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#2 - alexlife
Reply +123
(12/20/2012) [-]
I love Skyrim just because you can justify everything with "I'm dovahkiin, shut up silly woman!!"

#4 to #2 - daentraya
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(12/20/2012) [-]
I accidentally took a carrot when i wanted to talk to a woman. Everybody panics.
#5 to #4 - alexlife
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Haha - I used FUS on a woman in Rivervwood - Now everybody comments on it and she won't talk to me, other than implying I might hurt her again ;P
#6 to #5 - daentraya
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(12/20/2012) [-]
I wish killing innocent people felt more satisfying..
#10 to #6 - TITTYFISH
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(12/20/2012) [-]
I wish you could kill children in the game! It's a pain in the ass just watching them.....live and stuff!
#11 to #10 - luidias
Reply +11
(12/20/2012) [-]
If you're on PC, there's a mod for that. I use it to play tag against the solitude kids as a werewolf.
#15 to #11 - TITTYFISH
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(12/20/2012) [-]
sadly my computer is old and too slow for gaming :/ Your "tag against the solitude kids" comment had me chuckling quite a bit though
#13 to #10 - daentraya
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Killing anything feels unsatisfying with melee.. At least marksman takes aiming skills and has a nice satisfying sound when it hits
#16 to #13 - TITTYFISH
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Running into a town and slaughtering everyone while using berserker rage feels quite nice to me, "oh would all of you nice townsfolk like to stop me? Too bad" >:D
#211 to #16 - Blarge **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(12/28/2012) [-]
i just use tgm and go werewolf it feels awesome
#205 to #16 - daentraya
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(12/21/2012) [-]
I dont get that feeling.. It's just clickclick they dead. I've slaughtered the Falkreath several times because i dont like it, and it just feels boring
#29 - kkkminoritiesaway
Reply +52
(12/20/2012) [-]
By the nine!! Your friend is talented.
#41 to #29 - anon
Reply 0
(12/20/2012) [-]
You mean by the Eight.

Anon - 1

You - gay
#44 to #41 - ryantheatheist
Reply +85
(12/20/2012) [-]
Imperial milk-drinker...
#55 to #44 - belikea
Reply +27
(12/20/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure all the imperials in the knights of the Nine resent that.

Which raises the question, what happened to them in the war?

Were they already gone?
Did they get killed?
are they still around, in secret?
#81 to #55 - goodguygary
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(12/21/2012) [-]
if you became a vampire before that dlc, i suppose you sould still be alive.who knows, maybe they'll go into that with the dlc, or maybe the book you find on the dead knight of the nine tells you something
#184 to #44 - anon
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(12/21/2012) [-]
Not denying the funny, but if he was Imperial he'd say by the eight
#116 to #41 - mcfattyfatty
Reply +2
(12/21/2012) [-]
Let me guess. He stole your sweet roll?
#79 to #29 - anon
Reply 0
(12/21/2012) [-]
Do you mean talented or Talented?
#59 - minimalattendance
Reply +77
(12/20/2012) [-]
stop laughing




stop laughing
#221 to #59 - anon
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(07/17/2013) [-]
wtf
#105 - graknab
Reply +62
(12/21/2012) [-]
>Dragonborn
>Listener
>Guild master
>Harbinger of companions
>Arch mage
>Save the world from vampires
>Kill Alduin the World Eater, save the world from dragon-apocalypse
>Assassin of the emperor

"TO PROVE YOU ARE WORTHY OF THE STORMCLOAKS YOU MUST KILL AN ICE WRAITH"
#138 to #105 - heartlessrobot
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(12/21/2012) [-]
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>Dragonborn
>Listener for Dark Brotherhood
>Killed Ulfric
>Archmage for College of Winterhold
>Leader of Thieves Guild
>Thane in every hold
>Saved world
>Killed Emperor
>Lord of the Vampires
>Level 81

MFW I go to join the Companions and they've never heard of me.
#3 - scootaloooooo
Reply +61
(12/20/2012) [-]
see you soon
#22 to #3 - roderick
Reply +6
(12/20/2012) [-]
Just what I was thinking of! :D Thumb for you!
Just what I was thinking of! :D Thumb for you!
#45 - ryantheatheist
Reply +57
(12/20/2012) [-]
Magic Man
Magic Man
#66 to #45 - prut
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(12/20/2012) [-]
#69 - zonryu ONLINE
Reply +49
(12/20/2012) [-]
>be imperial guard
>**************
>checking new new prisoners
>one uy not on list
>ask his name
>************ shapshifts
>dqfuq.gif
>continues being a shapshifting statue for an hour
>stops shapeshifting
>says name
>not on list
>later dragon attacks
>weirest day ever
#76 to #69 - cheesepotato
Reply +6
(12/21/2012) [-]
>dqfuq
I read that as Duck ****.
#113 to #76 - zonryu ONLINE
Reply 0
(12/21/2012) [-]
********.gif??? oh god
#134 to #113 - yunogasaii
Reply 0
(12/21/2012) [-]
Duckdo
#146 to #134 - zonryu ONLINE
Reply 0
(12/21/2012) [-]
>.>
#35 - myrrhdyrrh
Reply +48
(12/20/2012) [-]
>************

lol'ed
#7 - captaincabinet **User deleted account**
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#103 to #7 - marcuss
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#109 to #7 - silvermoonelf
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(12/21/2012) [-]
I think he can kill you in Helgen if you're an idiot (like me) and stand RIGHT infront of him when he lands (like me) and you get bit by him (like I did). It drains half your health.
#104 to #7 - marcuss
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(12/21/2012) [-]
woudnt that make the most crappiest game ever? you do your character for half an hour then you get decapitated, and the credits starts to roll?
#8 to #7 - canihascheezburger
Reply +45
(12/20/2012) [-]
I don't think he knew he was the dovahkiin, not even the greybeards knew for a while
#9 to #8 - burnitall
Reply +11
(12/20/2012) [-]
Perhaps he thought the executioner was the Dovahkiin.
#65 to #9 - bigbeaufort ONLINE
Reply -2
(12/20/2012) [-]
If only you could get his axe (without modding of course) oh wait, yes... you can..
#107 to #65 - youxbarstard
Reply 0
(12/21/2012) [-]
HOW?!!!
#159 to #107 - muffinbuttoneater
Reply +1
(12/21/2012) [-]
You can get the headsmans axe by helping the executioner in Solitude track down an escaped prisoner. He then becomes a follower and you can take it from his inventory.
#187 to #159 - youxbarstard
Reply +1
(12/21/2012) [-]
You.......
You.......
#204 to #187 - muffinbuttoneater
Reply +1
(12/21/2012) [-]
Just happy to share the knowledge
#71 - maskedhippo
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(12/20/2012) [-]