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User avatar #15 - tonytails (02/20/2013) [-]
a note pad
a pencil
a bottle of aleve
#2 - fencingchamp (02/19/2013) [-]
your mum carries a chromosome....too easy...just like your mom
#3 to #2 - theturkeyburger (02/19/2013) [-]
He says "My mom"... It's... "My mom"
User avatar #7 to #3 - vedgetable (02/19/2013) [-]
i like how he thumbed both of us down
User avatar #8 to #7 - theturkeyburger (02/19/2013) [-]
Gaah.... Kids. Kids on fj. Everywhere.
User avatar #13 to #7 - fencingchamp (02/20/2013) [-]
who?
User avatar #4 to #2 - vedgetable (02/19/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #12 - shiningfinger (02/20/2013) [-]
Does emotional baggage count?
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User avatar #1 - improbablyyourdad (02/19/2013) [-]
I like to put small candy in my foreskin and save it for later. The best part is when I put eminems in there and its like I have a rainbow stick after sweating.
#11 to #1 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
when I put eminems in there
put eminems in there
>>eminems<<

I think he doesn't like that
User avatar #17 - trollmobile ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
a leatherman, my bus pass.
User avatar #9 - milnerdk (02/19/2013) [-]
how does one carry extra, if one is wearing no pants?
User avatar #14 to #9 - krasnogvardiech (02/20/2013) [-]
With a shirt.
User avatar #10 - whothefkisanon (02/19/2013) [-]
Pocket Knife, Balisong (not always), Tardis, iPod and 7" tablet, 2 condoms.
User avatar #20 - darkseidrules (02/22/2013) [-]
I keep a Yo-Yo in my coat. It's great for a lot of things like passing the time, extra string, a weapon, a stabilizer, etc.
I also carry a pen, to write, to stab, to loan, and to doodle with.
User avatar #19 - paradox (02/20/2013) [-]
dude i was a boy scout for 13 years. you dont even wanna kno how much extra **** that i carry around with me.but i have enough **** in my back pack that i could probably get thrown in some ******* woods & survive for a few months. i have every thing from rope to gorrilla glue to a bible. upon further review i got enough **** in my back pack to pass as dora the explorers older brother.
User avatar #21 to #19 - manmadegod (02/26/2013) [-]
You were a Boy Scout at age 5?
User avatar #18 - worldatarms (02/20/2013) [-]
A planner
#6 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Pocket watch. Keeps **** time though.
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