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#5 - GOTTACATCHEMALL
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I completely understand what happened here
#3 - juicymucus
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(02/14/2013) [-]
YFW
YFW
#18 - Dakafal
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(02/14/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. Because taking painkillers totally makes you act like that.
What actually happened.
>Be me 17
>Break my leg, doctor prescribes me Vicadin because I broke my ******* leg
>Take 4 times recommended amount
>Turn on Animal Planet
>Fall asleep on couch
#46 to #18 - anon
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(02/14/2013) [-]
Because everything you read here is true.
#58 to #18 - lightness
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Its meant to be funny not true
#26 to #18 - jdouglas
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dude. vicadin does make you high. i don't know if you'd do the slug thing though.
#42 to #26 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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Yes, it makes you high, but not the kind of high where you hallucinate and freak out. It's more like the kind of high where you're floating around on a cloud.
#98 to #42 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
No, hallucinations are a side effect of vicadin, but only in the long term.
#34 - profarnsworth
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>Fake pain to get vicadin
>take 4 times the recommended ammount
<To dumb to sell pills and make mad money off of drug addicts
<Is a drug addict
#35 to #34 - brenton
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*Too dumb
#36 to #35 - profarnsworth
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#71 to #35 - davvi
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it wasn't a typo, he even put the > in the different direction to show us how clever he is
#48 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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A doctor isn't going to prescribe opiates without taking an x-ray of your leg to see how bad the damage is. If you were faking the pain, then your leg wasn't actually broken, and he would know it. If your leg really was broken, then you wouldn't be ******* faking.

Also, Vicodin is a sedative, it relaxes you; it doesn't make you hallucinate and flip your ****. And even if it did, if you were tripping so hard that you were screaming in agony from salt touching you because you think you're a slug, you wouldn't be lucid enough to understand the need to put your clothes on and lie to your mother.

tl;dr: OP sucks at making up ******** stories.
#93 to #48 - chubberbrother [OP]
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(02/15/2013) [-]
You didn't ask about how he was squirming around with a broken leg?
#49 to #48 - suckshit
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(02/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, and where the **** he got all this vas..
Oh right it's OP we're talking about
#2 - Gonnafly ONLINE
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#9 - kaarvaag
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(02/14/2013) [-]
Time for me to be the idiot who ruins the fun! That's not at all how you get for taking an excessive amount of Vicadin. You just get tired and everything feels really okay.
#13 to #9 - chubberbrother [OP]
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(02/14/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#97 - chubberbrother [OP]
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Seriously OP? This is ridiculous. First off, no way you would be faking pain to get Vicodin. Also, a quadruple dose would probably kill you. After that, how the hell would you wriggle on the ground with a broken leg, get that much Vaseline, and get dressed so fast with a broken leg? Also Vicodin doesn't do that to you.
Seriously OP? This is ridiculous. First off, no way you would be faking pain to get Vicodin. Also, a quadruple dose would probably kill you. After that, how the hell would you wriggle on the ground with a broken leg, get that much Vaseline, and get dressed so fast with a broken leg? Also Vicodin doesn't do that to you.
#115 to #97 - chubberbrother [OP]
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(02/15/2013) [-]
MFW The person that posted the comment is OP.
MFW The person that posted the comment is OP.
#126 to #115 - silasdg
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(02/15/2013) [-]
My face when most people don't realize this was OP as well ^
#127 to #126 - chubberbrother [OP]
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Я хочу жить.
Я хочу жить.
#70 - davvi
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(02/14/2013) [-]
wat
#57 - sensualsaxman
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