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Shit in the Dark

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Submitted: 02/17/2013
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#5 - IMMAFIRINMAHVACCUM (02/17/2013) [-]
prrrftt
prrrftt
#3 - InsaneSaulie (02/17/2013) [-]
You should of just started screaming when the lights went out.
You should of just started screaming when the lights went out.
#98 to #3 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
its a monday
#123 to #98 - InsaneSaulie (02/17/2013) [-]
This person knows where im coming from.
This person knows where im coming from.
#4 to #3 - toxikxvenom (02/17/2013) [-]
what i would have done
what i would have done
#170 to #23 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
My sides...
#24 to #23 - mitchem ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again
#50 to #23 - thedynamicman (02/17/2013) [-]
10/10
10/10
#29 to #23 - xxyzx (02/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #23 - crazehtoast (02/17/2013) [-]
I don't care if that was real or not, it was beautiful.
#26 to #23 - fireworkmuffins (02/17/2013) [-]
THATS 			*******		 HILARIOUS
THATS ******* HILARIOUS
#7 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
But who was prrrftt?
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#88 - standingbehindyou ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
I am a man who poops alone
And when I'm dropping a fat load
In the toilet leaving my own mark

And then the light begins to change
I need to fart, but it's out of my range
A little anxious when it's dark

**** in the dark, **** in the dark
I have a constant fear that someone is coming here
**** in the dark, **** in the dark
I have a phobia that someone's listening there...
#168 to #88 - dawhitekneegrow (02/17/2013) [-]
anyone else think this would be great if Bo Burnham would make a song like this... sounds like him haha
#154 to #88 - dawhitekneegrow (02/17/2013) [-]
you write beautiful poetry sir
#129 to #88 - mrwoodcock (02/17/2013) [-]
Genius!
#22 - crazyolitis (02/17/2013) [-]
HFW he hears that.
#17 - godofcorndog ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Their face after prrrftt
Their face after prrrftt
#30 - xxyzx (02/17/2013) [-]
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#9 - drunkengnome (02/17/2013) [-]
prrrftt
prrrftt
#21 - stallwallwriter (02/17/2013) [-]
actual point-of-fact lol'd at that
User avatar #2 - monroetrojanguy (02/17/2013) [-]
that......that right there.....that is funny!
User avatar #118 - jennyg (02/17/2013) [-]
One day I went to use a bathroom with those automatic lights but didn't know it at the moment and had my eyes closed while rubbing them, when I opened them all I saw was darkness and thought I had gone blind from rubbing my eyes too hard.
User avatar #162 to #118 - neverccd (02/17/2013) [-]
Totally thought you meant rubbing one out lol. YOUNG MAN YOU'LL GO BLIND!
#27 - mrnomnomnom (02/17/2013) [-]
reminds me of this guy
http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=cZO9tMetxno
#12 - thejokerisgod (02/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 - anonemous (02/17/2013) [-]
poo buddies forever.......
User avatar #172 - noblekira (02/17/2013) [-]
>be in stall
>holding it as guy walks in to bathroom
>he goes in stall next to me
> I can't hold it in
>I let go, he's making sounds anyway
>significantly large, synchronised splash from both of us
> he shouts "POO FIVE!"
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