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Chess: The Movie

 
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#5 - vilmowd
Reply +241
(01/25/2013) [-]
stfu.
take a pen.
take a sheet of paper.
write that ****.
send it to hollywood.
if it doesn't get accepted imma slap a bitch
#31 - Blackdrama
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(01/26/2013) [-]
<- just going to leave this here
#120 to #31 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
What is that?
#134 to #120 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
That's the introduction to either Age of Empires II or The Conquerors, I don't remember.
#136 to #134 - griphingly ONLINE
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(01/26/2013) [-]
AoE II
#231 to #31 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
to this day that is still my favourite game
#194 to #31 - desadaptado
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(01/26/2013) [-]
#49 to #31 - standingbehindyou
Reply +21
(01/26/2013) [-]
I see what you did there.

And I love it.
#104 to #31 - whoovesthedoctor ONLINE
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(01/26/2013) [-]
remember kids, each time you move your rook you are forcing your subjects to demolish and rebuild a 650 stone castle
#23 - andytang
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(01/26/2013) [-]
you know what was a good idea?   
   
turning battleship into a movie   
   
you know what was a better idea making a game based of that movie
you know what was a good idea?

turning battleship into a movie

you know what was a better idea making a game based of that movie
#138 to #23 - RaptorJesus
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Battleship was actually pretty good <_<... I enjoyed it....

"Let's drop some lead on those mother-FIRE!"
#164 to #138 - mlpokeyuan
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(01/26/2013) [-]
The acting was horrible, but it was visually stunning and I liked the aliens.
#167 to #164 - RaptorJesus
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I honestly never really notice bad acting unless its just PAINFULLY OBVIOUS... I dont get how people notice **** like that in every little movie... its like they dont even TRY to immerse themselves in it...
#168 to #167 - mlpokeyuan
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(01/26/2013) [-]
It stood out for me. It was corny. I like your username.
#189 to #138 - stopsdropsand
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Horrible. My friend went to sleep when we saw it. I asked after how the movie was and he said "When I went to sleep, **** was blowing up. When I woke up, **** was still blowing up." Tells a lot about the movie
#62 - alucord
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(01/26/2013) [-]
#124 to #62 - rplix
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(01/26/2013) [-]
In my writing on film class, we spent a week going through this animated short about 10 times, looking at the lighting, diegetic and non-diegetic sounds, and the breaks in perception angles.

This class has beaten the **** out of that film. It isn't funny anymore.
#74 to #62 - nnightfire
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Man I recognise this picture, where was it from?
#77 to #74 - alucord
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(01/26/2013) [-]
A short before an animated movie, for me it was before Bug's Life.   
Animated by Pixar I believe.   
Its about an old man who ends up playing chess with himself, made me sad later on in life when I realised what it was about.
A short before an animated movie, for me it was before Bug's Life.
Animated by Pixar I believe.
Its about an old man who ends up playing chess with himself, made me sad later on in life when I realised what it was about.
#80 to #77 - pixar
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I animated nothing you cunt.
#82 to #80 - alucord
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I see what you did there.   
   
Faggot
I see what you did there.

Faggot
#84 to #82 - pixar
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Have a lovely day sir
#79 to #77 - nnightfire
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Hmm yes I remember he was playing with himself, man that indeed gives me a feel :/
#125 to #79 - rplix
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Yet there are times in the film where there seem to be two people playing.

There is a part where you can see the old guy and a hand reaching for a piece.
#83 to #62 - lordroscor
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#199 to #62 - pengish
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(01/26/2013) [-]
gerri, that cheating sob
#157 - kirbyy
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Guys... What if...
No srsly guys listen. What if... srsly, What if,
They made Battle Ship into a movie!?
They could be, like soldiers or something, on ships, with sonar and ****. And what if!
WE PUT IN ALIENS!
wouldn't that be the best guys.
#175 to #157 - ausogle
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Holy **** was that movie terrible
#184 to #175 - loomiss
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I..I.. I liked it..
#229 to #184 - ausogle
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(01/26/2013) [-]
How?
How?
#239 to #229 - loomiss
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I have low standards maybe IDK?
I just liked it..
#241 to #239 - ausogle
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(01/27/2013) [-]
How low?
#236 to #175 - anonomoz
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(01/26/2013) [-]
could you tell me why?
#177 - albiwankenobi
Reply +50
(01/26/2013) [-]
Suddenly...
Suddenly...
#186 to #177 - peaceloveandponies
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(01/26/2013) [-]
What is the video this is from?
#215 to #186 - albiwankenobi
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(01/26/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgeYScYe8wI

How to play chess properly. There ya go, hoss.
#219 to #215 - peaceloveandponies
Reply 0
(01/26/2013) [-]
Awesome, thanks man.
#222 to #219 - albiwankenobi
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Anytime, good sir.
Anytime, good sir.
#61 - laxitup
Reply +33
(01/26/2013) [-]
Or in other words, the opening cinematic video of age of empires 2
#156 - fatpartypoo
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(01/26/2013) [-]
#160 to #156 - matzic
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#161 to #156 - matzic
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Dammit, lost the game.
#205 to #161 - mondamini
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(01/26/2013) [-]
you monster
#11 - theguyovertheree
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(01/26/2013) [-]
ok...cool idea and all but how would they make certain people in the game different from each other? like what would be the difference between a pawn, knight, bishop, rook, king and queen?
#13 to #11 - putridgrim
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(01/26/2013) [-]
The Bishop would be a registered sex offender.
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#107 - leotjynx
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(01/26/2013) [-]
So basically the opening of Age of Empires II?
So basically the opening of Age of Empires II?
#114 to #107 - pianoasis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
and 3