x
Click to expand

Picture This

+2006
Views: 56838
Favorited: 98
Submitted: 01/18/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to herpderpharvey submit to reddit

Comments(184):

[ 184 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#8 - bothemastaofall (01/18/2013) [-]
I have more if anyone wants em
#9 to #8 - lakerman (01/18/2013) [-]
Please post more, its peaked my interest?
#130 to #8 - kneehumper (01/19/2013) [-]
Is this an independent story or is it from an already existing book/game/whatever? I loved it
User avatar #156 to #8 - ompalomper (01/19/2013) [-]
all of these things are some of the best **** i have ever read

is there a place to find these things or have you collected them yourself?
#14 to #8 - facepalmftw (01/18/2013) [-]
Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. We need more.
#21 to #8 - eatownage (01/19/2013) [-]
Wow that was orgasmically good. That was probably the best short story i've read in such a long time. So damn good.
User avatar #29 to #8 - superjavelin (01/19/2013) [-]
Yes we wants em
User avatar #60 to #8 - cadencee (01/19/2013) [-]
I want moar
User avatar #17 to #8 - churrundo (01/19/2013) [-]
that name could mean "King Dolphin"
User avatar #35 to #8 - awesomenessdefined (01/19/2013) [-]
That's why the humans outlived the forerunners, that's why the humans took out the flood. Truly, we are superior.
User avatar #18 to #8 - thejerseyjenn (01/19/2013) [-]
moreeeeeeee
#10 to #8 - skaife (01/18/2013) [-]
More please.
#12 to #10 - skaife (01/18/2013) [-]
By the way, where was this posted?
#34 to #12 - anon (01/19/2013) [-]
A magical land called /TG/

It's a fun place.
#96 to #52 - anon (01/19/2013) [-]
Thanks for posting these, I really enjoyed reading them.
User avatar #135 to #52 - crazyolitis (01/19/2013) [-]
I love you, bro. These are like "feel-good" stories about humanity. Thnak you so very much.
0
#41 to #34 - bothemastaofall has deleted their comment [-]
#13 to #8 - papastalin (01/18/2013) [-]
I would love to see more, those stories always make for a good read.
#11 to #8 - boogerpicker (01/18/2013) [-]
That filled me with pride for some reason
#74 - sammichconsumer (01/19/2013) [-]
Matt Groening has been trying to tell us all this time.
#112 to #74 - herpderpharvey ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
I... I love you
I... I love you
#100 - atomis (01/19/2013) [-]
>alien race comes out of spaceship
>start shooting with high tech alien weaponry
>people start running in fear
>they capture one and hold them up so everyone can see
>he yells "what do you want from us?"
>in a crackled voice they say "im gonna need about tree fiddy"
>the alien race was eight stories tall and from the paleolithic era
User avatar #2 - voltkills (01/18/2013) [-]
> Earth receives a transmission from an advanced alien race
> They tell us where and when they'll be landing
> People from all over the planet travel to said destination
> Those that can't gather around their televisions to watch with anticipation
> The aliens land, their leader walks out of the spacecraft
> Says "Did you know asains can actually read minds?"
> Advanced alien race is Anon
User avatar #174 to #2 - fedegon (01/19/2013) [-]
> Earth receives a transmission from an advanced alien race
> They tell us where and when they'll be landing
> People from all over the planet travel to said destination
> Those that can't gather around their televisions to watch with anticipation
> The aliens land, their leader walks out of the spacecraft
> Says "I am Kakka Karrot Kake!"
> Advanced alien race is Super Sand Lesbian
#4 to #2 - fedexman (01/18/2013) [-]
Hey Anon!
Hey Anon!
#139 to #2 - anon (01/19/2013) [-]
JESUS CHRIST IS STILL STUCK ON THE MOON!!!
Jesus Christ is lost on the moon with his bus. He has a dog with him
and is struggling to feed him!! Help Jesus come back to Earth with this
simple trick: tinyurl.com/7mv8s2a
Jesus needs your help now more than ever! He has live fish in the trunk of his
bus and they are very sad! Spread the message of Jesus Christ! He needs our help!
Copy this and post it on every post you can find! We need to spread the word!
#55 to #2 - serhiy ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #171 to #2 - maxismahname (01/19/2013) [-]
> Earth receives a transmission from an advanced alien race
> They tell us where and when they'll be landing
> People from all over the planet travel to said destination
> Those that can't gather around their televisions to watch with anticipation
> The aliens land, their leader walks out of the spacecraft
> Says "That was a sexual reference"
> Advanced alien race is Scrmblesthedethdlr
#20 to #2 - anon (01/19/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN RE-

Oh wait, I'm not a faggot.
User avatar #82 to #20 - edmin (01/19/2013) [-]
Good for you.
#5 to #2 - herpderpharvey ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I love you
User avatar #33 - tonydalion (01/19/2013) [-]
I saw, 'advanced transmission', and thought instantly about cars...


