>working at a bar as a waiter
>saturday night about 1am
>street is known for having alot of bars
>hundreds of people on street
>see a bachelorette party walk up outside
>about 10 girls in matching pink skimpy outfits
>miles of cleavage, asses hanging out
>lead hoe shows her ID to guy at the door
>bouncer- ma'am you have to put that cigarette out before you come in
>lead hoe- what the **** you telling me? why?
>bouncer- just about every public place doesnt allow smoking, you know that.
>lead hoe- whatever
>flicks lit cigarette inside, hitting a guy, sparking off his shirt
>bouncer- okay that **** does not fly around here, you have to leave now
>hoe- what!? you dont tell me what to do you son of a bitch!
>bouncer- you could have burned that guy
>lead hoe- listen here ************! my best gf stacy is getting married and you better not blah blah bitch blahblah!
>bouncer- you have to leave NOW or you will be removed
>lead hoe activates her war face
>suddenly pulls a giant black dildo out of her purse
>cockslaps the guy across the face with it
>a cop standing outside saw the whole thing happen
>cop- PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW!
>hoe- NO! YOU TELL THIS SONOFABITCH STOP PUSHING ME THE **** AROUND!
>cop pulls out his night stick, hoe wielding dildo
>reminds me of my countless hours playing san andreas
>cop strikes it out of her hands
>giant dildo goes flying across the street, over the crowd
>entire bachelorette party scatters as lead hoe takes off
>one of her high heels snap, sending her face first into the ground
>laughing my ass off at this point
>she gets handcuffed
>cop- youre under arrest for assault with a 'deadly' weapon
>later i see a cop across the street collecting the evidence
>gingerly picks up the dildo like a dead raccoon and puts it in a plastic bag
>the guy who got hit with the dildo had a cock shaped bruise on his face for days