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Anyone want to help me with.. Matters?

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User avatar #12 - happygrowman (01/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
cheer up. thats only a small matter.
User avatar #1 - fjmod (01/17/2013) [-]
The nickname doesn't make you creepy. The fact that you asked if we want to help is what makes you creepy..
User avatar #58 - blueskull (01/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I call mine Biggy smalls,
#59 to #58 - Digitalphear (01/18/2013) [-]
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I call mine Smally Smalls
#22 - aconfuseddonut (01/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My dick's nickname is Rustle The Love Muscle
#74 - thisnick (01/18/2013) [-]
"Anything else, sir?"
"Nothing else, Matters"
User avatar #79 - superfudge (01/18/2013) [-]
OP it is Flu season. Having strangers helping you out would only make Matters worse
+20
#133 - zenicorn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#64 - Yojimbo (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
< Name penis "Whiskers"
< Talk and brag about Whiskers shamelessly.
< Everyone thinks I own some amazing cat
< "Whiskers learned a new trick today!" "Oh how I love to give Whiskers attention!"
< MFW guests at my house ask where Whiskers is and I can tell them "I'm sure she's close by, she doesn't really like coming out in public."
< MFW this story is obviously not true
< MFW MFW
#66 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
my gf loves the name of mine, bubbles, cause who doesnt love to blow bubbles.
Its funnier because I'm not joking
#40 - gibroner (01/18/2013) [-]
when I'm in a formal setting I refer to mine as Richard
+12
#100 - adxminisgay **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#120 - ykaliber (01/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Me and Lord Dickatron the III find that very funny
User avatar #33 - mostlyshits (01/18/2013) [-]
mine is Excalibur
my left testicle is colonel mustard
and the right is agent jack bower
User avatar #54 - angryhornet (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My girlfriend named mine boney when its hard. Otherwise its squishy. and it is her squishy
+8
#110 - whysodamnserious **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#88 - pewdiepieminion (01/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
God dammit! Why all the break up posts, and feels? I came here to laugh, not cry myself to sleep and eat icecream all night. . .
God dammit! Why all the break up posts, and feels? I came here to laugh, not cry myself to sleep and eat icecream all night. . .
#143 - ihaveaidsandherpes (01/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My boyfriend calls his &quot;The Continuum Transfunctioner&quot;. :/
My boyfriend calls his "The Continuum Transfunctioner". :/
User avatar #35 - Aro (01/18/2013) [-]
Mine is Life. **** my Life, right?
User avatar #73 - werethwldgoosgoes (01/18/2013) [-]
My next tattoo shall be trouble written length wise on my shaft. So that when it gets hard its gonna be 'big trouble'
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