What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of ******* going over a cliff.
What do you call 100 ******* on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
What do you call a ****** hitchhiker?
Where is the best place to hide a ******** food stamps?
Under his work boots.
How can you tell when a black as been on your computer?
It is not there.
How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons?
It means the future will be great!
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A ****** family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!
Why don't sharks eat *******?
They think its whale ****!
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
A member of Crimestoppers of America.Why do ******* have red eyes after sex?
What's the difference between a ****** and a bouncy castle?
You dont take your shoes off to jump on a ******!
What do you call a ****** with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?