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Submitted: 01/01/2013
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#6 - karlsthemarsupicat (01/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Why would someone put their dog down because they shit on their kids bed...?
Why would someone put their dog down because they shit on their kids bed...?
#4 - corundum (01/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#10 - sillymoose (01/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#1 - jtastic (01/01/2013) [-]
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#13 - PedoBearFTW (01/02/2013) [-]
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#3 - kardiakossa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#18 - snerus (01/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 - royrogersmcfreely (01/02/2013) [-]
if anyone ever put a dog down for shitting on the bed i would beat the crap out of them. get it? sorry just a shitty joke (i really would though)
User avatar #2 - nogphille (01/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
lol, you got off clean.. i see no problem here.
User avatar #7 to #2 - phoenix grinder (01/01/2013) [-]
yes, quite he neither got off nor was clean
#21 - douchebuttt (01/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#32 - snakefire (01/02/2013) [-]
>dog shits on bed   
>put it down   
   
seems legit
>dog shits on bed
>put it down

seems legit
#26 - debious (01/02/2013) [-]
this happens   
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this happens
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#33 - imalex (01/02/2013) [-]
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#30 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
You put your dog down for taking a shit on your bed....shit
#28 - feetee (01/02/2013) [-]
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#34 - imaschizo (01/02/2013) [-]
i call bullshiza
#31 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
If she shits the second you pull out, then odds are all you're doing in that little anal session is using your dick to churn shit up and down constantly, meaning youre getting a shit-glazed dick upon removing said dick.......
If she shits the second you pull out, then odds are all you're doing in that little anal session is using your dick to churn shit up and down constantly, meaning youre getting a shit-glazed dick upon removing said dick.......
#20 - rawklawbster (01/02/2013) [-]
Idk, but I like this version better

>Be 17 at GF's house
>Her parents are out and things get cray cray
>Shoves her hand down my pants
>My dick seizes control of my body
>Feelsgood.jpg
>End up doing anal untill GF shits all over the couch
>At the same time Dad pulls into the driveway
>Our combined quickthinking put the dog where the shit is
>Flee upstairs
>Dad walks in...
>WTF.jpg
>Takes dog out to the backyards
>Shoots the dog
User avatar #16 - hypex ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
talk about mixed feelings...
User avatar #12 - istealurkids (01/02/2013) [-]
this is an old joke OP, shame on you.
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