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#104 - badgerbaiting
Reply +7
(02/06/2013) [-]
I have a problem called delayed ejaculation, so it's pretty hard for me to jizz anyway. If I was cut, it would probably take even longer.
#118 to #104 - myrrdhin ONLINE
Reply +24
(02/06/2013) [-]
"I have a problem called delayed ejaculation."

Best. Pick-up line. Ever.
#119 to #118 - badgerbaiting
Reply +4
(02/06/2013) [-]
It's also known as retarded ejaculation. But that would sound more like I came out of my ear or something like that.
#120 to #119 - myrrdhin ONLINE
Reply +2
(02/06/2013) [-]
"What sound do you make when you have an orgasm?"

"Achoo!"
#121 to #120 - badgerbaiting
Reply +1
(02/06/2013) [-]
I scream in tardese, squirt out custard powder, then start farting marshmallows.
#122 to #121 - myrrdhin ONLINE
Reply +2
(02/06/2013) [-]
Quite nice. Your new name is now: Breakfast-Machine
#123 to #122 - badgerbaiting
Reply 0
(02/06/2013) [-]
Breakfast with no bacon? Blasphemy!
#124 to #123 - myrrdhin ONLINE
Reply 0
(02/06/2013) [-]
True words. Forgive me T.T
#125 to #124 - badgerbaiting
Reply 0
(02/06/2013) [-]
I don't know man, you might be too far gone. You need a course of re-baconing. Experience it with all five senses.
#126 to #125 - myrrdhin ONLINE
Reply 0
(02/06/2013) [-]
I'll do so. Thank you for bringing me back to the right path, father.
#127 to #126 - badgerbaiting
Reply 0
(02/06/2013) [-]
It's cool. Thanks for the awesome pick up line. I shall road test it tomorrow.
#129 to #127 - myrrdhin ONLINE
Reply 0
(02/06/2013) [-]
If you're really gonna do this: Tell me how it went out!
#180 to #129 - badgerbaiting
Reply 0
(02/07/2013) [-]
Definitely didn't work. I tried it and had to run away. I can't go back to that club ever again.
#182 to #180 - myrrdhin ONLINE
Reply 0
(02/11/2013) [-]
pity :(
#156 to #118 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
Reply 0
(02/06/2013) [-]
I get that when drunk, it takes at least 20 minutes of vigorous sex. Most of the time I end up having to finish my self after she gets tired.
#12 - kobemamba
Reply +16
(02/05/2013) [-]
It's not that big of a deal to clean it

And speaking for myself when I get a boner the foreskin folds back so it looks look cut

I dunno about females though
#75 - JasonMyers ONLINE
Reply +13
(02/06/2013) [-]
I can look at hardcore gore all day long, but when you start talking about chopping up vaginas and sewing them shut, my jimmies get rustled. Grosses me out.
#71 - nsfwanon
Reply +13
(02/06/2013) [-]
Speaking as a male, I like being uncut. Obviously I wouldn't know what being cut was like, but I do quite like my schlong as it is. Don't really plan on messing with it either.
#72 - gentlemanotaku
Reply +11
(02/06/2013) [-]
i preffer my foreskin, it protects my penis head from the cold and from rubbing up against my leg and getting all chafed, it also helps keep it sensitive for the ladies   
   
dont start **** about how it causes diseases, you must not wash your penis uncutfag
i preffer my foreskin, it protects my penis head from the cold and from rubbing up against my leg and getting all chafed, it also helps keep it sensitive for the ladies

dont start **** about how it causes diseases, you must not wash your penis uncutfag
#141 - WillyWaver
Reply +10
(02/06/2013) [-]
I personally believe uncut is better for males. The foreskin has thousands of nerve endings so you literally can feel more during sex than a male who is cut. And as for hygiene, an extra 2 minutes in the shower isn't a big deal at all. Female circumcision should be a crime. It's meant to take the pleasure away from sex for women, which is cruel and ridiculous.
#137 - abiku
Reply +10
(02/06/2013) [-]
Ok, I've never personally never had sex with a guy who was cut, but based on looks, I've gotta say, I prefer uncut, at least erect. the slight skin tone variation where the foreskin would be makes me think of cows. I just... I can't. Cows have ruined so much porn for me.
#138 to #137 - ooi
Reply +2
(02/06/2013) [-]
Cows?, what kind of porn are watching?!?!
#139 to #138 - abiku
Reply +3
(02/06/2013) [-]
no, its just whenever I see a cut guy I think 'cows' and so its ruined everything forever.
#155 to #139 - katvalkyrie
Reply +2
(02/06/2013) [-]
Whenever I see uncut guys.. I think of taquitos ...
#162 to #155 - flyingfrogslash
Reply +1
(02/06/2013) [-]
Well, taquitos are friggin delicious so...I suppose that is a good thing?
#175 to #162 - katvalkyrie
Reply 0
(02/06/2013) [-]
After seeing my family mow down on what looks like uncircumcised penis's, I stopped eating them.
#97 - tonydalion
Reply +9
(02/06/2013) [-]
*Raises hand.* I'm cut, but I prefer guys who are uncut. I kinda wish my parents didn't have me circumcised when I was a baby, but I can't change that. At least I can still 'play' with other guy's uncut cocks...   
   
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*Raises hand.* I'm cut, but I prefer guys who are uncut. I kinda wish my parents didn't have me circumcised when I was a baby, but I can't change that. At least I can still 'play' with other guy's uncut cocks...

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#128 to #97 - anon
Reply 0
(02/06/2013) [-]
Faggot.
#144 to #128 - demonictoasters
Reply +1
(02/06/2013) [-]
The real faggot is you, he's just a gay man.
#4 - flyingfrogslash
Reply +9
(02/05/2013) [-]
I'll be honest. In regards to male circumcision I believe it is hard for a man to have a "true" preference. I mean, you can't exactly experience what both are like unless you go a good portion of your life uncircumcised, then later on get circumcised. If that is the case, even if you find you preferred being uncircumcised, you can't exactly go back. The only difference that I can tell is perhaps having to put a tiny bit more effort into hygiene for the uncut male.
On female circumcision, the entire thing is, for a lack of a better word, rather sick.
#7 to #4 - lightarcanine [OP]
Reply +8
(02/05/2013) [-]
At the same time, I think over 8000 nerve endings are found in the foreskin and I hear it males masturbation easier.
#15 to #7 - reginleif ONLINE
Reply +3
(02/05/2013) [-]
That must explain why I love to masturbate.

Oh god let that be it.
#16 to #15 - lightarcanine [OP]
Reply +3
(02/05/2013) [-]
There's no shame in masturbation.
#39 to #7 - busy
Reply 0
(02/05/2013) [-]
That sir, is true. At least in the direction of true.
#3 - thice
Reply +9
(02/05/2013) [-]
im uncut
#5 to #3 - lightarcanine [OP]
Reply +3
(02/05/2013) [-]
Are you female?
#6 to #5 - thice
Reply +3
(02/05/2013) [-]
male