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Chess: The Movie

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#31 - Blackdrama (01/26/2013) [-]
<- just going to leave this here
#120 to #31 - John Cena (01/26/2013) [-]
What is that?
#134 to #120 - John Cena (01/26/2013) [-]
That's the introduction to either Age of Empires II or The Conquerors, I don't remember.
#136 to #134 - griphingly (01/26/2013) [-]
AoE II
#231 to #31 - John Cena (01/26/2013) [-]
to this day that is still my favourite game
#49 to #31 - standingbehindyou (01/26/2013) [-]
I see what you did there.

And I love it.
#104 to #31 - whoovesthedoctor ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
remember kids, each time you move your rook you are forcing your subjects to demolish and rebuild a 650 stone castle
#23 - andytang (01/26/2013) [-]
you know what was a good idea?   
   
turning battleship into a movie   
   
you know what was a better idea making a game based of that movie
you know what was a good idea?

turning battleship into a movie

you know what was a better idea making a game based of that movie
#138 to #23 - RaptorJesus (01/26/2013) [-]
Battleship was actually pretty good <_<... I enjoyed it....

"Let's drop some lead on those mother-FIRE!"
#189 to #138 - stopsdropsand (01/26/2013) [-]
Horrible. My friend went to sleep when we saw it. I asked after how the movie was and he said "When I went to sleep, **** was blowing up. When I woke up, **** was still blowing up." Tells a lot about the movie
User avatar #164 to #138 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
The acting was horrible, but it was visually stunning and I liked the aliens.
User avatar #167 to #164 - RaptorJesus (01/26/2013) [-]
I honestly never really notice bad acting unless its just PAINFULLY OBVIOUS... I dont get how people notice **** like that in every little movie... its like they dont even TRY to immerse themselves in it...
User avatar #168 to #167 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
It stood out for me. It was corny. I like your username.
#5 - vilmowd (01/25/2013) [-]
stfu.
take a pen.
take a sheet of paper.
write that **** .
send it to hollywood.
if it doesn't get accepted imma slap a bitch
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User avatar #124 to #62 - rplix (01/26/2013) [-]
In my writing on film class, we spent a week going through this animated short about 10 times, looking at the lighting, diegetic and non-diegetic sounds, and the breaks in perception angles.

This class has beaten the **** out of that film. It isn't funny anymore.
User avatar #199 to #62 - pengish (01/26/2013) [-]
gerri, that cheating sob
User avatar #74 to #62 - nnightfire (01/26/2013) [-]
Man I recognise this picture, where was it from?
#77 to #74 - alucord (01/26/2013) [-]
A short before an animated movie, for me it was before Bug's Life.   
Animated by Pixar I believe.   
Its about an old man who ends up playing chess with himself, made me sad later on in life when I realised what it was about.
A short before an animated movie, for me it was before Bug's Life.
Animated by Pixar I believe.
Its about an old man who ends up playing chess with himself, made me sad later on in life when I realised what it was about.
User avatar #80 to #77 - pixar (01/26/2013) [-]
I animated nothing you cunt.
#82 to #80 - alucord (01/26/2013) [-]
I see what you did there.   
   
Faggot
I see what you did there.

Faggot
User avatar #84 to #82 - pixar (01/26/2013) [-]
Have a lovely day sir
User avatar #79 to #77 - nnightfire (01/26/2013) [-]
Hmm yes I remember he was playing with himself, man that indeed gives me a feel :/
User avatar #125 to #79 - rplix (01/26/2013) [-]
Yet there are times in the film where there seem to be two people playing.

There is a part where you can see the old guy and a hand reaching for a piece.
#177 - albiwankenobi (01/26/2013) [-]
Suddenly...
Suddenly...
User avatar #186 to #177 - peaceloveandponies (01/26/2013) [-]
What is the video this is from?
User avatar #215 to #186 - albiwankenobi (01/26/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgeYScYe8wI

How to play chess properly. There ya go, hoss.
User avatar #219 to #215 - peaceloveandponies (01/26/2013) [-]
Awesome, thanks man.
#222 to #219 - albiwankenobi (01/26/2013) [-]
Anytime, good sir.
Anytime, good sir.
#157 - kirbyy (01/26/2013) [-]
Guys... What if...
No srsly guys listen. What if... srsly, What if,
They made Battle Ship into a movie!?
They could be, like soldiers or something, on ships, with sonar and **** . And what if!
WE PUT IN ALIENS!
wouldn't that be the best guys.
User avatar #175 to #157 - ausogle (01/26/2013) [-]
Holy **** was that movie terrible
User avatar #184 to #175 - loomiss ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
I..I.. I liked it..
#229 to #184 - ausogle (01/26/2013) [-]
How?
How?
User avatar #239 to #229 - loomiss ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
I have low standards maybe IDK?
I just liked it..
#241 to #239 - ausogle (01/27/2013) [-]
How low?
User avatar #236 to #175 - anonomoz ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
could you tell me why?
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#161 to #156 - matzic (01/26/2013) [-]
Dammit, lost the game.
User avatar #205 to #161 - mondamini (01/26/2013) [-]
you monster
#61 - laxitup (01/26/2013) [-]
Or in other words, the opening cinematic video of age of empires 2
User avatar #111 - Syfen (01/26/2013) [-]
that's like the opening to one of the age of empires games
User avatar #113 to #111 - pianoasis (01/26/2013) [-]
Age of Empires 3
User avatar #118 to #113 - Syfen (01/26/2013) [-]
that's the one
User avatar #121 to #118 - brokensocialscene (01/26/2013) [-]
its the second one actually
User avatar #122 to #121 - Syfen (01/26/2013) [-]
well then, THAT'S the one
#71 - ohgodmysides ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Why not Minesweeper the Movie?   
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs
Why not Minesweeper the Movie?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs
#78 to #71 - teenytinyspider (01/26/2013) [-]
I love that video.

"I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M BORED!"

That about sums it up.
#7 - shadowrated (01/25/2013) [-]
This image has expired
So what would it mean if a pawn makes it to the other side of the board?
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#232 - eggoman (01/26/2013) [-]
A pawn reaches the end of the board.   
   
Someone on the island is getting a sex change.
A pawn reaches the end of the board.

Someone on the island is getting a sex change.
User avatar #233 to #232 - thechosentroll (01/26/2013) [-]
Unless all the pawns are already women.
User avatar #220 - landartheconqueror (01/26/2013) [-]
makes me think of the intro to age of empires II
#230 to #220 - John Cena (01/26/2013) [-]
I was about to say that, but then I thought - this is a relevant point, someone has probably already commented it.

As it turns out, you did.

Well done, Sir!
User avatar #240 to #230 - landartheconqueror (01/26/2013) [-]
yay, for once i commented something first.
#107 - leotjynx (01/26/2013) [-]
So basically the opening of Age of Empires II?
So basically the opening of Age of Empires II?
User avatar #114 to #107 - pianoasis (01/26/2013) [-]
and 3
#25 - epicespada (01/26/2013) [-]
Am I the only person that immediately thought race war?
cause.. you know... chess is the white pieces against the black....
#159 - iwatchtheworldburn (01/26/2013) [-]
+ strategy
User avatar #170 to #159 - thelastplatapus (01/26/2013) [-]
damn close
User avatar #27 - dassnasty (01/26/2013) [-]
Michael Bay would have a field day.
#171 - Kingsteveooo (01/26/2013) [-]
Directed by: M Night Shamalamadingdong
#128 - rodiganschmidt ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #115 - hookedonfunnyjunk (01/26/2013) [-]
Sounds better than Battleship.
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