Well, as you all know xbl is full of little kids who like to yell and scream, especially if they are getting beat. One kid happened to call me out by saying I was a mother ******. Well, only thing I could think to say was something my dad used to say from time to time:
A mother ****** I may be, but the mother I ****** don't belong to me.
So show respect if you are out and about when you happened to see me, for your father I may just happened to be.