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Typical Internet Christian Story

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Submitted: 12/16/2012
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User avatar #26 - occamsrazor (12/16/2012) [-]
I'm offended because I don't find this offensive enough
#27 to #26 - swatlowkey (12/16/2012) [-]
How about this?
User avatar #48 to #27 - ryantheatheist (12/17/2012) [-]
#33 to #27 - elgringogordo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - occamsrazor (12/16/2012) [-]
#6 - jimmynutz (12/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #43 - lazylazarus (12/17/2012) [-]
reposting another version:A Judeo-Bolshevist homosexual capitalist banker and smoker was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known ethnic Jew.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved Übermensch that the world has ever known, even greater than Adolf Hitler."

At this moment, a brave, folkish, nationalist Waffen-SS member who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of non-Marxist socialism and hated the Jews for stabbing the Germans in the back stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant banker smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Nazi."

"Correct. It's been 4.6 billion years since geothermic forces created it. The natural scientific model must be applied to the political sphere, and thus foreign elements must be removed so that the rock of Germany will be pure."

The banker was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of the Treaty of Versailles. He stormed out of the room crying those Jewish crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered NSDAP that day and accepted Hitler as their Fuhrer. An eagle named "Ahnenerbe" flew into the room and perched atop the Swastika Flag and shed a tear on the chalk board. Mein Kampf was read several times, and Wotan himself showed up and enacted Germanization across Eastern Europe.

The Jew's bank was expropriated the next day. He died in Treblinka and was tossed into a fountain of blood for all eternity.

Hail Victory.
p.s. Danzig belongs to Germany
#58 to #43 - evigvinter (01/05/2013) [-]
lost it at "dropped his copy of the Treaty of Versailles"
User avatar #59 to #58 - lazylazarus (01/05/2013) [-]
gets me everytime
User avatar #44 to #43 - Danzig (12/17/2012) [-]
I don't belong to anyone bitch
User avatar #45 to #44 - TarnRazor (12/17/2012) [-]
This made me laugh way harder than it should have
User avatar #10 - natedizzie (12/16/2012) [-]
Its 5AM and when I read smirked jewishly I laughed so hard My dad yelled to shut the **** up
#12 - nass (12/16/2012) [-]
#4 - nyawgga (12/16/2012) [-]
This is actually a cool story, bro.

No sarcasm.
#5 - breadnsteak (12/16/2012) [-]
#8 - robertelee (12/16/2012) [-]
**robertelee rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at hue. **
i have no words
#7 - feelythefeel (12/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #13 - rumpelstilzchen (12/16/2012) [-]
Happens all the time.
User avatar #17 - atitanscurse (12/16/2012) [-]
Its a funny story but, why the **** is he Muslim, if he was then he wouldn't believe in evolution either?
#46 - spideybro (12/17/2012) [-]
I was going to thumb up because it's funny, but then I realized it's in the Atheism channel.

People are probably actually letting this influence their thoughts.
#54 to #46 - anon (12/17/2012) [-]
why is that a bad thing? is making people think, bad? humor can be mind expanding to you know :P
User avatar #30 to #18 - ancano (12/16/2012) [-]
Naw, that ain't scumbag steve, there is an arrogant atheist [name?] image macro out there more suited.
#34 to #18 - anon (12/16/2012) [-]
So pulling people from sects is a bad thing now?.
User avatar #53 to #34 - ohcrap (12/17/2012) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean by sect?
#11 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (12/16/2012) [-]
typical athiest internet stories

"waah waah, someone believes in somthing i don't believe, **** them i am always right"
#14 to #11 - pineapplepeople (12/16/2012) [-]
I smell butthurt.
#15 to #14 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (12/16/2012) [-]
so atheists posting something that completely attacks me, and smells of being an absolute cunt is fine, but god forbid if i try to criticize them for that    
			****		 me right
so atheists posting something that completely attacks me, and smells of being an absolute cunt is fine, but god forbid if i try to criticize them for that

**** me right
#16 to #15 - pineapplepeople (12/16/2012) [-]
His story, while obviously biased, was clearly an over the top parody of a "typical christian story". Yours was, in the most generous of terms, crude and poorly written.
#21 to #16 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (12/16/2012) [-]
" Yours was, in the most generous of terms, crude and poorly written."
well played sir
#1 - dadadadavis (12/16/2012) [-]
Uhh.. Wut.?
User avatar #36 - thepumpkinsrock (12/16/2012) [-]
and that man was... RONALD REAGAN
User avatar #19 - dillonanthony (12/16/2012) [-]
I thought there was actually a guy that was all of these things.

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU Lawyer professor

Use commas.
User avatar #22 to #19 - maximusj (12/16/2012) [-]
it is one person... that is why he says "was teaching a class"
User avatar #23 to #22 - dillonanthony (12/16/2012) [-]
That's a lot of contridictary professions..
User avatar #24 to #23 - AnonsForSure (12/16/2012) [-]
Christian logic.
User avatar #29 to #23 - ancano (12/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #57 - awesomenessdefined (01/04/2013) [-]
A gay muslim is not a real muslim then.
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