>Be in Health Class
>Teacher is choosing partners for egg assignment (Where you act like an egg is a Baby)
>She starts using popsicle stick with names on them
>I get paired with Jimmy, the class Tard. (No relation to J-J-Jimmy from S-S-South park.)
>We get given our Eggs and Jimmy immediately takes it and hugs it
>I get scared thinking it might break
>Surprisingly it doesn't
>Jimmy lets me hold the Egg
>I stare at it's white shell
>He says he wants to name it Corn
>I ask why and he says he loves corn, he is retarded so I don't argue
>"So, Jimmy, since one of us needs to take care of him the first week do you think I can do it?"
>Jimmy flips a tit
>"NOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE COOORRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!111!!!!"
>He grabs it from my hands and starts ******* ****
>The Tard Guards open the door
>Get on the floor
>They go to calm Jimmy down and he is whipping his hand thats holding Corn at them
>At this point I couldn't care less about what *******
happens to Corn
>He lets go off Corn
>It cracks and breaks open on a Tard Guard's face
>Basically, Jimmy cracked Corn and I don't care.