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Submitted: 02/14/2013
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#5 - GOTTACATCHEMALL (02/14/2013) [-]
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I completely understand what happened here
#3 - juicymucus (02/14/2013) [-]
YFW
YFW
User avatar #18 - Dakafal (02/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Oh yeah. Because taking painkillers totally makes you act like that.
What actually happened.
>Be me 17
>Break my leg, doctor prescribes me Vicadin because I broke my ******* leg
>Take 4 times recommended amount
>Turn on Animal Planet
>Fall asleep on couch
User avatar #34 - profarnsworth (02/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Fake pain to get vicadin
>take 4 times the recommended ammount
<To dumb to sell pills and make mad money off of drug addicts
<Is a drug addict
#35 to #34 - brenton (02/14/2013) [-]
*Too dumb
#48 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (02/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A doctor isn't going to prescribe opiates without taking an x-ray of your leg to see how bad the damage is. If you were faking the pain, then your leg wasn't actually broken, and he would know it. If your leg really was broken, then you wouldn't be ******* faking.

Also, Vicodin is a sedative, it relaxes you; it doesn't make you hallucinate and flip your **** . And even if it did, if you were tripping so hard that you were screaming in agony from salt touching you because you think you're a slug, you wouldn't be lucid enough to understand the need to put your clothes on and lie to your mother.

tl;dr: OP sucks at making up ******** stories.
#2 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
#9 - kaarvaag (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Time for me to be the idiot who ruins the fun! That's not at all how you get for taking an excessive amount of Vicadin. You just get tired and everything feels really okay.
#97 - chubberbrother (02/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Seriously OP? This is ridiculous. First off, no way you would be faking pain to get Vicodin. Also, a quadruple dose would probably kill you. After that, how the hell would you wriggle on the ground with a broken leg, get that much Vaseline, and get dressed so fast with a broken leg? Also Vicodin doesn't do that to you.
Seriously OP? This is ridiculous. First off, no way you would be faking pain to get Vicodin. Also, a quadruple dose would probably kill you. After that, how the hell would you wriggle on the ground with a broken leg, get that much Vaseline, and get dressed so fast with a broken leg? Also Vicodin doesn't do that to you.
#70 - davvi (02/14/2013) [-]
wat
#12 - andnowducks (02/14/2013) [-]
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#47 - YourAnalProbe (02/14/2013) [-]
&gt;hfw
>hfw
#21 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
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#104 - pikininja (02/15/2013) [-]
Relevant?
#51 - sirhyden (02/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Here's a Dirty Little story for you, I've never admitted this to anyone before.
<Live in the country
<Have a flock of Geese
<Dirty Rotten horrible Vicious Bastards
<Mother Father and 6 children
<Father(Bastard) walks around honking
<Way he does it, it sounds more like screaming
<Attacks dogs, Ducks Chickens because they happen to be in the way
<Honks whenever I'm around as I'm the only one who can catch him
<Bastard Goose attacks our Old Blind and deaf terrier, nearly kills her.
<You done ****** up boy
<Wait till christmas
<All his children are killed for Christmas, given out to family friends for christmas dinner
<They are all hanging up from the rafters of the shed
<Grab Bastard Goose, Kick Mother Goose around with him in my arms
<He's Honking and furious at me
<Walk him slowly into shed
<He sees his children
<Plucked and hanging upsidedown
<Mouths agape and eyes open, filled with black deadness
<He Screams even louder
<I cakled insanely
<Tears Stream down his Face
<I Punch him in his bastard face and hammerthrow him over the fence to his bitch
< **** YOU BASTARD GOOSE
#43 - thatguythatlaughs (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #67 - neokun (02/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This never happened.
#77 to #67 - jewjewbinks (02/14/2013) [-]
and? i still laughed
and? i still laughed
#41 - rodiganschmidt (02/14/2013) [-]
Im laughing so hard my whole apartment smells like farts because i could not control them
Im laughing so hard my whole apartment smells like farts because i could not control them
User avatar #38 - geofalke (02/14/2013) [-]
>breaks leg
>Fake pain to get vicadin.


I'm sorry but faking pain with a broken leg?
User avatar #8 - supacrap (02/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
****
Exactly 28 lines.
28 + 8 = 36
36 / 2 = 18
18 / 3 = 6
6 - 3 = 3

Half Life 3 confirmed
User avatar #22 to #19 - krizzah (02/14/2013) [-]
It already has. It took 1 day, and then it was ******* overused. I have never seen anyone kill and overuse a joke so quickly.
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