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#6 - aaronoutlaw
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(01/29/2013) [-]
and we got stuck with this one. ****.
#8 - analbreach ONLINE
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I once made a list of universes in 9th grade titled THE UNIVERSAL GUIDE TO THE MULTIVERSE. I would work on it everyday for about a month. The setup was pretty simple, give a title and description. I made so many universes and almost all of them were ridiculously inappropriate. I would make retarded **** like:

The Dildoverse - A universe completely made of dildonium, the metal that is used to make dildos.
The Death-By-Penis Universe - A universe similar to ours in many respects. The only difference being that whenever someone dies, it's by being crushed by a penis.
The Hitlerverse - A universe where Hitler succeeded in killing all of the Jews, resulting in world peace. Also known as best universe.

And those were just from my memory of the list. Unfortunately, my list was confiscated by my Algebra teacher, who gave it to her husband after school. Her husband read it and only asked one question. "Who has enough free time to make something like this?" I still cringe at how much of a beta felt on that day.
#9 to #8 - lexivex [OP] ONLINE
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Yeah, there would also be a lot of boring universes. Such as:

You decided to eat cherrios that one day instead of fruitloops.
You walked on that side of the street instead of the other one
You parents named you Dave.
#28 to #9 - googleoverlords ONLINE
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or a universe where i give you a cheeseburger will you get this reference i have no idea
#29 to #28 - lexivex [OP] ONLINE
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I don't, I wish I did :(
#30 to #29 - googleoverlords ONLINE
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www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/3994744/I+give+you+a+Hamburger/
i meant to say hamburger oh and i am so sorry because this will make you cry, wether of confusion or laughter i have no idea
#31 to #30 - lexivex [OP] ONLINE
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That was the best thing I have ever seen. Thank you, that was amazing
#32 to #31 - googleoverlords ONLINE
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no problem friend
#26 - googleoverlords ONLINE
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dude this was relevant to everything i like...thumb for you
#25 - sidathon
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#27 to #25 - googleoverlords ONLINE
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I said heresy. Got a problem with it?
I said heresy. Got a problem with it?
#7 - anon
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*****, you gay.
#4 - Protagonistism
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I dream of a multiverse where there's only hot chicks.... ONLY HOT CHICKS.
#10 to #4 - xtrmbragnrytz ONLINE
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But who would tell them they're pretty all day? there's be mass wars everywhere by day 2
#11 to #10 - nothingatall
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that's the beauty of infinite universes, there is a universe where there are nothing but hot women, and they don't have crippling self esteem issues
#12 to #11 - xtrmbragnrytz ONLINE
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Someone start the creation of a mutiverse traveller... i don't care if it's impossible GET TO WORK
#13 to #12 - nothingatall
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amen, the capability for everyone(and I do mean everyone, in a literal sense) to find the perfect universe for themselves, at any given time, its pretty ****** epic, too bad its impossible, and unrealistic even if it were possible(wtb living in a higher dimension, 7-9 would be awesome)
#14 to #13 - xtrmbragnrytz ONLINE
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True, seeing as there would have to be a universe where none of this is possible at all because that's what someone wanted...

that ************! he made THIS universe...
#15 to #14 - nothingatall
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yes, this line of thought will make your brain explode, it's a good time , I suggest you bring alchohol
#16 to #15 - xtrmbragnrytz ONLINE
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Ahh cranial explosions... what would the world be without you
#17 to #16 - nothingatall
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boring, probably more porn
#18 to #17 - xtrmbragnrytz ONLINE
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Just slightly less intuitive i think, which would likely bring on what you said
#19 to #18 - nothingatall
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meh, I can live with more porn, I like porn
#20 to #19 - xtrmbragnrytz ONLINE
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It's good... healthy, maybe the world needs it
#21 to #20 - nothingatall
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dunno bout the world, but I certainly do, I ain't getting any action
#22 to #21 - xtrmbragnrytz ONLINE
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#23 to #22 - nothingatall
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to clarify, I could get some, but I have these pesky standards, and a desire to not have chlamydia, its ****** ********
#24 to #23 - xtrmbragnrytz ONLINE
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Ah... fair enough
#1 - paradoxpoetic
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I dream of a universe that has devised the ability to travel across the dimensional rifts between universes, and comes to this specific universe and talks to me. As I have not been spoken to, I can deduce there is no such universe and as such, the theory of the multiverse is incorrect.
#2 to #1 - lexivex [OP] ONLINE
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True, unless the multiverse itself acts outside of the individual universes that make it up. Perhaps, the infinite possibilities only act inside their own universe, whereas the multiverse has only one possibility wherein travel between the different universes is impossible
#3 to #2 - paradoxpoetic
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Well that's not much of a multiverse. That's just a bunch of ideas floating through time and space. If the theory of the multiverse has definite laws that must abide, what about a universe that doesn't obey these laws?
#5 to #3 - lexivex [OP] ONLINE
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You raise a lot of good points. I suppose it comes down to what exactly such rules would be, and the type of interactions between the multiverse and any given universe.

I mean, either one of us could be right. It could be we are the only universe there is, or there is something stopping a "rogue" universe from breaking any rules