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#6 - aaronoutlaw (01/29/2013) [-]
and we got stuck with this one. **** .
User avatar #8 - analbreach (01/29/2013) [-]
I once made a list of universes in 9th grade titled THE UNIVERSAL GUIDE TO THE MULTIVERSE. I would work on it everyday for about a month. The setup was pretty simple, give a title and description. I made so many universes and almost all of them were ridiculously inappropriate. I would make retarded **** like:

The Dildoverse - A universe completely made of dildonium, the metal that is used to make dildos.
The Death-By-Penis Universe - A universe similar to ours in many respects. The only difference being that whenever someone dies, it's by being crushed by a penis.
The Hitlerverse - A universe where Hitler succeeded in killing all of the Jews, resulting in world peace. Also known as best universe.

And those were just from my memory of the list. Unfortunately, my list was confiscated by my Algebra teacher, who gave it to her husband after school. Her husband read it and only asked one question. "Who has enough free time to make something like this?" I still cringe at how much of a beta felt on that day.
User avatar #9 to #8 - lexivex ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, there would also be a lot of boring universes. Such as:

You decided to eat cherrios that one day instead of fruitloops.
You walked on that side of the street instead of the other one
You parents named you Dave.
User avatar #28 to #9 - googleoverlords (01/30/2013) [-]
or a universe where i give you a cheeseburger will you get this reference i have no idea
User avatar #29 to #28 - lexivex ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
I don't, I wish I did :(
User avatar #30 to #29 - googleoverlords (01/30/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/3994744/I+give+you+a+Hamburger/
i meant to say hamburger oh and i am so sorry because this will make you cry, wether of confusion or laughter i have no idea
User avatar #31 to #30 - lexivex ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
That was the best thing I have ever seen. Thank you, that was amazing
User avatar #32 to #31 - googleoverlords (01/30/2013) [-]
no problem friend
User avatar #4 - Protagonistism (01/29/2013) [-]
I dream of a multiverse where there's only hot chicks.... ONLY HOT CHICKS.
User avatar #10 to #4 - xtrmbragnrytz (01/29/2013) [-]
But who would tell them they're pretty all day? there's be mass wars everywhere by day 2
User avatar #11 to #10 - nothingatall (01/29/2013) [-]
that's the beauty of infinite universes, there is a universe where there are nothing but hot women, and they don't have crippling self esteem issues
User avatar #12 to #11 - xtrmbragnrytz (01/29/2013) [-]
Someone start the creation of a mutiverse traveller... i don't care if it's impossible GET TO WORK
User avatar #13 to #12 - nothingatall (01/29/2013) [-]
amen, the capability for everyone(and I do mean everyone, in a literal sense) to find the perfect universe for themselves, at any given time, its pretty ****** epic, too bad its impossible, and unrealistic even if it were possible(wtb living in a higher dimension, 7-9 would be awesome)
User avatar #14 to #13 - xtrmbragnrytz (01/29/2013) [-]
True, seeing as there would have to be a universe where none of this is possible at all because that's what someone wanted...

that ************ ! he made THIS universe...
User avatar #15 to #14 - nothingatall (01/29/2013) [-]
yes, this line of thought will make your brain explode, it's a good time , I suggest you bring alchohol
User avatar #16 to #15 - xtrmbragnrytz (01/29/2013) [-]
Ahh cranial explosions... what would the world be without you
User avatar #17 to #16 - nothingatall (01/29/2013) [-]
boring, probably more porn
User avatar #18 to #17 - xtrmbragnrytz (01/29/2013) [-]
Just slightly less intuitive i think, which would likely bring on what you said
User avatar #19 to #18 - nothingatall (01/29/2013) [-]
meh, I can live with more porn, I like porn
User avatar #20 to #19 - xtrmbragnrytz (01/29/2013) [-]
It's good... healthy, maybe the world needs it
User avatar #21 to #20 - nothingatall (01/29/2013) [-]
dunno bout the world, but I certainly do, I ain't getting any action
User avatar #23 to #22 - nothingatall (01/29/2013) [-]
to clarify, I could get some, but I have these pesky standards, and a desire to not have chlamydia, its ****** ********
User avatar #24 to #23 - xtrmbragnrytz (01/29/2013) [-]
Ah... fair enough
User avatar #26 - googleoverlords (01/30/2013) [-]
dude this was relevant to everything i like...thumb for you
#27 to #25 - googleoverlords (01/30/2013) [-]
I said heresy. Got a problem with it?
I said heresy. Got a problem with it?
#7 - anon (01/29/2013) [-]
***** , you gay.
#1 - paradoxpoetic (01/29/2013) [-]
I dream of a universe that has devised the ability to travel across the dimensional rifts between universes, and comes to this specific universe and talks to me. As I have not been spoken to, I can deduce there is no such universe and as such, the theory of the multiverse is incorrect.
User avatar #2 to #1 - lexivex ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
True, unless the multiverse itself acts outside of the individual universes that make it up. Perhaps, the infinite possibilities only act inside their own universe, whereas the multiverse has only one possibility wherein travel between the different universes is impossible
#3 to #2 - paradoxpoetic (01/29/2013) [-]
Well that's not much of a multiverse. That's just a bunch of ideas floating through time and space. If the theory of the multiverse has definite laws that must abide, what about a universe that doesn't obey these laws?
User avatar #5 to #3 - lexivex ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
You raise a lot of good points. I suppose it comes down to what exactly such rules would be, and the type of interactions between the multiverse and any given universe.

I mean, either one of us could be right. It could be we are the only universe there is, or there is something stopping a "rogue" universe from breaking any rules
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