One Friday just chilling in class
Super hot girl 10/10 walks in
Teacher introduces her and says to make her feel welcome
Douche jock tells her that she has to sit next to him because its the only seat left
It wasn't the only seat left
she sits next to him anyway
She doesn't say much
Douche tries to impress her while the teacher is lecturing
All his douche friends call him "The Beast"
want to punch him in the face
Can't because he is a beastly man of men
After school I try to talk to her
"The Beast" comes in and offers her a ride home
Try to say something
Monday comes around and don't see "The Beast" in homeroom
Don't see the beauty anywhere either
Teacher walks in and tells us that douche was killed over the weekend
He and his family were killed by the beauty
She was arrested
I guess in the end...
"Twas beauty that killed the beast"