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I've Been Here Too Long

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Submitted: 12/27/2012
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User avatar #5 - orgeekun (12/27/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Remake the content you saw and upload it.
User avatar #8 - ryantheatheist (12/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Legends told of a user who would save FunnyJunk with his power to create OC in his dreams...


Hail the chosen one!
#1 - auraguardian (12/27/2012) [+] (8 replies)
what if we are all generating this content in our mind
#12 - dealwithitfagg (12/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I once had a dream about FunnyJunk.
I uploaded a content and someone reposted it, only I didnt know if I posted it before him/her so I looked at the time it was been posted,
it said ' *******

yeah.
User avatar #106 - tomhefailin (12/28/2012) [-]
>Your mind cannot generate new faces for your dreams
>Your mind finds faces of friends celebrities even people you once saw on the street
>Your mind cannot generate content
>Your mind is a reposter
>Your mind is a faggot
User avatar #124 - foelkera ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
>Be man from Peru
>Dream I am eating my shoe
>Awake with a fright in the middle of the night to find that my dream had come true
#123 - uifilms (12/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Played tf2 all ******* day.
>Till 6am.
>"Slept" till 7am
>In dream was playing tf2. But i was IN the game.
>Losing bad. BAD. BAD BAD
>Mfw in game
#46 - trollkidsenior (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You can never leave
#169 - datgermanguy (12/28/2012) [-]
That's all great OP, but we need the content, not the story where the content came from!
That's all great OP, but we need the content, not the story where the content came from!
#90 - toosexyforyou (12/28/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Did you know that the people in your dreams are people that you've met at least once in your life? Now if that is true then the things you see in your dreams you must have seen before. You know what this means don't you? The reason you thought your dream was reality and what made it so realistic is that all the content you were browsing were reposts.
#26 - mammafakkerz (12/28/2012) [-]
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#99 - DrollHumor (12/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
It's okay, just last night I had a dream about getting online and seeing a notification.    
   
The sad part is how happy I was about it.
It's okay, just last night I had a dream about getting online and seeing a notification.

The sad part is how happy I was about it.
User avatar #17 - Bravechampion (12/28/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Hey! You're the first person I've seen who has actually been here longer than me! Congrats.
#135 - jeej (12/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>playing wow all summer
>falls fast asleep
>bf tries to wake me up
>RELEASE ME, I HAVE A QUEST OVER THERE!
>eyes closed, finger pointing towards a wall
#104 - phanact (12/28/2012) [-]
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I take my laptop into the bathroom when I have to take a **** just in case I get a notification
User avatar #81 - hyeroshi (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
By god, this man is the chosen one. His mind can actually generate funny content even while he sleeps. If only he could harness his power and bring the Funny back to Funnyjunk.
#55 - robots (12/28/2012) [-]
i sometimes have really vivid dreams right before i wake up were someone, usually a friend of mine or some 						****					, tells a joke or does something hilarious, and it's genuinely that 						*******					 funny that i start laughing in reality and i wake myself up from laughing that hard. My girlfriend's witnessed this a few times and actually gets so pissed off that im having such incredible dreams and laughing about it for as long as i remember what happened. I feel 						*******					 great when i wake up laughing. Thought i'd share that.
i sometimes have really vivid dreams right before i wake up were someone, usually a friend of mine or some **** , tells a joke or does something hilarious, and it's genuinely that ******* funny that i start laughing in reality and i wake myself up from laughing that hard. My girlfriend's witnessed this a few times and actually gets so pissed off that im having such incredible dreams and laughing about it for as long as i remember what happened. I feel ******* great when i wake up laughing. Thought i'd share that.
User avatar #107 - iliekcereal (12/28/2012) [+] (7 replies)
That's because this website isn't real. It never was. The internet is just a machine made by Iraqi Communists to keep the masses sedated. It keeps you unaware, unable to realize the outside world.
Your mind is rotting away every second you sit here, glued to your computer screen. You're out of touch.
There is goddamned nuclear warfare going on right outside your very own house and you don't know a goddamned thing about it because the commies don't want you too.

Every day, more and more of your friends go missing, but you don't even remember them because they've ******* programmed you to be the mindless little drone they want you to be. See, they placed a computer chip in your brain while you were sleeping that tells you what to do and when to do it. (oh yeah, sleep? That's another favorite control device of the Iraqi's. Except it's not only used to keep you sedated, it's used so they can conduct their little experiments on you with out anyone even noticing. That's why you need more of it when you're a baby or elderly than when you're 12-45 years old. Because you're capable of more in those years, so they ******* use you as much as possible to help them achieve their goal. And when you're useless, they tell you to go to sleep so as not to interrupt the other slaves). And when you start to get out of control? Or when a revolt might just be starting? They know. They know, and they do everything in their power to put it down, and goddamnit it works.
Every.
Single.
******* .
Time.

Everything you do is a part of their plan, whether you like it or not. You may be skeptical now, but just remember that I told you so when they come for you and wipe out all of mankind you mindless cocksucker.

PS: By the time anyone of significance reads this, I will be long dead. Use my words wisely, fellow shipmates. It's been an honor serving with you captain.
User avatar #50 - AquariusCyclone (12/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**AquariusCyclone rolls 98** Did you dream about my failed dubs?
#56 to #50 - bloodyranger (12/28/2012) [-]
**bloodyranger rolls 66** Why not have dubs in reality instead?
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