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Submitted: 01/18/2013
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User avatar #2 - voltkills (01/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
> Earth receives a transmission from an advanced alien race
> They tell us where and when they'll be landing
> People from all over the planet travel to said destination
> Those that can't gather around their televisions to watch with anticipation
> The aliens land, their leader walks out of the spacecraft
> Says "Did you know asains can actually read minds?"
> Advanced alien race is Anon
#8 - bothemastaofall (01/18/2013) [+] (29 replies)
I have more if anyone wants em
#74 - sammichconsumer (01/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Matt Groening has been trying to tell us all this time.
#19 - herpderpharvey ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
I'd like to thank everybody that has thumbed my content! It means a lot to me. It's stupid, but if anybody can derive joy from my lame sense of humor, I'm happy.
I'd like to thank everybody that has thumbed my content! It means a lot to me. It's stupid, but if anybody can derive joy from my lame sense of humor, I'm happy.
#15 - igelior (01/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Excuse me, could you spare a moment for the forerunners?
User avatar #65 - jajathezombie (01/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Be me a few years ago
>Jehova's Witnesses have been coming to my house regularly for a while now
>I'm ******* sick of them
>Being beta as **** , I always make up some excuse as to why I can't talk to them at that moment and apologize
>Need a way to get rid of them without being a dick
>Bake a cake and write a huge "NO" on it in red icing
>Next day, there's a knock on the door
>Get my cake ready and open door
>"Excuse me, do you have a moment to spare for Jesus Christ?"
>Hand them the cake
>Slam the door in their faces
>They never come to my house again
User avatar #115 - DCat (01/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Advanced Alien race is a Mormon? Well, guess they're not so advance then, huh?
#116 to #115 - herpderpharvey ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
I SUMMON... THE DUUUUUUUUUUDE
I SUMMON... THE DUUUUUUUUUUDE
#100 - atomis (01/19/2013) [-]
>alien race comes out of spaceship
>start shooting with high tech alien weaponry
>people start running in fear
>they capture one and hold them up so everyone can see
>he yells "what do you want from us?"
>in a crackled voice they say "im gonna need about tree fiddy"
>the alien race was eight stories tall and from the paleolithic era
#123 - herpderpharvey ONLINE (01/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'd just like to make a quick apology. I didn't know the "spare a moment for Jesus Christ" thing was exclusively a Jehovah Witness thing. I thought it was a Christian thing. Sorry for my ignorance about religion.
User avatar #31 - giveupnow (01/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I am mormon and i find this ******* hilarious.
#109 to #31 - herpderpharvey ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
I'm glad you enjoyed
I'm glad you enjoyed
User avatar #33 - tonydalion (01/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I saw, 'advanced transmission', and thought instantly about cars...


I spend too much time in the shop...
#80 - shreddddzd (01/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"picture this"

It would be easier with an actual picture, OP
#107 to #80 - herpderpharvey ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
If I provided you with a picture, you wouldn't have to picture it, now would you, wise guy?
Me: 1 Advanced Mormon Aliens: 25 You: Fail
#119 - mettih (01/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> Those that can't gather around their televisions to watch anticipation
#95 - exrflarion (01/19/2013) [-]
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Mfw tag and adequate asses
#7 - beerholder (01/18/2013) [-]
> The aliens land, their leader walks out of the spacecraft
> Says "I need about three fiddy"
> Advanced alien race is the Loch Ness Monster
User avatar #32 - popkornking (01/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wat? I thought only Jehova's Witness did the "moment for Jesus Christ" thing...
#110 to #32 - herpderpharvey ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
You're right... It should have been "Can you spare a moment for Joseph Smith and The Book of Mormon"
#30 - Garnian (01/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Mormons   
>advanced
>Mormons
>advanced
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#57 - Snowplows (01/19/2013) [-]
Could you spare a moment for The Data Integration Thought Entity?
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