Good day to you lovely people here at FJ, I want to play a game.. Here's how you do it.
Roll a picture; this will be your partner/companion/imaginary friend during the Zombie Apocalypse. They are DTF if you are that way inclined. (if you accidentally roll porn or gore, just delete it and have another go)
Roll 4; the first two numbers are how many weeks the apocalypse goes on for, and the second two denote how long you survive. If they are greater than the first two, you survive anyway and live a normal life.
The first item to your left is your weapon, the first item to your right is your partner's.
If you want, tell an amusing story regarding your companion, weapons, and survival (or death if you don't make it)
I'm also in a good mood so I will thumb up every comment posted, provided they are not being a gigantic faggot.