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User avatar #13 - freakdog (01/15/2013) [-]
Goes to a bar.
Order water.
User avatar #204 to #13 - tehlulzbringer (01/16/2013) [-]
Going to a bar to assassinate someone is normal. But ordering water at a bar is not...
#4 - youallfags **User deleted account** (01/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 to #4 - sleepingmexican (01/15/2013) [-]
whats the joke?
User avatar #11 to #9 - youallfags **User deleted account** (01/15/2013) [-]
Usually the joke goes

"Two chemists walk into a bar one says "I'll have h20" and the other says "I'll have h2o2". The second dies."

Becuase H2O2 is Hydrogen peroxide, which is not the safest thing to drink.

The first chemist was trying to trick the other into saying they'll have h2o2, in an attempt to assinate them.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sleepingmexican (01/15/2013) [-]
haha ohhhh
User avatar #16 - douevensax (01/15/2013) [-]
Me: Oh great, this joke again. Oh wait...
I love it.
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#3 to #2 - awesomechardey (01/15/2013) [-]
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#114 - nigglettt (01/16/2013) [-]
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#223 to #114 - sdeco (01/16/2013) [-]
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#252 to #223 - nigglettt (01/16/2013) [-]
I liked your gif much more than my own haha. Kevin Hart is the best.
#254 to #252 - sdeco (01/16/2013) [-]
thanks!
#26 - sketchfactor (01/15/2013) [-]
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#217 to #26 - inomonym (01/16/2013) [-]
...since you used my go-to gif for science posts
...since you used my go-to gif for science posts
User avatar #64 to #26 - tannerp (01/16/2013) [-]
You forgot the words "bitch" and "yo" in that gif
User avatar #69 to #66 - tannerp (01/16/2013) [-]
Better.
#150 - CapnInterwebz (01/16/2013) [-]






"Welcome to our bar! Oh, you want some ******* liquid hydrogen peroxide? Why, we have several bottles in the pantry!"
#194 to #150 - frysandaburger (01/16/2013) [-]
Hydrogen peroxide is in most first aid kits...
#7 - garuda (01/15/2013) [-]
<<<the scientist when he realizes what happened..

(he's a cat in my world...)
User avatar #42 to #7 - darkdragonswrath (01/16/2013) [-]
Your world has cats with dick paws?
User avatar #144 to #42 - twi (01/16/2013) [-]
if that's not your fantasy world than you must've been dropped on your head
#94 - nyehsquidward (01/16/2013) [-]
"I'll also have H2O."
PLOT FOILED AGAIN.
User avatar #148 to #94 - lecherouslad (01/16/2013) [-]
I'll have H2O as well.
He's only a chemist because he failed his statistics class.
#43 - chopyourhandoff (01/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 - megaton ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
ahhhhhhhhh i get it. ill have some H2O2. took way to long to catch that
User avatar #40 to #22 - evilanakie ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
your avatar is my facebook image
interdesting
#190 - acoolkid (01/16/2013) [-]
Uranium 235 and Plutonium 239 walk into a bar. After a few drinks, they decide to split. There were no survivors in a 10 mile radius.
User avatar #10 - sleepingmexican (01/15/2013) [-]
i dont get it.
User avatar #249 to #10 - krizz (01/16/2013) [-]
u so fanny omg
User avatar #181 to #10 - martbeast (01/16/2013) [-]
i like ur name:o
User avatar #260 to #181 - sleepingmexican (01/17/2013) [-]
me too :D
#14 to #10 - stargate (01/15/2013) [-]
in the original the second chemist would say "ill have some H2O2" which is hydrogen peroxide and he would die from drinking it.
#100 to #14 - boodlight (01/16/2013) [-]
Ah, so you have to smart for this joke....that was the confusion
#28 to #14 - holyknighthun (01/15/2013) [-]
Actually he wouldn't die.

