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Submitted: 01/01/2013
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#6 - karlsthemarsupicat (01/01/2013) [-]
Why would someone put their dog down because they 			****		 on their kids bed...?
Why would someone put their dog down because they **** on their kids bed...?
User avatar #9 to #6 - massdubater (01/01/2013) [-]
colon troubles maybe he could have sometthing seriously wrong with him
User avatar #8 to #6 - theantidote (01/01/2013) [-]
Because it's disgusting! D:
Nah I'm kidding, I dunno
User avatar #17 to #6 - defeats (01/02/2013) [-]
When older dogs start ******** in the house again, you can't stop them.
User avatar #14 to #6 - paronix ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
No kidding, my old dog would have been gone within the first 24 hours. About five times gone.
User avatar #19 to #6 - ishalltroll (01/02/2013) [-]
Someone who doesn't exist.
Just like the events of this story.
User avatar #15 to #6 - Seventeen (01/02/2013) [-]
it could be worse, my parents put my little brother down because he shat in the dog's bed. i miss him :(
#4 - corundum (01/01/2013) [-]
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#24 to #4 - ggdhindo (01/02/2013) [-]
dog's face!
dog's face!
#13 - PedoBearFTW (01/02/2013) [-]
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#1 - jtastic (01/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #25 to #10 - Psychotic (01/02/2013) [-]
could you explain the whole emi anal thing without any spoilers?
User avatar #27 to #25 - ZalgotheImminent (01/02/2013) [-]
You have anal in her route.

That's it without spoilers.
User avatar #35 to #27 - Psychotic (01/02/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #36 to #35 - ZalgotheImminent (01/02/2013) [-]
No problem.
#18 - snerus (01/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 - royrogersmcfreely (01/02/2013) [-]
if anyone ever put a dog down for ******** on the bed i would beat the crap out of them. get it? sorry just a ****** joke (i really would though)
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#11 to #3 - majoen (01/01/2013) [-]
And most often to me =(

#29 to #21 - thepandaking (01/02/2013) [-]
every 			*******		 time I see that picture I can't avoid laughing like an idiot.
every ******* time I see that picture I can't avoid laughing like an idiot.
User avatar #2 - nogphille (01/01/2013) [-]
lol, you got off clean.. i see no problem here.
User avatar #7 to #2 - phoenix grinder (01/01/2013) [-]
yes, quite he neither got off nor was clean
#32 - snakefire (01/02/2013) [-]
>dog 			*****		 on bed   
>put it down   
   
seems legit
>dog ***** on bed
>put it down

seems legit
#26 - debious (01/02/2013) [-]
this happens   
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this happens
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#33 - imalex (01/02/2013) [-]
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#30 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
You put your dog down for taking a **** on your bed.... ****
#28 - feetee (01/02/2013) [-]
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#20 - rawklawbster (01/02/2013) [-]
Idk, but I like this version better

>Be 17 at GF's house
>Her parents are out and things get cray cray
>Shoves her hand down my pants
>My dick seizes control of my body
>Feelsgood.jpg
>End up doing anal untill GF ***** all over the couch
>At the same time Dad pulls into the driveway
>Our combined quickthinking put the dog where the **** is
>Flee upstairs
>Dad walks in...
>WTF.jpg
>Takes dog out to the backyards
>Shoots the dog
#34 - imaschizo (01/02/2013) [-]
i call bullshiza
#31 - PVTDickStryker (01/02/2013) [-]
If she 			*****		 the second you pull out, then odds are all you're doing in that little anal session is using your dick to churn 			****		 up and down constantly, meaning youre getting a 			***********		 dick upon removing said dick.......
If she ***** the second you pull out, then odds are all you're doing in that little anal session is using your dick to churn **** up and down constantly, meaning youre getting a *********** dick upon removing said dick.......
User avatar #16 - hypex ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
talk about mixed feelings...
User avatar #12 - istealurkids (01/02/2013) [-]
this is an old joke OP, shame on you.
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