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#27 - jeffthellamaking
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(12/11/2012) [-]
My parents rifle through my computer all the time, trying to find my porn.
I got real tired of their ****, so I made a folder labeled "dirty pictures" and filled it with pictures of dirt.
Their reactions were priceless.
#218 to #27 - misanthrizzle
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#219 to #27 - anon
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(10/20/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
#227 to #27 - vocarius
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(07/01/2015) [-]
stupid parents lol haha
#201 to #27 - annoyingsmartguy
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Why don't you just give them the links, so they can find their own porn?
#84 to #27 - velirosvo
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(12/11/2012) [-]
I made a prank like this as well. I made 2 users for my computer, one without a password (which I actually used) and one with a password. The one with a password had the real password written into password tip, so my parents just HAD to check it every time I was at school. They though they were smart because they though they could keep track of my usage of computer. The one without password was the one I used for porn, and the second one was just filled with folders like "porn, even more porn, lesbians, my hidden porn, gayporn" on the desktop. I even put some Rick'n roll videos into those folders named like "hotlesbiansinshower" etc. It was just pure madness how they looked at me when I told them that I checked those videos every day for "last used: dd.mm.yyyy" :D
#194 to #27 - vanoreo
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Every once and a while when I'm bored I flood my brother's desktop with a random image.

Last time it was this

I suppose dubs picks today's
#207 to #194 - ffx
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(12/12/2012) [-]
**ffx rolls 36** rule 34 of chairs.
#208 to #207 - ffx
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(12/12/2012) [-]
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#206 to #194 - ffx
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#205 to #194 - rheago
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(12/12/2012) [-]
**rheago rolls 20**
this
#204 to #194 - niimajneb ONLINE
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(12/12/2012) [-]
**niimajneb rolls 79**
#203 to #194 - brosanction
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(12/12/2012) [-]
**brosanction rolls 23**
#202 to #194 - umaya
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(12/12/2012) [-]
**umaya rolls 85**
#200 to #194 - jeffthellamaking
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(12/12/2012) [-]
**jeffthellamaking rolls 89**
I'll give it a shot.
#199 to #194 - ChronoBoost
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(12/12/2012) [-]
**ChronoBoost rolls 31**
#198 to #194 - baconducky
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(12/12/2012) [-]
**baconducky rolls 06** dirt
#197 to #194 - sovietmaxx
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#196 to #194 - tmgrskat
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(12/12/2012) [-]
**tmgrskat rolls 76**
#38 to #27 - maxismahname
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(12/11/2012) [-]
and who the **** downloads porn anyway?
#51 to #38 - fgtometer
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Can get mucho higher quality and not have blueball when your internet connection is dead
#54 to #51 - jeffthellamaking
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Someone who understands.
:'D
#55 to #54 - fgtometer
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(12/11/2012) [-]
I would say brofist but eh... you know...
#56 to #55 - jeffthellamaking
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(12/11/2012) [-]
I understand.
#80 to #55 - thejerseyjenn
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(12/11/2012) [-]
all the fist without ... well i think you get it
#228 to #54 - vocarius
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(07/01/2015) [-]
yeah ahah
#45 to #38 - gameshredder
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(12/11/2012) [-]
I do.
#138 to #38 - Apes
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(12/11/2012) [-]
My fap folder is virtually a mirror of the entire internet. 60gb of pure glory. You name it, I got it.
#167 to #138 - buttinspecter
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Only 10,343 files?
#217 to #138 - LePedobear
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(08/11/2013) [-]
lol @ you thinking 60GB is a lot of porn. nooooooooooob.
I have 300GB and thats nothing compared to whats out there
#188 to #138 - iamtheonlypro
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Lol, sound garden complete discography
#149 to #138 - tropius
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(12/12/2012) [-]
My computer's name is Glados too...
#2 - wonderkid
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(12/11/2012) [-]
#154 to #2 - twillight
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(12/12/2012) [-]
search for "porn" on the computer and it will pop up
#32 to #2 - waaw
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(12/11/2012) [-]
NeverGonnaGiveYouUp.wmv
#37 to #2 - foxythekid
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(12/11/2012) [-]
and in that folder is a picture a panda and a woman crying
#36 - hadzz
Reply +99
(12/11/2012) [-]
>2012
>paying someone to run ccleaner & defragment

