>Have the hots for neighbor's mom
>Fap to her Facebook pictures
>One day get the idea to print one out and jizz on it.
>Print it out.
>Finish on it.
>Flush it down the toilet.
>It won't flush.
>A combination of semen, water, and a wet picture comes over flowing from the bowl.
>Try to plunge.
>Need parental assistance.
>Mom comes in, she fixes the toilet.
>She sees the picture.
>"Honey, why did you try to flush this?"
>She obviously knows what happened.
>"I don't know."
>She leaves the room, next thing I hear is my, Dad.(He is super-religious.).
>"WHAT THE HELL WHERE YOU DOING!?"
>He must know what happened.
>Don't want to get in trouble.
>Run out of the house as he chases me.
>Run into woods behind my house.
>Hide in an old cabin in the woods.
>Mfw, I am a Black Ex-Cop
>Mfw, you can't corner the Dorner.