Hydrogen peroxide "only" gets you really really sick, but its not deadly.
#258 to #28 - stargate (01/17/2013) [-]
If it doesn't kill you then you aren't drinking enough!
User avatar #130 to #28 - muskabulldog (01/16/2013) [-]
I was about to make this point. I'm glad you did.
#182 to #14 - haheho (01/16/2013) [-]
WOW, Thats a bar or a chemical solutions laboratory?
User avatar #54 to #14 - Jroller (01/16/2013) [-]

^ 168 thumbs for explaining a joke -.-
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#41 to #14 - cptdisneyland (01/16/2013) [-]
Wow, 120+ thumbs on a comment, retype this and post it maybe you can get 10k thumps if you make that sentence content?
User avatar #27 to #14 - Iseewhatudidthar (01/15/2013) [-]
Isn't called Dihydrogen Dioxide? Or are they just that same thing?
#213 to #14 - Rascal (01/16/2013) [-]
667 green thumbs for this little **** , seriously how many 12 year old faggots does funnyjunk incubate?!
User avatar #19 to #14 - jabsgreywarden (01/15/2013) [-]
yes but none would thumb this up if it was the original.
#175 to #14 - Rascal (01/16/2013) [-]
but it says in the pic "h20" not h202 so i still dont get it.
User avatar #34 to #14 - blaazen (01/16/2013) [-]
Actually, he would only throw up, not die. Sorry? We learned this is my Chemistry class, it's a good way to get people to throw up poison.
#256 to #14 - nyehsquidward (01/17/2013) [-]
How did this get 800 thumbs?
#257 to #256 - stargate (01/17/2013) [-]
i have no idea......
#253 to #14 - stargate (01/16/2013) [-]
wow, well **** thats a lot of likes....
#212 to #14 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (01/16/2013) [-]
**SunilCCXXXVII rolls 704** 666 it must be done, it's the devils commandment.
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User avatar #189 to #14 - smatches (01/16/2013) [-]
He could say I want some H2O as well.
User avatar #159 to #14 - hhhhhhhh ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
I drank hydrogen peroxide before, it was not fun
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#105 - mariasaturnina (01/16/2013) [-]
mfw i got it
#32 - vladhellsing (01/16/2013) [-]
Heheheh... I feel clever.
Heheheh... I feel clever.
User avatar #44 to #32 - arstya (01/16/2013) [-]
That is a badass suit. What is that from??
User avatar #45 to #44 - noobofdoom (01/16/2013) [-]
the GIF?
or the suit?
User avatar #46 to #45 - arstya (01/16/2013) [-]
The scene. Looks interesting.
User avatar #47 to #46 - noobofdoom (01/16/2013) [-]
the anime Hellsing, that is the main character Alucard
User avatar #48 to #47 - arstya (01/16/2013) [-]
...Hellsing? They made an anime about vampires? I do believe I shall check this out, as the children say.
User avatar #49 to #48 - noobofdoom (01/16/2013) [-]
yup, it has vampires, lots of fighting, ghouls, and nazis. its really good
User avatar #50 to #49 - arstya (01/16/2013) [-]
The nazis sealed the deal.
#51 to #50 - noobofdoom (01/16/2013) [-]
i am glad to be of assistance, enjoy this pic.
i do believe its related
User avatar #220 to #50 - vladhellsing (01/16/2013) [-]
Dracula with handguns killing Nazi vampires. What more could you want?

Be sure to check out the OVAs though and not the Gonzo anime if you're looking for the Nazis though. The series is finally finished.
User avatar #37 - tubbyjones (01/16/2013) [-]
I came here to laugh and now im learning. damn internet
User avatar #29 - gilliam (01/15/2013) [-]
The one thing i never get about his joke is.... WICH ******* BAR HAS H2O2 IN HOUSE!?
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#170 to #29 - tmart (01/16/2013) [-]
It's hydrogen peroxide. Like, the stuff you put on a cut and it burns a lot.. I'd bet at least one bar has it.
User avatar #39 to #29 - evilanakie ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
a good one
User avatar #35 to #29 - rainbowtacos (01/16/2013) [-]
And why would they willingly serve it to patrons?
User avatar #216 - kureizikitsune (01/16/2013) [-]
How often do I enjoy chemistry jokes? Periodically.
User avatar #229 to #216 - lordlolland (01/16/2013) [-]
Sometimes there are simply no reaction.
User avatar #231 to #229 - kureizikitsune (01/16/2013) [-]
Perhaps I should formulate a better joke...
User avatar #232 to #231 - lordlolland (01/16/2013) [-]
I think the times for new chemistry jokes argon.
User avatar #233 to #232 - kureizikitsune (01/16/2013) [-]
Still worth a noble effort.
User avatar #239 to #233 - lordlolland (01/16/2013) [-]
That's prephosphorus!
User avatar #241 to #239 - ileenover (01/16/2013) [-]
Tell a potassium joke? K.
User avatar #242 to #241 - lordlolland (01/16/2013) [-]
These jokes are so terrible...
We should barium.
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