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#3 - kingsombra (01/06/2013) [-]
This is what I do in the shower
User avatar #131 to #3 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [-]
And when you have long ******* hair, you spend half an eternity trying to shampoo it, and then another trying to get it out, and then conditioner so you can comb that hairball out..
User avatar #134 to #131 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/07/2013) [-]
I have long hair and I spend about 2 minutes washing...
User avatar #135 to #134 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [-]
Tell me your secrets. My mane keeps getting greasy, and the ******* shampoo is a bitch to get foaming
User avatar #138 to #135 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/07/2013) [-]
oh it gets greasy too after 10 hours or so. I don't know what you consider long hair though. Mine is up to my lower neck. Also I'm a dude so I don't pay much attention to my hair.
User avatar #142 to #138 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [-]
Oh.. Mine goes does to my lower back. I love my hair, but i suck at keeping it
#12 - waffies (01/07/2013) [-]
Reading comments.... reading..... readin.... read....

I don't have these problems.... Good heavens do you all masturbate this much?!?!?
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User avatar #102 to #12 - huntergriff (01/07/2013) [-]
dude...i jerked off like 7 different times today...
User avatar #103 to #102 - huntergriff (01/07/2013) [-]
So...yes.
User avatar #18 to #12 - savirleo (01/07/2013) [-]
You mean you don't?
#107 to #18 - waffies (01/07/2013) [-]
I've maybe masturbated a few dozen times in my life? and i'm 19.... so no!
User avatar #6 - happygrowman (01/06/2013) [-]
i masterbate so much that my boner gets a boner when i touch it.
User avatar #26 - icetre (01/07/2013) [-]
sometimes when i masturbate too much my penis sheds its skin.
#158 to #27 - fractalius (01/07/2013) [-]
The best part of this is how his tail sticks up at the end
#16 - mikhailovych ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
But what if the rain was on fire?
#154 to #16 - thereasonableperso (01/07/2013) [-]
What if it was raining men?
#44 to #16 - Nickdowgg (01/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #46 to #16 - xyxoz (01/07/2013) [-]
Then you'd touch my face while I was masturbating. Probably not a good idea.
User avatar #17 - pasiusquotum (01/07/2013) [-]
Does anyone else have difficulty masterbating while standing up? Just me? :(
User avatar #59 to #17 - thisotherdude (01/07/2013) [-]
Difficulty, not really although I do prefer to be sitting down while doing the dead, generally on the toilet.
User avatar #60 to #59 - thisotherdude (01/07/2013) [-]
*deed
User avatar #113 to #17 - snaikravdra (01/07/2013) [-]
huh, no difficulties here... i find it enjoyable in fact
User avatar #20 to #17 - AvatarAirBender (01/07/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #36 to #17 - snakefire (01/07/2013) [-]
my knees buckle and I fall down
User avatar #45 to #36 - sagedivinity (01/07/2013) [-]
Falling orgasm, feels great man.
#123 - blackassanon (01/07/2013) [-]
I don't feel this.
#117 - rollcore (01/07/2013) [-]
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#136 to #117 - nicktheslayer (01/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #148 to #137 - ninegagleader (01/07/2013) [-]
Kid, you're going places.
#155 - lusir (01/07/2013) [-]
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#169 to #155 - gabberman (01/07/2013) [-]
It is indeed.
#150 - rieskimo (01/07/2013) [-]
Which one? This one ...
#151 to #150 - rieskimo (01/07/2013) [-]
...or this one.
User avatar #153 to #151 - thewalruss ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
This one is better.
User avatar #11 - kyfvini (01/07/2013) [-]
I masturbate so much after taking a dump that everytime things start getting hot with someone I feel the urge to **** .

Yes, its ******* awkward.
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User avatar #62 - wyrddarcnyzz (01/07/2013) [-]
I can't masturbate in the shower. Whenever I get a chance to take that long of a shower, I turn the water up as hot as I can stand it, and I just stand there and melt into a very relaxed puddle of goo for twenty minutes.. The hot water is too relaxing to get a boner up.
#15 - warrollan (01/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #41 - cancerousiguana (01/07/2013) [-]
I tried masturbating in the shower, but it felt awkward. I can't do it standing up, I have to lay down or at least sit. Also, I get in the shower to get clean, not to get dirty.
User avatar #5 - phanact (01/06/2013) [-]
My dick is so large, that when I get an erection, I instantly fall asleep

People wonder why I nap so much
#93 - triggathepirate (01/07/2013) [-]
That's almost as bad when an 8 or higher walks past and you can smell her wearing the same lotion you use...
#58 - thisotherdude (01/07/2013) [-]
Sometimes I tie a think string around either the base of my dick or balls, and then I squeeze my balls while jerking it. MFW
User avatar #61 to #58 - thisotherdude (01/07/2013) [-]
*thick
#94 to #61 - anon (01/07/2013) [-]
Who gives a **** ?

Kill yourself.
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