts to pop
User avatar #157 - rocksteady (02/25/2013) [-]
The weirdest discovery ever: Milk

Some guy decided, "Whatever I squeeze out of these four penis looking things, I'm gonna drink it."
User avatar #162 to #157 - mirgil **User deleted account** (02/25/2013) [-]
God damnit, I'm about to freak out. Sorry, but I hate when people say that. We knew to milk cows because we watched their calves drink out of it and figured out milk is ******* easy to mass produce and good as **** for you. Also utters are just cow's tits. Obviously we knew tits produce milk.
User avatar #163 to #162 - rocksteady (02/25/2013) [-]
I have seen dogs drink their own piss. Dogs like to eat their own **** . Dogs also like the taste of puke.

So *Ahem*

God dammit, I'm about to freak out. Sorry, but I hate when people like you don't go eat their own **** from the toilet because we knew to eat it we watched dogs do it.

You are ******* stupid.
User avatar #164 to #163 - mirgil **User deleted account** (02/25/2013) [-]
...What the **** . Milk =/= piss, **** , or puke. All mammals lactate and produce milk, we found we could drink other mammals milk so we did. Not all mammals eat their own **** , piss, or puke. You just pulled that from no where friend. And dogs don't feed their **** to their young.
User avatar #165 to #164 - rocksteady (02/25/2013) [-]
Yeah you lost.
User avatar #167 to #165 - mirgil **User deleted account** (02/25/2013) [-]
...What are you talking about. Like really. Learn to argue.
User avatar #169 to #167 - hahahahah (02/25/2013) [-]
Yeah kid, you lost the argument bad.
User avatar #170 to #169 - mirgil **User deleted account** (02/25/2013) [-]
What. He didn't even have a counter-argument. He brought something that had nothing to do with the topic in. I backed mine up twice.
User avatar #173 to #170 - hahahahah (02/25/2013) [-]
Wow kid your so stupid you can't realize his original point proved your wrong, lol, retard.
User avatar #177 to #173 - mirgil **User deleted account** (02/25/2013) [-]
A.) You're*
B.) It didn't prove me wrong because milk and **** /vomit/etc. are two completely different things. Milk is something we as mammal's gave to our offspring, this is ******* instinct. All we did is take it from a different source which was easier and better. Two completely different things that he tried to make out to be relevant to the argument.
User avatar #182 to #177 - hahahahah (02/25/2013) [-]
He is going to need medication to cope with how wrong he was lol.
User avatar #181 to #177 - rocksteady (02/25/2013) [-]
You were proven wrong kid, this is too funny LOL.

Please cry more about being proven wrong.
User avatar #183 to #181 - mirgil **User deleted account** (02/25/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ I don't know why I try. I have a valid point but you just dodge it. Go ahead and pretend that you're right and you won. I give up, talking to retards is just pointless.
User avatar #184 to #183 - rocksteady (02/25/2013) [-]
I don't know why you try to change the past kiddo.

You were wrong, and proven wrong

Deal with it.
#191 to #184 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
all animals instinctually dont like the smell of fece. there is a chemical we have evolved not o like. same goes with vomit and urine. dogs evolved to survive with little food and the structure of the things they excrete is different. plus, dogs kina had the smart bred out of them.
User avatar #175 to #173 - rocksteady (02/25/2013) [-]
Yeah hes to ******* stupid to understand LOL
User avatar #168 to #167 - rocksteady (02/25/2013) [-]
Wow you really lost.
User avatar #205 to #162 - multimedia (02/25/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I know that you're right. But it's just a joke, you really shouldn't have gotten so flustered over it.
#160 to #157 - xkittenzombiex (02/25/2013) [-]
Imagine what he had to explain to the village on exactly what he was doing to their livestock.
User avatar #189 to #157 - NotAsWackoJacko (02/25/2013) [-]
As the Fact Core said 'The first person to drink milk was very very thristy'
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User avatar #3 to #2 - yojo (02/24/2013) [-]
That's what I'm ******* saying! It turns into something completely different within a second!
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