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Phanact Worship

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Submitted: 02/17/2013
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#6 - kirkbot (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#4 - phanact (02/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 - captaincupcakez (02/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
you need to give anon phanac.t orange coloured text now...
User avatar #22 to #20 - phanact (02/17/2013) [-]
NO STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS
#16 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Hi Phanact. I'm your biggest phan.
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#263 - phanact (02/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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Xahnrad: "I don't give a **** about Phanact. I hate him"

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User avatar #1 - alhemicar (02/17/2013) [-]
no.
#147 - phanactisnumberone (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
HOW COME I WASNT INVITED.
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#52 - peryite **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#106 - phanact (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Other users are correct.

I am not God

T is the true god, the almighty power in the universe.

I am simply its divine intervention.
I am the holy spirit, seated at the right hand of T, here to guide you mortals to ascension
#104 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
I am the only person who cares about comment thumbs because i am a lonely man and all my friends are on the internet, don't forget my super ego and lack of any prospects and the ********* that happens when someone tells me to kill myself
Because I thought of it before.

You're just jelous that i am number 1 for funny comment clearly you haven't had the life i had its terrible and the internet is my only friend i don't like to leave the house all i like doing is making up storys about real life like how i told everyone my girlfriend is dying

lol like **** i'd have a girlfriend i am a ugly **** do you even lift faggot
User avatar #195 - phanactisnumberone (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/phanact-worship
I created a channel for our true god.
User avatar #198 to #195 - phanact (02/17/2013) [-]
stahp
#51 - krizzah (02/17/2013) [-]
But will hailing Phanact win you a free PSP?   
   
Phanact - 0   
T - 100   
   
Don't be a heathen, praise T.
But will hailing Phanact win you a free PSP?

Phanact - 0
T - 100

Don't be a heathen, praise T.
#322 - phanact (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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okay im done here for now
User avatar #205 - phanact (02/17/2013) [-]
Don't Feed Phanact.

Phanact is a short range caster champion who specializes is debuffing his enemies in annoying ways.

Phanact's passive is Ponythread Popularity. Whenever Phanact is seen on the ponythread a ********* will occur, causing massive distraction among the users. Because of this try to avoid interaction with the ponythread when Phanact is seen.

Phanact's non ultimate abilities can bonus effects during the ********* .

Phanact's first ability is recolor. This creates a recolored pony that will last until Phanact disables it. This recolor passively increases the butthurt level of users who are within range of it. During a ********* the recolor also causes pointless arguments among users.

Phanact's second ability is friendly board. This will instantly teleport Phanact out of the ponythread and into the friendly board. This will instantly replace his passive with the leaver ********* . Somewhat the same, but the butthurt gain is increased by 25%.

During a ********* this ability's duration is increased by 50%.

Phanact's third ability is unjustified ban. This will instantly ban Phanact and remove any ********* debuffs. During this time Phanact rapidly generates popularity and pity.

During a ********* the the popularity gain is increased by 15%.


Phanact's ultimate is Dick Storm. This instantly causes all users with maximum butthurt to begin spamming a picture of Phanacts dick.

It will last 10 seconds, and consume 10 pity and popularity every second. Each second anyone within range of the ultimate will instantly gain 20 butthurt and consume any flags they have in their inventory.

If players become fully butthurt after the ultimate is activated they will not become part of the dick spammers
User avatar #39 - captaincupcakez (02/17/2013) [-]
I declare the 17th of February to be "Annoy the **** out of phanact" day
User avatar #27 - ffffyou (02/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**** him
#3 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
YEAH ALL HAIL ME!
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#43 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Phanact is a loser. No way he's a god. Failed college 3 times, works at kebab king and ***** rainbow dash (or some furry that acts like her) and plus, he looks like a giraffe. His neck is marginally longer than his dick.
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