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Most awkward moment of my life

 
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#33 - nippuhl (02/23/2013) [-]
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Did you at least play Laser Tag?
#47 - jaigurudevaom (02/23/2013) [-]
But cum goes sticky if you leave it on your face
#338 to #47 - anon (03/01/2013) [-]
You have no idea how hard it was to find this exact picture
User avatar #112 to #47 - thrustingreatbacon (02/23/2013) [-]
hence why i wiped it off and attempted to wash?
#234 to #112 - notstill (02/24/2013) [-]
"why I wiped it off"
Now now lets not start assuming that this actually happened to you and you didn't just steal it from some other site.
#177 to #112 - anonyrnoose (02/24/2013) [-]
Fag OP, if you washed it, it wouldn't show up.
#48 to #47 - sierramistfourteen (02/23/2013) [-]
... that's true and all, but that doesn't pertain to the story at all
... that's true and all, but that doesn't pertain to the story at all
User avatar #39 - randomserb (02/23/2013) [-]
Assuming your boyfriend has a steady supply of water, wash your ******* face.
#108 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
Lies. Cum won't show up under a blacklight unless it has been exposed to a reacting agent. I'm a forensic scientist and I've had to do this procedure many times at work
#174 to #108 - anon (02/24/2013) [-]
Confirmed, I remember one time I jacked off at my step moms house and her basement had a black light. I jizzed under it and it didn't glow.
#119 to #108 - rhiaanor (02/23/2013) [-]
anon, tis true, i love you anon. Anon, i love you. and for that....   
   
   
a hug.
anon, tis true, i love you anon. Anon, i love you. and for that....


a hug.
User avatar #218 to #119 - toosexyforyou (02/24/2013) [-]
new episode of one piece on in a few minutes wooo
User avatar #330 to #218 - rhiaanor (02/24/2013) [-]
thank you sir, i forgot
#120 to #108 - stratosrider (02/23/2013) [-]
This is indeed true. Also, low-powered blackiights like at laser tag arenas won't do the trick; you need the high-quality, high-power UV light. Well done, anon.
User avatar #115 to #108 - lolfire (02/23/2013) [-]
Backing this anon up.

You need to spray the agent (blood or semen) with Luminol before it will show up.
User avatar #41 - koobzacc (02/23/2013) [-]
You should have been like "I AM LADY CUMFACE AND IM READY TO **** **** UP"

red team ruels
User avatar #252 to #41 - mlpokeyuan (02/24/2013) [-]
"GOOOOOO BLUE TEAM!" - Gavin Free
#70 to #41 - odapac (02/23/2013) [-]
negative
User avatar #333 to #70 - koobzacc (02/24/2013) [-]
thank you for this
#22 - thumtac (02/23/2013) [-]
I'd give a **** but you didn't wash your face afterwards which is nasty as ****
#60 to #22 - warrollan (02/23/2013) [-]
Its good for her pours!!!!
User avatar #247 to #60 - alltimetens (02/24/2013) [-]
Pores*
#254 to #247 - warrollan (02/24/2013) [-]
You missed the joke...
User avatar #269 to #254 - alltimetens (02/24/2013) [-]
Iamnotacleverman.jpg

Elaborate.
#146 - curtisbentley (02/24/2013) [-]
Well this is 			********		.   
   
There are no girls on the internet.   
   
So this was a GUY.
Well this is ******** .

There are no girls on the internet.

So this was a GUY.
User avatar #168 to #146 - spikethepony (02/24/2013) [-]
wait, **** ....
My brain omitted the "at" at the beginning, making it seem to me like this was a male the entire time....
Well. Hmm.
#131 - themasterdocter (02/23/2013) [-]
Everyones face when.
Everyones face when.
#132 - zhooker (02/23/2013) [-]
why didn't she clean her face properly thats disgusting
#225 to #132 - anon (02/24/2013) [-]
have you ever gotten it on your body, it's hard to wash off all of it, even a microscopic amount could be viewed under a black light
User avatar #151 to #132 - floopdawhoop (02/24/2013) [-]
She wanted people to see...
#219 - marcury (02/24/2013) [-]
hfw
User avatar #223 to #219 - thrustingreatbacon (02/24/2013) [-]
this is perfect
#267 - shadowrated (02/24/2013) [-]
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So the boyfriend wins automatically because he shot her in the face
#109 - ironwrath (02/23/2013) [-]
I can't be the only one that found that nasty....no shower, or even bothering to use some water to wash your 			*******		 face?
I can't be the only one that found that nasty....no shower, or even bothering to use some water to wash your ******* face?
#142 to #109 - jiltist ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Really? You must wear a condom when you do anal, too....
#7 - pinkfloyd ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
#56 - dashgamer (02/23/2013) [-]
MFW I hear these sexy stories. "It's time to have another lonely drink."
#17 - upunkpunk (02/23/2013) [-]
Just a question.
don't hurt me
But what is it that other guys find attractive in cumming on a girls face? I don't think I would enjoy doing that to a girl personally. but why do others guys like that?
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#37 to #17 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
if a girl lets you cum on her face, ******* cum on the face man
User avatar #29 to #17 - cubanwhiteman (02/23/2013) [-]
To be honest, I'd prefer to cum in the mouth. It's just so sexy, it's hard to explain. Like explaining why boobs are awesome to girls.

Then again, not like I can really experience it.
User avatar #36 to #17 - chuca ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
subconsciously it makes guys feel dominant, which if you know a lil about physcology most guys like that
#20 to #17 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
I think it might be a dominance / getting-your-way sorta deal.
#24 to #20 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
Yes I agree, it's the feel of being dominant and leaving your mark on the girl as we are after all just animals.
#23 to #20 - upunkpunk (02/23/2013) [-]
Thanks anon.
Thanks anon.
#77 - creosote (02/23/2013) [-]
Oh hey, my boyfriend just came on my face. I guess I might as well LEAVE IT ON MY FACE AND NOT EVEN CHANGE MY 			*******		 CLOTHES.
Oh hey, my boyfriend just came on my face. I guess I might as well LEAVE IT ON MY FACE AND NOT EVEN CHANGE MY ******* CLOTHES.
#80 to #77 - creosote (02/23/2013) [-]
My bad. I thought that it meant her clothes and teeth were glowing from semen, but still...
User avatar #101 to #80 - thrustingreatbacon (02/23/2013) [-]
ah no, it was just the reaction of everyone else in the room of everyone elses shirts and stuff, probably shouldve made it more clear, sorry D:
#104 to #101 - creosote (02/23/2013) [-]
Nah, you did well. I seem to be the only person that read it that way anyways.
Nah, you did well. I seem to be the only person that read it that way anyways.
#298 - ethiopia ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
She was in a sticky situation
She was in a sticky situation
#301 to #300 - ethiopia ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Just stating the obvious
User avatar #306 to #298 - kamehamehanurd (02/24/2013) [-]
She WAS the sticky situation
#240 - gazajunk (02/24/2013) [-]
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#222 - xxxojand (02/24/2013) [-]
Before I got to the end I already knew how it was going to finish.
No pun intended, lol.
User avatar #224 to #222 - thrustingreatbacon (02/24/2013) [-]
that was awesome
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