do you even compute?
#88 to #36 - huashuashuas
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(12/11/2012) [-]
maybe the guy was actually, literally, cleaning his computer? they accumulate a lot of dust, and(at least in Brazil) it's reccomended to clean them to reduce overheating, etc
#89 to #88 - hadzz
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Yes, because you notice someones search history when you're dusting someones computer.
#90 to #89 - huashuashuas
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(12/11/2012) [-]
me no remember how to brain
#108 to #36 - Fagela
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(12/11/2012) [-]
It was his mom who took it, she doesn't compute.
#226 to #36 - vocarius
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(07/01/2015) [-]
Lol troll face
#48 to #36 - semisane
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(12/11/2012) [-]
doesn't ccleaner include a defrag?
#57 to #48 - hadzz
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(12/11/2012) [-]
I don't think so, but Auslogics Disk Defrag is best in my opinion.
#20 - Jackimole
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(12/11/2012) [-]
OP, just how dumb are you?
#30 to #20 - deathwilldie
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(12/11/2012) [-]
obviously he pays somebody else to clean his PC for him, so pretty dumb.
#1 - senortanto
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(12/11/2012) [-]
This image has expired
ctrl+shift+n
#86 to #1 - anon
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(12/11/2012) [-]
How did you get out of Pokémon Board? Go back senortanto! You're needed elsewhere!
#16 to #1 - crampers
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(12/11/2012) [-]
And to the people who hasn't figured out firefox yet "Ctrl+Shift+P"
#18 - mrskyler
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(12/11/2012) [-]
#123 - malizlewaa
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(12/11/2012) [-]
**malizlewaa rolled a random image posted in comment #242 at Rattata **

What was on his computer
#168 to #123 - buttinspecter
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(12/12/2012) [-]
A wild Rattata appears.
#184 to #123 - lieutenantderp
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(12/12/2012) [-]
a wild Ratata appears!
#133 to #123 - beavisnbutthead
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(12/11/2012) [-]
#10 - anonymoose
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(12/11/2012) [-]
His browser when . . .
#49 to #10 - zakaizer
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Give me a minute, whats it called? (Like the specific name of it, or author please)
#12 to #10 - superunclesam
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(12/11/2012) [-]
I laughed pretty goddamn hard
I have to find that theme and change my friends chrome to it
#14 to #12 - anonymoose
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(12/11/2012) [-]
I warn you, he'll drown in pussy.
#15 to #14 - superunclesam
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Actually he may have a severe freak out because he seriously hates mlp
so it's gonna be a hilarious day
#35 to #15 - fuzdohraa
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(12/11/2012) [-]
a brony friend of mine has changed so that his computer makes mlp sounds whenever he unpluggs a device... just a hint....
#53 to #35 - fgtometer
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(12/11/2012) [-]
I changed my friends unplug sound to a 1/2 hour long song that took 15 minutes to fade it. pwnt.exe
#41 - epicsauciness
Reply +54
(12/11/2012) [-]
>Be underachiever me working at Best Buy
>Old lady comes in with her son's computer
>"Can you clean this for my son?"
>Look at history
>Foot fetish and child porn and gore
>dudewtf.jpeg
>Run disk cleanup
>delete history
>write a little note
>still can't sleep
#99 to #41 - dustyshane
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(12/11/2012) [-]
There was this entire thread on reddit once full of bestbuy workers that encountered people with CP on their laptops.

I don't know if I ever want to work there.

btw, you really should've called the Cops.
#73 to #41 - caplocker
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Child porn? you cleaned it up? Man, I'd have called the police.
#47 to #41 - alfjnn
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(12/11/2012) [-]
There's worse fetishes than foot fetishes, bro.
#44 - curtisbentley
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Noticed your history? I don't see a reason why a disk defrag and deleting temporary internet files would even bring up the History section.   
   
Nosy bastard, ain't a bro at all.
Noticed your history? I don't see a reason why a disk defrag and deleting temporary internet files would even bring up the History section.

Nosy bastard, ain't a bro at all.