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#40 - shadowfox (02/19/2013) [-]
My kid is going to learn about Church and Tex and the whole RvB story
User avatar #47 to #40 - mrcowll (02/19/2013) [-]
Man... I just got the blood gulch feels.
User avatar #50 to #40 - ttallonn (02/19/2013) [-]
Caboose and the buttons
User avatar #85 to #40 - udo (02/19/2013) [-]
How are you gonna recite Lopez? Have fun dude.
User avatar #106 to #85 - shadowfox (02/20/2013) [-]
Obviously I will speak the Spanish and my wife will speak the english. It all works out dude
User avatar #3 - Emerzz (02/18/2013) [-]
Im going to make them watch saturday morning pokemon. no matter what generation and only read them the book "Go the **** to sleep".
User avatar #24 - dreadedsin (02/18/2013) [-]
Creepypasta
User avatar #51 - biomedic (02/19/2013) [-]
Shrek. because shrek is love. shrek is life.
User avatar #25 - endface (02/18/2013) [-]
Deadspace, because I'm terrible father material and everyone should know it.
#28 to #25 - LeviV (02/18/2013) [-]
What could go wrong?
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (02/18/2013) [-]
I would give them Calvin and Hobbes.
#1 - krayon (02/18/2013) [-]
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Implying that you're ever going to have sex ^
User avatar #2 to #1 - illusiveman (02/18/2013) [-]
I've had, I'm not time or economically ready for kids or wanting to have kids, yet.
User avatar #59 to #1 - motherduck (02/19/2013) [-]
Adoption.....
#101 - drimsical (02/19/2013) [-]
i will marry a woman with blonde hair and glasses   
if i ever have a kid im going to ask them things but before i do i will always say "would you kindly"   
as in, "would you kindly make your bed", or "would you kindly go outside"   
later on in life ill make sure that they accidentally stumble upon the bioshock series and they will question their entire existence.   
probably kill everyone and get locked away for the rest of their life
i will marry a woman with blonde hair and glasses
if i ever have a kid im going to ask them things but before i do i will always say "would you kindly"
as in, "would you kindly make your bed", or "would you kindly go outside"
later on in life ill make sure that they accidentally stumble upon the bioshock series and they will question their entire existence.
probably kill everyone and get locked away for the rest of their life
#100 - piobaireachd (02/19/2013) [-]
about the time where i ****** his mom in the butt
#83 - baniggernom (02/19/2013) [-]
About how much they ruined my wife's vagina.   
   
The name shall be "Cunt Destroyer" regardless of gender.
About how much they ruined my wife's vagina.

The name shall be "Cunt Destroyer" regardless of gender.
User avatar #73 - ROADHOUSE (02/19/2013) [-]
Amnesia, Penumbra, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Fear, Dead Space and Dino Crisis.
#70 - vikingpizza (02/19/2013) [-]
Dad, why are you crying?
Every time, like a bitch ;_;
User avatar #35 - TheElderNinja (02/19/2013) [-]
my kid will hear about kingdom hearts EVERY night. Starting with Birth by sleep then going up until KH 2, you get disney and better life lessons.
User avatar #31 - graphenz (02/18/2013) [-]
A compilation of the best creepypastas out there.
#29 - mattdoggy (02/18/2013) [-]
Lord of the Rings   
Every night   
My kids are going to know these stories inside out upside down and backwards by the time they are adults
Lord of the Rings
Every night
My kids are going to know these stories inside out upside down and backwards by the time they are adults
User avatar #7 - makujensi (02/18/2013) [-]
I have a little boy and we read Lord of the Rings and he watches me play Zelda on Nintendo. He also watches a **** ton of Pokemon, D. Gray-man, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragonball and stuff like that.. He loves anime. My kid rocks.




(and he watches my little pony sometimes)
User avatar #102 - asleepyplatypus (02/19/2013) [-]
I will tell them Dead space/ amnesia for sure, maybe about skyrim if they whim out of the horror
#93 - cabooseboi (02/19/2013) [-]
Mine shall be of the little blue buster shooting master of godliness MEGAMAN And the seven trials of wiley
User avatar #91 - kinglobster (02/19/2013) [-]
there gonna be about whatever my child is interested in. not gonna shove my interests down his or her throat.
#89 - SILENCEnight (02/19/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at wat ** its going to be about the time i survived the 2012 apocalypse
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