I spend too much time in the shop...
User avatar #38 to #33 - weinerdick (01/19/2013) [-]
How much would it cost to get the turn signal thing fixed?
User avatar #39 to #38 - tonydalion (01/19/2013) [-]
Depends on the problem. If it's just a bulb, maybe a couple bucks. If it's the combination switch, quite a bit more, plus labor. If it's wiring, there'd be a few hours diag time to find it, and some more to fix it.

But it's probably a bulb. Most are easy to replace, but some are a pain in the ass unless you know what you're doing.
User avatar #40 to #39 - weinerdick (01/19/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what it is, honestly
Thanks, though!
#54 to #33 - whatugawkinat (01/19/2013) [-]
Jesus take the wheel...and turn it so I can get to the goddamn tie rod.
#95 - exrflarion (01/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Mfw tag and adequate asses
#7 - beerholder (01/18/2013) [-]
> The aliens land, their leader walks out of the spacecraft
> Says "I need about three fiddy"
> Advanced alien race is the Loch Ness Monster
User avatar #65 - jajathezombie (01/19/2013) [-]
>Be me a few years ago
>Jehova's Witnesses have been coming to my house regularly for a while now
>I'm ******* sick of them
>Being beta as **** , I always make up some excuse as to why I can't talk to them at that moment and apologize
>Need a way to get rid of them without being a dick
>Bake a cake and write a huge "NO" on it in red icing
>Next day, there's a knock on the door
>Get my cake ready and open door
>"Excuse me, do you have a moment to spare for Jesus Christ?"
>Hand them the cake
>Slam the door in their faces
>They never come to my house again
#190 to #65 - thatbleachfan (01/19/2013) [-]
Jehovah's witnesses don't say 'could you spare a moment for Jesus Christ.'
User avatar #91 to #65 - shredheadxd (01/19/2013) [-]
i'm stuck at the first line
#85 to #65 - anon (01/19/2013) [-]
>Be me a few years ago
>Live in Mormon-hating neighborhood
>Decide to go around neighborhood trying to convert people
>One guy actually starting to give in
>He gets fed up but is too much of a pussy to do anything
>He bakes us a cake so we don't bother him anymore
>Visit his house weekly for free cake
0
#73 to #65 - deadfeds **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#57 - Snowplows (01/19/2013) [-]
Could you spare a moment for The Data Integration Thought Entity?
User avatar #31 - giveupnow (01/19/2013) [-]
I am mormon and i find this ******* hilarious.
User avatar #63 to #31 - iamthou (01/19/2013) [-]
same here dude.
#109 to #31 - herpderpharvey ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
I'm glad you enjoyed
I'm glad you enjoyed
#123 - herpderpharvey ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
I'd just like to make a quick apology. I didn't know the "spare a moment for Jesus Christ" thing was exclusively a Jehovah Witness thing. I thought it was a Christian thing. Sorry for my ignorance about religion.
User avatar #127 to #123 - jamesrustler (01/19/2013) [-]
It's all good mate, 1218 people still laughed anyway
User avatar #131 to #123 - abesimpson (01/19/2013) [-]
what are the mormons gonna do? beat us with their wives?
User avatar #137 to #123 - toguro (01/19/2013) [-]
Nah it's cool. Your joke was funny and not offensive....but could you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?
#56 - hospitable (01/19/2013) [-]
Tags.
User avatar #62 - swimmingprodigy (01/19/2013) [-]
Picture this
> Earth receives a transmission from an advanced alien race
> They tell us where and when they'll be landing
> People from all over the planet travel to said destination
> Those that can't gather around their televisions to watch with anticipation
> The aliens land, their leader walks the dinosaur.
User avatar #26 - thedarkestrogue (01/19/2013) [-]
Alie walks out.
"No. No. Missah ET no here."
#15 - igelior (01/18/2013) [-]
Excuse me, could you spare a moment for the forerunners?
User avatar #77 to #15 - dalobman (01/19/2013) [-]
what is that screenshot of? I don't remember the prophets looking that hi-def.
User avatar #78 to #77 - dalobman (01/19/2013) [-]
never mind, just saw the halo wars watermark, ill take my retardedness with me
#28 to #15 - teamrocketninja ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
You just made my night.
#53 - OddityInfintas (01/19/2013) [-]
Mormons Faces if.
Mormons Faces if.
#76 - murdocisgod (01/19/2013) [-]
"Excuse me, could you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?"   
   
Why yes. Yes, I can.
"Excuse me, could you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?"

Why yes. Yes, I can.
#158 - albertjester (01/19/2013) [-]
FIRE GIANT BOOB-NIPPLE GUN!
User avatar #168 to #158 - coralax (01/19/2013) [-]
Source?
#170 to #168 - anon (01/19/2013) [-]
starwars
#106 - notarepostlol (01/19/2013) [-]
Nice try xenos, the Emperor is my salvation
#128 to #106 - jamesrustler (01/19/2013) [-]
40,420 blaze it heretic
[ 184 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)