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#61 - bendingtimesucks **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#3 - mooghens (02/18/2013) [+] (12 replies)
A survey have shown that 98% of all people masturbate
Same Survey has also shown that 2% are compulsive liars
#99 - jaigurudevaom (02/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I've made some rules for when I have kids   
-Make lots of noise on the stairs and walk up slowly (so they can hear me coming up the stairs)    
-Let them lock their door   
-Knock first    
-Let them have a computer in their room    
   
Everyone masturbates
I've made some rules for when I have kids
-Make lots of noise on the stairs and walk up slowly (so they can hear me coming up the stairs)
-Let them lock their door
-Knock first
-Let them have a computer in their room

Everyone masturbates
User avatar #1 - SaNcAlandariel (02/18/2013) [-]
Never stopped me before.
#82 - dafuqman (02/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #2 - rossoneri (02/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Everyone knows you jerk off, but that doesn't mean they're going to confront you about it, or purposely walk in on you cracking one off. You probably give them signs to confirm you are masturbating, like locking your bedroom door or finding a rock hard sock.
#150 - aurelianopeachdoor (02/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The other day my mom came in my room in the morning (having jerked twice the night before) and she said as she opened the window "Your room smells a lot."
"A lot like what?" I asked.
"......Humanity..." She replied.

MFW she said that.
#159 - Desdenne (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Just like you know your parents have sex and you just pretend they dont. Or that blow jobs come with sex and maybe just one time in your life your mother kissed you good night after Bjing your Dad.
#146 - unncommon (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's hard to not to when I always scream "AANNDD boom goes the dynamite." after climax.
#27 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Unless your parents are retarded, they know.

Nobody wants to get involved with it though.
#250 - baconbiscuits (02/19/2013) [-]
Go visit dad every summer during break (parent's divorced at birth). Go to see cousin, Aunt greets me: "Hey! How are ya, Sweetie! Cameron's in the bathroom! He's been in there for almost an hour. He's been in there a lot lately. I think he's constipated. :( " MFW
#71 - dollydagger (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#169 - lovepain (02/19/2013) [+] (26 replies)
**lovepain rolls 959**   
   
Roll trips and delete your account. Ill start   
May the force be with you
**lovepain rolls 959**

Roll trips and delete your account. Ill start
May the force be with you
#187 to #169 - davve (02/19/2013) [-]
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#91 - snakefire (02/19/2013) [-]
Its true.   
   
I've always known it was true
Its true.

I've always known it was true
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#73 - thatguynobodylikes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#56 - bollingezonfre (02/19/2013) [-]
"IF"

I make sure they know.
#199 - therealtotodile (02/19/2013) [+] (11 replies)
My dad gave me a talk about masturbation two weeks ago and I wondered why because I've never been caught. I just thought it was random, but then the next weekend he we talked again and said "It's okay to masturbate to internet porn too, even that weird hentao or whatever it's called that you're into." I don't know how he knows. Nor do I want to. I just shrugged it off and pretended to not care. But now I can't even look at something sexual without getting chills.    
   
TL:DR  My dad knows I watch hentai. I have no 						*******					 idea how...   
   
MFW
My dad gave me a talk about masturbation two weeks ago and I wondered why because I've never been caught. I just thought it was random, but then the next weekend he we talked again and said "It's okay to masturbate to internet porn too, even that weird hentao or whatever it's called that you're into." I don't know how he knows. Nor do I want to. I just shrugged it off and pretended to not care. But now I can't even look at something sexual without getting chills.

TL:DR My dad knows I watch hentai. I have no ******* idea how...

MFW
#204 to #199 - jakefenris (02/19/2013) [-]
Your browser history, clear it.
Your browser history, clear it.
User avatar #4 - ffx (02/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Well for boys, every time the door is locked they're going to assume we're masturbating.
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