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User avatar #8 - illusiveman (12/30/2012) [-]
>Home alone
>Fap
the end
User avatar #124 to #8 - thedarkestrogue (12/30/2012) [-]
-Be in library
-fap and cum all over books.
end story.
User avatar #168 to #124 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (12/31/2012) [-]
you ruined it.
User avatar #169 to #168 - thedarkestrogue (12/31/2012) [-]
You obviously didnt get the joke that I ended the story.
It was supposed to ruin it.
User avatar #156 to #8 - mattginge (12/30/2012) [-]
Spooky
#166 to #156 - andyyyyyy (12/30/2012) [-]
spunky
User avatar #25 to #8 - dadukesta (12/30/2012) [-]
>Be illusiveman
>tell an absolutly great story about being home alone
>Cmdr Shepard walks in
>he says i am indoctrinate
>tell him no
>illusiveman is kill
#165 to #25 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
No
#37 - thedarkestrogue (12/30/2012) [-]
-be 19
-be bored
-call random number
- girl picks up, says her name is stephanie.
- I start to talk
- "My dick is hard."
-"Mine too."
-jizz in pants and hang up.
-don't know what you were expecting.
User avatar #39 to #37 - twatmissile (12/30/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolls 0,180,814** I'm gonna go call this number
User avatar #40 to #39 - twatmissile (12/30/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolls 9,991,349** reroll, ill call this
User avatar #41 to #40 - twatmissile (12/30/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolls 2,448,380** last number doesnt exist, ill call this
User avatar #43 to #41 - twatmissile (12/30/2012) [-]
it was some dude named deidrikus (or however you spell it) but he was pretty pissed that i woke him up.
User avatar #32 - Bakerlalalalala (12/30/2012) [-]
>one night sitting in my room
>phone rings
>answer it
>"Hello?"
>"Bless you"
> 1 sec later i sneeze
> **** bricks because i don't have a phone
#29 - arnolducus (12/30/2012) [-]
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#31 to #29 - Ulmer (12/30/2012) [-]
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#45 to #31 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
The ******* **** is this **** ?
User avatar #11 - yojo (12/30/2012) [-]
You should have thanked them for bestowing God's will upon you.
User avatar #126 - JRMellott (12/30/2012) [-]
>home alone
>sneeze
> phone rings
>hallo?
>niko its ramon lets go bowling some time
#85 - rabaneristo (12/30/2012) [-]
Then WHO WAS PHONE
Then WHO WAS PHONE
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User avatar #12 to #7 - dustyshane (12/30/2012) [-]
So, what did you do after? **** bricks?
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#19 to #7 - coolcalx (12/30/2012) [-]
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#80 to #7 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
you know my listening?
#38 to #7 - thedarkestrogue (12/30/2012) [-]
Sorry, I didn't leave because of you. My buddy called, told me the cops were about to raid my home. Didn't want them finding the kids in my basement.

I'll be back next week.
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#116 - biggrand (12/30/2012) [-]
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> live on a normal suburban street
> normal house
> don't really know any neighbors because i'm always out working or something
> At home one night
> neighbor is playing his guitar loud as ****
> I can see him through my window
> pick up the phone to call him and tell him to turn it down
> number is already in phone
> as soon as I hit dial, I see him sneeze
> **** it
> when he picks up the phone I say in a raspy voice "bless you" and hang up
> hfw
#84 - trollzorr (12/30/2012) [-]
seems legit
seems legit
#56 to #33 - chonies (12/30/2012) [-]
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#2 - babyanalraper (12/29/2012) [-]
Then who was phone?
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#5 to #2 - benjamins (12/29/2012) [-]
So, SCP-173, we meet again.
User avatar #6 to #5 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
I remember that one. It is a lot like the angels in Doctor Who.
#16 to #6 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
Does anyone else actually go to the SCP database website or just me?
#119 to #16 - condormcninja (12/30/2012) [-]
One of my fave websites actually.
User avatar #20 to #16 - enforcedno (12/30/2012) [-]
makes for some good reading when i'm bored
#123 - lospussy (12/30/2012) [-]
7 days later
7 days later
#83 - coockiecrumbler (12/30/2012) [-]
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#125 to #83 - smoshingfj (12/30/2012) [-]
was that her freaking out?
User avatar #135 to #83 - lamadrama (12/30/2012) [-]
Dem gloryholes!
User avatar #77 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
>Be at home one night
>Always sneezing
>Phone rings
>I pick up
>"john is kill"
>"no"
#95 to #77 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
>Be at home one night
>Always sneezing
>Phone rings
>I pick up
>"I'm afraid I have to tell you John has passed away"
>"No! It can't be!"
User avatar #81 to #77 - getoffit (12/30/2012) [-]
>Be at friends house one night.
>Chillin like villains.
>Sneeze
>phone rings
>I pick up
>"steve was kill by an alcohol"
>"no"
#53 - ileenover (12/30/2012) [-]
2spooky4me
2spooky4me
#87 - martinyus ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #21 - atrumaliger (12/30/2012) [-]
> Be bored
> Get crazy idea
> Call up a few random people every day, never the same person
> Always say 'bless you' with hopes of freaking some people out at the perfect time
> A while later, go to Funnyjunk
> See this
> **** bricks for the rest of this content
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