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User avatar #27 - jeffthellamaking (12/11/2012) [-]
My parents rifle through my computer all the time, trying to find my porn.
I got real tired of their **** , so I made a folder labeled "dirty pictures" and filled it with pictures of dirt.
Their reactions were priceless.
#219 to #27 - anon (10/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #227 to #27 - vocarius (07/01/2015) [-]
stupid parents lol haha
User avatar #201 to #27 - annoyingsmartguy (12/12/2012) [-]
Why don't you just give them the links, so they can find their own porn?
#194 to #27 - vanoreo (12/12/2012) [-]
Every once and a while when I'm bored I flood my brother's desktop with a random image.

Last time it was this

I suppose dubs picks today's
User avatar #207 to #194 - ffx (12/12/2012) [-]
**ffx rolls 36** rule 34 of chairs.
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#205 to #194 - rheago (12/12/2012) [-]
**rheago rolls 20**
this
#204 to #194 - niimajneb ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #203 to #194 - brosanction (12/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #202 to #194 - umaya (12/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #200 to #194 - jeffthellamaking (12/12/2012) [-]
**jeffthellamaking rolls 89**
I'll give it a shot.
#199 to #194 - ChronoBoost (12/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #198 to #194 - baconducky (12/12/2012) [-]
**baconducky rolls 06** dirt
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#196 to #194 - tmgrskat (12/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #84 to #27 - velirosvo (12/11/2012) [-]
I made a prank like this as well. I made 2 users for my computer, one without a password (which I actually used) and one with a password. The one with a password had the real password written into password tip, so my parents just HAD to check it every time I was at school. They though they were smart because they though they could keep track of my usage of computer. The one without password was the one I used for porn, and the second one was just filled with folders like "porn, even more porn, lesbians, my hidden porn, gayporn" on the desktop. I even put some Rick'n roll videos into those folders named like "hotlesbiansinshower" etc. It was just pure madness how they looked at me when I told them that I checked those videos every day for "last used: dd.mm.yyyy" :D
User avatar #38 to #27 - maxismahname (12/11/2012) [-]
and who the **** downloads porn anyway?
User avatar #51 to #38 - fgtometer (12/11/2012) [-]
Can get mucho higher quality and not have blueball when your internet connection is dead
User avatar #54 to #51 - jeffthellamaking (12/11/2012) [-]
Someone who understands.
:'D
User avatar #55 to #54 - fgtometer (12/11/2012) [-]
I would say brofist but eh... you know...
User avatar #56 to #55 - jeffthellamaking (12/11/2012) [-]
I understand.
#80 to #55 - thejerseyjenn (12/11/2012) [-]
all the fist without ... well i think you get it
User avatar #228 to #54 - vocarius (07/01/2015) [-]
yeah ahah
User avatar #45 to #38 - gameshredder (12/11/2012) [-]
I do.
#138 to #38 - Apes (12/11/2012) [-]
My fap folder is virtually a mirror of the entire internet. 60gb of pure glory. You name it, I got it.
#167 to #138 - buttinspecter (12/12/2012) [-]
Only 10,343 files?
User avatar #217 to #138 - LePedobear (08/11/2013) [-]
lol @ you thinking 60GB is a lot of porn. nooooooooooob.
I have 300GB and thats nothing compared to whats out there
#188 to #138 - iamtheonlypro (12/12/2012) [-]
Lol, sound garden complete discography
User avatar #149 to #138 - tropius (12/12/2012) [-]
My computer's name is Glados too...
User avatar #41 - epicsauciness (12/11/2012) [-]
>Be underachiever me working at Best Buy
>Old lady comes in with her son's computer
>"Can you clean this for my son?"
>Look at history
>Foot fetish and child porn and gore
>dudewtf.jpeg
>Run disk cleanup
>delete history
>write a little note
>still can't sleep
User avatar #99 to #41 - dustyshane (12/11/2012) [-]
There was this entire thread on reddit once full of bestbuy workers that encountered people with CP on their laptops.

I don't know if I ever want to work there.

btw, you really should've called the Cops.
#73 to #41 - caplocker (12/11/2012) [-]
Child porn? you cleaned it up? Man, I'd have called the police.
User avatar #47 to #41 - alfjnn (12/11/2012) [-]
There's worse fetishes than foot fetishes, bro.
#44 - curtisbentley (12/11/2012) [-]
Noticed your history? I don't see a reason why a disk defrag and deleting temporary internet files would even bring up the History section.   
   
Nosy bastard, ain't a bro at all.
Noticed your history? I don't see a reason why a disk defrag and deleting temporary internet files would even bring up the History section.

