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User avatar #4 - anonemous (12/11/2012) [-]
some times when you fart **** happens......
User avatar #6 - roflstorm (12/12/2012) [-]
I farted so loudly i woke up everyone in my house.
Farting in the vents causes a rather unique echo
User avatar #8 to #6 - bulbakip (12/12/2012) [-]
do they hear you fap?
User avatar #1 - nogphille (12/11/2012) [-]
i have diarrhea... every fart i let go is a gamble...
User avatar #29 to #1 - boleas (12/12/2012) [-]
russian roulette
User avatar #36 to #29 - nogphille (12/12/2012) [-]
russian stoulette?
#14 to #1 - griphun (12/12/2012) [-]
Oh man.. The feels..
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User avatar #5 - Mebeshe (12/11/2012) [-]
I once farted so loud in the middle of the night I woke myself up and scared my cat.
User avatar #13 to #5 - griphun (12/12/2012) [-]
Why did I laugh at this...
User avatar #37 to #13 - Mebeshe (12/12/2012) [-]
It's ok. I did to.
User avatar #16 - novabird ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
i used to eat tacobell every single day when i worked there, as a consequence, there would be times i would make it feel like an earthquake because i would shake the whole house, then the rancid smell of dead deer mixed with baby food, cat **** and vomit would assault anyone who was home, the worst part was the air vent is right above my bedroom door for the rest of the house.
User avatar #40 to #38 - novabird ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
no, it's all true, every last word.
User avatar #42 to #41 - novabird ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
back in the year 2004 i worked at tacobell, every single day i would several full meals while at work, this continued for four years, since my boss would yell at me if i let loose at work i started holding it all in, and now you know the rest of the story.
#43 to #42 - carleh (12/16/2012) [-]
Why didn't he just fire you? xD
User avatar #44 to #43 - novabird ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
my parents were part owners and no one else would put up with the bosses **** for as long as me, i trained over 10 people and most quit within a month and a few quit in the same day.
#19 to #16 - sheathedfang (12/12/2012) [-]
That doesn't sound pleasant
That doesn't sound pleasant
User avatar #21 to #19 - novabird ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
some of them hurt from the force they produced, it was like an auto spanking from the cheeks slapping together and eating hot peppers only made it worse, i worked at tacobell for about 4 years as well.
#22 to #21 - sheathedfang (12/12/2012) [-]
Sound's like you need medical attention after all that taco bell
Sound's like you need medical attention after all that taco bell
User avatar #23 to #22 - novabird ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
i know some of my friends kids might need it, one of their kids passed out in the bathroom after i was in there and their dad went in wearing a gas mask just to pull him out.
#24 to #23 - sheathedfang (12/12/2012) [-]
That's insane
That's insane
User avatar #25 to #24 - novabird ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
good thing i haven't eaten tacobell like that in about 6 years though but i did have a grande meal of crunchy tacos to myself the other day with fire sauce, i think i'll avoid doing that for a while, the people at work didn't approve the aftermath the next day.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sheathedfang (12/12/2012) [-]
Sounds like a very very good decision
User avatar #27 to #26 - novabird ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
walking around with mexican red ass syndrome isn't exactly fun, those farts felt like fresh lava escaping.
User avatar #9 - khrystalmeth (12/12/2012) [-]
I farted myself awake once, thinking there was something behind me...
#11 - anon (12/12/2012) [-]
Dead silence in Social Studies right... this kid just rips it , like It doesn't even sound real it's like a duck. or something and the teacher is sitting there holding in a laugh while every one else (except for the kid) is laughing. We don't even say it was him and he flips his **** ( his normal routine ) and starts throwing **** when he suddenly tries to kick a desk over and he stubs his toe and falls over.

We were dieing of laughter and the teacher was trying so hard not to.
User avatar #3 - quitethedelicacy (12/11/2012) [-]
I rarely fart.
But my cat is a big farting machine.
User avatar #30 - kureizikitsune (12/12/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when you realize that when you fart, some asshole is just talking **** behind your back again.
#31 to #30 - Mesmus (12/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #2 - anonykitty (12/11/2012) [-]
I mostly get the silent stinkers.. My farts are quite difficult even for myself to bear! :/
#35 - peak (12/12/2012) [-]
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#34 - josieabby (12/12/2012) [-]
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#33 - cleavage (12/12/2012) [-]
my mum just walked in to tell me she was going to go shopping, i farted for the whole minute she was in my room,and she didn't notice until i told her.
#18 - ilickrainbows (12/12/2012) [-]
Oh god best laugh of the day.
Oh god best laugh of the day.
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