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#7 - potatos (02/06/2013) [-]
A teacher on a date.
#12 - sirslimyscrotum **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
Silly OP. We all know that teachers live in the school closets and don't have lives.
Silly OP. We all know that teachers live in the school closets and don't have lives.
#3 - eldergodsinc (02/06/2013) [-]
Guy: That's hilarious. Anyway, I'm going home. If you were any kind of intelligent you'd know I was using the word "can" in it's secondary model form, asking permission rather than expressing ability. Good luck getting your tenure, bitch.
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User avatar #86 to #3 - anonymouzx (02/14/2013) [-]
I came here to thumb it up twice since it helped me today.
#70 to #3 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
Its*
#18 to #3 - Kirbyman ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I am going to use that in the future.
#4 to #3 - LankyFrank (02/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #32 - Izisfat (02/06/2013) [-]
me: Kanye West
teacher: excuse me?
me: mayye West
#20 - FairyGodParents (02/06/2013) [-]
Reminds me of some pathetic OC i made in 2011 about this... ohgodwhy.jpg
User avatar #61 to #20 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
I remember this
#34 to #20 - gingeraletwo (02/07/2013) [-]
How did the piss get on his face?
How did the piss get on his face?

#72 to #34 - itsmewaffle (02/07/2013) [-]
I'd be more concerned about the guy in the background masturbating furiously to a guy covered in piss.
I'd be more concerned about the guy in the background masturbating furiously to a guy covered in piss.
User avatar #54 - DrSalvador (02/07/2013) [-]
Guy: "Oh, well then... May I?"
Teacher: "No."
User avatar #15 - thenoluk (02/06/2013) [-]
My school literally has the worst teachers.

One of them - Mr. Sanchez - was fired for locking a class of students in a room and smacking one of the girls butts, and another was fired for having sex with a sixth form student in a cupboard.
#83 to #15 - nexuser ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
Mate your full of ********
User avatar #84 to #83 - nexuser ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
just kidding ily
User avatar #16 to #15 - ljxjlos (02/06/2013) [-]
My old german Teacher hit his Wife(his Ex-Student) and her Son to Near-Death with a Shovel and then jumped from a nearby Church-tower. I win
User avatar #19 to #17 - ljxjlos (02/06/2013) [-]
But the funny thing is that he was one of everyones favorites. He was an amazingly cool Person, a extremely good teacher, etc
User avatar #50 to #19 - shishabar (02/07/2013) [-]
then y he hit ppl?
User avatar #43 - mostlyshits (02/07/2013) [-]
One of my favorite jokes
Friend: Can I have a piece of paper?
Me: I don't know, CAN you?
Friend : MAY I?
Me : I don't know, MAY you

sorry if you didn't like the joke
User avatar #44 to #43 - crummish (02/07/2013) [-]
I liked it~
#75 to #45 - chonies (02/07/2013) [-]
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#51 to #45 - triponmynips (02/07/2013) [-]
What in the actual **** is this?
#47 - origommi (02/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #53 to #47 - shaunr (02/07/2013) [-]
That's sort of relevant. good roll.
#69 - cannedsmarties (02/07/2013) [-]
MFW my teacher asks me  if I "can" do something
MFW my teacher asks me if I "can" do something
#33 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - trollchildxy (02/06/2013) [-]
Me: "Mr.Teacher can I go use the restroom?"
Mr.Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: "Yeah, be right back." -Leaves to use restroom-
>Then I come back to a ISS slip (Just a one day detention slip) for disrespecting my teacher?
>I just thought he was saying that I didn't need to ask. -.-
User avatar #8 to #6 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I had a similar thing except when I got back I said "After some experimentation, I have concluded that, yes I can go to the bathroom." I got out of detention for that.
User avatar #9 to #8 - trollchildxy (02/06/2013) [-]
Well I was like 6 and not that smart. LOL
User avatar #26 to #6 - awesomeradish (02/06/2013) [-]
Teachers are dicks, I would just keep skipping the detentions until they gave up
#29 - GoReMoTe (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying only females/gay men are teachers   
>implying all teachers are English teachers   
>implying teachers can get dates   
>implying teachers have lives outside of class
>implying only females/gay men are teachers
>implying all teachers are English teachers
>implying teachers can get dates
>implying teachers have lives outside of class
#36 to #29 - itzsquiggle ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
"Cares"
#35 to #29 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
MFW people are using my gif

MFW I cant post pictures
#52 to #29 - djdaggerztrike (02/07/2013) [-]
I gif you mayuse...
I gif you mayuse...
#13 - negr (02/06/2013) [-]
the secondary definition of can is to ask for permission
User avatar #2 - SuperSixONE (02/06/2013) [-]
oh my god lawl
#58 - KungFuZerO (02/07/2013) [-]
Guy: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought as a college graduate, you would have assumed I was using the secondary model of the word 'can' which expresses permission, and not ability. **** you, bitch.

Teacher: This is why I'm alone...
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