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Anyone want to help me with.. Matters?

 
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User avatar #12 - happygrowman (01/17/2013) [-]
cheer up. thats only a small matter.
#22 - aconfuseddonut (01/18/2013) [-]
My dick's nickname is Rustle The Love Muscle
User avatar #113 to #22 - luckiestcharms (01/18/2013) [-]
I call mine Rodzilla. Although this one girl tried to name it Princess Sophia (from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days)
User avatar #30 to #22 - ICEDgrunge (01/18/2013) [-]
I'm going to plagiarize that for my own comedic purposes, thank you.
User avatar #119 to #22 - mlprapist (01/18/2013) [-]
i simply refer to mine as orgasm dispenser
#118 to #22 - rubenvd (01/18/2013) [-]
Zeus Brutus Maximus reporting in.
User avatar #1 - fjmod (01/17/2013) [-]
The nickname doesn't make you creepy. The fact that you asked if we want to help is what makes you creepy..
#74 - thisnick (01/18/2013) [-]
"Anything else, sir?"
"Nothing else, Matters"
#40 - gibroner (01/18/2013) [-]
when I'm in a formal setting I refer to mine as Richard
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#100 - adxminisgay **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #138 to #100 - isomeras (01/18/2013) [-]
Penis.
#120 - ykaliber (01/18/2013) [-]
Me and Lord Dickatron the III find that very funny
User avatar #33 - mostlyshits ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
mine is Excalibur
my left testicle is colonel mustard
and the right is agent jack bower
User avatar #58 - blueskull (01/18/2013) [-]
I call mine Biggy smalls,
#59 to #58 - Digitalphear (01/18/2013) [-]
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I call mine Smally Smalls
User avatar #75 to #59 - herpaderpnugget (01/18/2013) [-]
Oh **** my sides...
User avatar #54 - angryhornet (01/18/2013) [-]
My girlfriend named mine boney when its hard. Otherwise its squishy. and it is her squishy
User avatar #77 to #54 - majormoron (01/18/2013) [-]
You. Yeah you. I see what you did there.
User avatar #79 - superfudge (01/18/2013) [-]
OP it is Flu season. Having strangers helping you out would only make Matters worse
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#88 - pewdiepieminion (01/18/2013) [-]
God dammit! Why all the break up posts, and feels? I came here to laugh, not cry myself to sleep and eat icecream all night. . .
God dammit! Why all the break up posts, and feels? I came here to laugh, not cry myself to sleep and eat icecream all night. . .
#92 to #88 - duckslikegrapestoo (01/18/2013) [-]
icecream's not that bad...
User avatar #93 to #92 - pewdiepieminion (01/18/2013) [-]
icecream is delicious.
#94 to #93 - duckslikegrapestoo (01/18/2013) [-]
i want icecream most in the winter, but my freezer doesnt work so i cant buy myself a tub. and around here its pretty pricey for an individual serving :( so i just eat yogurt and pretend its soft icecream
User avatar #95 to #94 - pewdiepieminion (01/18/2013) [-]
aw <:(
#97 to #95 - duckslikegrapestoo (01/18/2013) [-]
tonight im having jello with greek yogurt on top. had greek yogurt for the first time this morning. omg im hooked! nothing compared to icecream though
#98 to #97 - duckslikegrapestoo (01/18/2013) [-]
that last part is a lie, its pretty much icecream... just not frozen...
#115 to #98 - youxbarstard (01/18/2013) [-]
Man today is just full of feels D=
#66 - anon (01/18/2013) [-]
my gf loves the name of mine, bubbles, cause who doesnt love to blow bubbles.
Its funnier because I'm not joking
User avatar #67 to #66 - tehlance (01/18/2013) [-]
Forgot to log in
User avatar #84 to #66 - dustyshane (01/18/2013) [-]
I knew a guy in Highschool who named his Tonsils, I asked hwy and he said " that's where it's gonna be".
User avatar #81 to #66 - TheGreenPumpkin (01/18/2013) [-]
everyone thumb up his anon comment since he forgot to log in.
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#133 - zenicorn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#156 to #133 - cultfiction (01/18/2013) [-]
Would make them ****** evacuate!
#143 - ihaveaidsandherpes (01/18/2013) [-]
My boyfriend calls his &quot;The Continuum Transfunctioner&quot;. :/
My boyfriend calls his "The Continuum Transfunctioner". :/
User avatar #148 to #143 - milnerdk (01/18/2013) [-]
Does he pronounce it with a gay norwegian accent?
#150 to #148 - ihaveaidsandherpes (01/18/2013) [-]
Yes, every time we have sex we have to go through the same thing. "I am the keeper of the continuum transfunctioner. It is all that stands between the universe and completely violent destruction. It is a very mysterious and powerful device.....and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power." "Yeah, I know. And I don't want it!" "But the universe?" "Screw the universe!" "Screw the universe?"...Don't take this as I'm a cold hearted bitch that doesn't put out, we usually do it like 5 minutes after I stop bitching. But that's usually how it goes. :/
User avatar #151 to #150 - milnerdk (01/18/2013) [-]
HAHA! That just made my day, "screw the universe!"
#64 - Yojimbo (01/18/2013) [-]
< Name penis "Whiskers"
< Talk and brag about Whiskers shamelessly.
< Everyone thinks I own some amazing cat
< "Whiskers learned a new trick today!" "Oh how I love to give Whiskers attention!"
< MFW guests at my house ask where Whiskers is and I can tell them "I'm sure she's close by, she doesn't really like coming out in public."
< MFW this story is obviously not true
< MFW MFW
User avatar #35 - Aro (01/18/2013) [-]
Mine is Life. **** my Life, right?
#114 - krome (01/18/2013) [-]
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