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Johnny's Bitch

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Submitted: 02/07/2013
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#2 - yunablade (02/07/2013) [-]
Free comedy tip slick, don't put the punch line int he title
User avatar #3 to #2 - yunablade (02/07/2013) [-]
still good joke, thumbed
User avatar #20 - Bakerlalalalala (02/08/2013) [-]
I thought this was a picture of an ass.... damn you OP you got my hopes up from the thumbnail
#34 - angelooo ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
In these type of stories there is always a Johnny, why is that?
In these type of stories there is always a Johnny, why is that?
User avatar #35 to #34 - thenukecity (02/08/2013) [-]
'Cause Johnny is a badass.
#42 to #35 - johnconnorone (02/08/2013) [-]
thanks bro
User avatar #40 to #35 - johnylingo (02/08/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #36 to #35 - angelooo ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #37 to #36 - thenukecity (02/08/2013) [-]
In all seriousness though, it's just something that happened and has stuck. If you google it I'm sure you'll find something solid though.
User avatar #38 to #37 - angelooo ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'll try that, (not being sarcastic)
User avatar #17 - JimiHendrix (02/08/2013) [-]
Instructions to read this joke:
1) Look at joke before title
2) Read the joke
3) Read the title in case you forgot the punchline
User avatar #28 to #18 - koocluks (02/08/2013) [-]
ha ha i made that picture i love you
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#31 - bfandgfthumbwar (02/08/2013) [-]
**bfandgfthumbwar rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Rupert **
#1 - fourtwentt (02/07/2013) [-]
cant thumb have this comment+gif instead
cant thumb have this comment+gif instead
User avatar #5 - rollusername (02/08/2013) [-]
**rollusername rolled user retrochris ** also wants to be Johnny's bitch
#52 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
HOLY DAMN I LOVE THE WORD FLABBERGASTED.

Makes me feel all wibblywobbly and flabby.
User avatar #39 - kosopadeca (02/08/2013) [-]
And they lived happily ever after. The end!
+1
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#44 - themeister (02/08/2013) [-]
GOD ******* DAMN IT FUNNYJUNK I WAS GOING TO STUDY FOR MY TEST TOMORROW BUT NOOOOOOOOOO NOW IM THIS FAR FROM THE FRONT PAGE WITH A HEAD FILLED WITH FUNNY PICTURES, BOOBS, AND A PICTURE OF JUSTIN BEIBER INSTEAD OF A HEAD FILLED WITH KNOWLEDGE ABOUT MUSCLE GROUPS WITHIN THE HUMAN BODY.

TL;DR **** YOU AND **** FUNNYJUNK.
#49 to #44 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
its not like they are holding you hostage and forcing you to not study
#50 to #44 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
Do you really imagine it's funny that you "rage" in a way to make yourself look funny?
'Cause you're not funny

I wish you die.
#45 to #44 - themeister (02/08/2013) [-]
I'm just kidding, I love you guys
#4 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
"Hey guys, do you remember 9/11? That was some tragic **** man..."

"Wtf is 9/11, is that a new convenience store or something? Speaking of remembering, remember that time you accidentally plastered your --"

"YES. WE ALL REMEMBER THAT JOHN. JUST GET OVER THAT **** ."
#51 - mrmuggles (02/08/2013) [-]
I clicked a picture and end up with a story about ****** up children what the **** .
#14 - anino (02/08/2013) [-]
Bitch is a goldigger
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