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#1 - sepheroth
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(12/09/2012) [-]
Does Walmart still have greeters?
#12 to #1 - jgblax
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(12/10/2012) [-]
They better.
#3 to #1 - johnconnorone
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(12/09/2012) [-]
yes
yes
#4 to #3 - whatwhatinthechuck
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(12/09/2012) [-]
Not my store, and they also turned off the alarms.
#7 to #4 - elgringogordo **User deleted account**
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#14 to #4 - sepheroth
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(12/10/2012) [-]
No alarms?! Where is this store?!
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#2 - overlordss
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(12/09/2012) [-]
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#13 - idkijustdo
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(12/10/2012) [-]
"Welcome to Walmart. Get your **** and get out!"
#9 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account**
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(12/09/2012) [-]
Well this joke, I can honestly say, is older than the internet. The first time I heard this was 1993, whereas the modern internet was developed in 1996 or 1997.
#19 - zagnorathh
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(12/10/2012) [-]
hfw
hfw
#11 - cjseaman **User deleted account**
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#23 - elemenohpe
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(12/10/2012) [-]
>Work at CT (Canadian Tire)   
>Me and Co-worker putting out stock while grumpy old man comes up to us and asks where water coolers are   
>Take him down the aisle to show him the selection   
>'These aren't ******* water coolers!'   
>Co-worker age 25 says 'Yes these are water coolers'   
>'NO I WANT ONE THAT CAN STAND UP IN MY TRUCK!'   
>'Water coolers are meant for indoor recreational use'   
>'NO THEY ******* AREN'T YOU ******* MORON!'   
>'Yes they are.' Points at the word 'Water Cooler' on box   
>' YOU'RE ALL ******* USELESS! YOU DONT KNOW **** FROM ****! YOU'RE PROBABLY 28 YEARS OLD WORKING AT A RETAIL STORE! MAKE SOMETHING GOOD OF YOURSELF YOU ******* RETARD! GO TO SCHOOL, GET AN EDUCATION!'   
>Co-Worker gets serious face on him and yells 'DON'T YOU EVER ******* DISRESPECT ME, I SERVED 2 YEARS IN AFGHANISTAN AND I PUT MY LIFE OUT TO SAVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND I COME BACK AND SEE THIS KIND OF ****?! NO ******* THANKS, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND GET THE **** OUT OF MY STORE!'   
>Managers hear commotion and come over to hear what happened.   
>Man gets kicked out and banned from store and co-worker gets a week off to cool down.   
>MFW
>Work at CT (Canadian Tire)
>Me and Co-worker putting out stock while grumpy old man comes up to us and asks where water coolers are
>Take him down the aisle to show him the selection
>'These aren't ******* water coolers!'
>Co-worker age 25 says 'Yes these are water coolers'
>'NO I WANT ONE THAT CAN STAND UP IN MY TRUCK!'
>'Water coolers are meant for indoor recreational use'
>'NO THEY ******* AREN'T YOU ******* MORON!'
>'Yes they are.' Points at the word 'Water Cooler' on box
>' YOU'RE ALL ******* USELESS! YOU DONT KNOW **** FROM ****! YOU'RE PROBABLY 28 YEARS OLD WORKING AT A RETAIL STORE! MAKE SOMETHING GOOD OF YOURSELF YOU ******* RETARD! GO TO SCHOOL, GET AN EDUCATION!'
>Co-Worker gets serious face on him and yells 'DON'T YOU EVER ******* DISRESPECT ME, I SERVED 2 YEARS IN AFGHANISTAN AND I PUT MY LIFE OUT TO SAVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND I COME BACK AND SEE THIS KIND OF ****?! NO ******* THANKS, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND GET THE **** OUT OF MY STORE!'
>Managers hear commotion and come over to hear what happened.
>Man gets kicked out and banned from store and co-worker gets a week off to cool down.
>MFW
#21 - avastbluesky
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(12/10/2012) [-]
this is a damn old repost OP, what the ****?
#10 - derpderpurface
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(12/10/2012) [-]
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