Anonymous asked: I recently overheard my bastard male roommate "having sex" (i.e. raping) his girlfriend. Obviously, in overhearing the sounds of his unprovoked savagery, am I legally allowed to extract his seed from used condoms (which he barbarically disposes in his bedroom trashcan) and if utilized successfully, am I entitled to at least 18 years of financial compensation?
Not only may you acquire and sow yourself with it, but you may share it with as many other women as you like so that they may sow themselves with it too. He made his choice when he left his seed unattended and must take responsibility for his actions. If you conceive a child it is entitled to at the very least 18 years of financial support and the best way to financially support a child is to financially support its mother.
just read this **** on tumblr, must not stab myself.