Nosy bastard, ain't a bro at all.
#20 - Jackimole (12/11/2012) [-]
OP, just how dumb are you?
User avatar #30 to #20 - deathwilldie (12/11/2012) [-]
obviously he pays somebody else to clean his PC for him, so pretty dumb.
User avatar #154 to #2 - twillight (12/12/2012) [-]
search for "porn" on the computer and it will pop up
User avatar #32 to #2 - waaw (12/11/2012) [-]
NeverGonnaGiveYouUp.wmv
User avatar #37 to #2 - foxythekid (12/11/2012) [-]
and in that folder is a picture a panda and a woman crying
#1 - senortanto (12/11/2012) [-]
This image has expired
ctrl+shift+n
#86 to #1 - anon (12/11/2012) [-]
How did you get out of Pokémon Board? Go back senortanto! You're needed elsewhere!
User avatar #16 to #1 - crampers (12/11/2012) [-]
And to the people who hasn't figured out firefox yet "Ctrl+Shift+P"
#158 - CrackPipeWillie (12/12/2012) [-]
technicians face when he saw the history
User avatar #177 to #158 - executorchunk (12/12/2012) [-]
Okay I've seen that guys face a hundred times, what is it from??? I even have it in my pics folder but I can't remember what it's from. Like a tv show or something?
User avatar #214 to #177 - newmainman (12/14/2012) [-]
It's from the show garth marenghi's darkplace
User avatar #120 - awesomenessdefined (12/11/2012) [-]
If only that were the truth. No you see, when you took your computer to get cleaned the cleaner actually showed the history to your mother, but this was too traumatizing to you so you blocked the memory and created this new one. But that's not all, when you were there you found that your mother was having an affair with the computer repairman, and the image was so horrifying that you blocked that out as well. And not only that, you realized that your mother was actually your father wearing the skin of a dead woman. All these events and more led you to go insane, and every day they try and ease you into the truth. Every day they have a session with you, this was the tenth session. There are still 90 more to go, 90 more monsters in the closet, 90 more truths that you have to deal with.
#36 - hadzz (12/11/2012) [-]
>2012
>paying someone to run ccleaner & defragment

do you even compute?
User avatar #88 to #36 - huashuashuas (12/11/2012) [-]
maybe the guy was actually, literally, cleaning his computer? they accumulate a lot of dust, and(at least in Brazil) it's reccomended to clean them to reduce overheating, etc
#89 to #88 - hadzz (12/11/2012) [-]
Yes, because you notice someones search history when you're dusting someones computer.
User avatar #90 to #89 - huashuashuas (12/11/2012) [-]
me no remember how to brain
User avatar #108 to #36 - Fagela (12/11/2012) [-]
It was his mom who took it, she doesn't compute.
User avatar #226 to #36 - vocarius (07/01/2015) [-]
Lol troll face
User avatar #48 to #36 - semisane (12/11/2012) [-]
doesn't ccleaner include a defrag?
User avatar #57 to #48 - hadzz (12/11/2012) [-]
I don't think so, but Auslogics Disk Defrag is best in my opinion.
#10 - anonymoose ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
His browser when . . .
User avatar #49 to #10 - zakaizer (12/11/2012) [-]
Give me a minute, whats it called? (Like the specific name of it, or author please)
User avatar #12 to #10 - superunclesam (12/11/2012) [-]
I laughed pretty goddamn hard
I have to find that theme and change my friends chrome to it
User avatar #14 to #12 - anonymoose ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
I warn you, he'll drown in pussy.
User avatar #15 to #14 - superunclesam (12/11/2012) [-]
Actually he may have a severe freak out because he seriously hates mlp
so it's gonna be a hilarious day
#35 to #15 - fuzdohraa (12/11/2012) [-]
a brony friend of mine has changed so that his computer makes mlp sounds whenever he unpluggs a device... just a hint....
User avatar #53 to #35 - fgtometer (12/11/2012) [-]
I changed my friends unplug sound to a 1/2 hour long song that took 15 minutes to fade it. pwnt.exe
User avatar #22 - hookydoo (12/11/2012) [-]
a friend of mine used to dig though my files on my pc when I wasn't looking to find anything nefarious. after I noticed her doing this, I made a folder called "porn" and filled it with pictures of her. Her face was priceless.
User avatar #21 - ishalltroll (12/11/2012) [-]
>2012
>Not using Chrome incognito mode
>Lrn2pr0nz
#26 to #21 - bearpirate (12/11/2012) [-]
I like to save my porn so I can save stuff I like for later.
User avatar #25 to #21 - dildobarbarian (12/11/2012) [-]
> 1998
> not clearing history
> learn to windows 98
#151 - puredeliciousness (12/12/2012) [-]
hfw
hfw
#123 - malizlewaa (12/11/2012) [-]
**malizlewaa rolled a random image posted in comment #242 at Rattata **

What was on his computer
User avatar #184 to #123 - lieutenantderp (12/12/2012) [-]
a wild Ratata appears!
User avatar #168 to #123 - buttinspecter (12/12/2012) [-]
A wild Rattata appears.
#96 - hipsophobadon (12/11/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #115 - toasteroaster (12/11/2012) [-]
You... took your computer somewhere... to get it cleaned?
#119 to #115 - lolzordz (12/11/2012) [-]
thats what I was thinking too
#152 to #119 - venomthc (12/12/2012) [-]
I've cleaned my laptop by myself... it's 2nd week as it is drying.
User avatar #212 to #152 - toasteroaster (12/13/2012) [-]
You... got it wet??
#213 to #212 - venomthc (12/13/2012) [-]
That's what she said.
User avatar #31 - twatmissile (12/11/2012) [-]
Am i the only one here that has my own laptop that nobody else uses for any reason so I never ever have to worry about clearing my search history?
User avatar #43 to #31 - amateriandarknut (12/11/2012) [-]
I do too.
But I'm surprised so many people here don't.
#171 - crystalmethod (12/12/2012) [-]
Computer guy probably has the same history on his too
User avatar #209 to #171 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]
bevis and butthead do america ?
User avatar #8 - jinxbomb (12/11/2012) [-]
if my porn browser got found i think any normal person would have a anurism
User avatar #81 to #8 - ilovehitler (12/11/2012) [-]
Child gore?
Beastiality?
Rape?
All of the above?

Or something more...fun?
User avatar #83 to #81 - jinxbomb (12/11/2012) [-]
take away child gore and that's it
but all the rape is not rape but "rape"
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