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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - physicsdude
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(12/02/2012) [-]
"Mom didn't hear"
Son you just got trolled by your mom.
User avatar #77 to #1 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account**
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I don't get it.

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#3 - amandatoddd **User deleted account**
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User avatar #6 to #3 - bitchplzzz
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SHUT UP.
#7 to #6 - amandatoddd **User deleted account**
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User avatar #48 to #7 - tehbomb
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(12/02/2012) [-]
How the...the purple lines...
User avatar #108 to #48 - rainbowkirisame
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Click the show children button :P
User avatar #82 to #7 - muskabulldog
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I enjoy this .gif very much, but fail to be informed of it's origins. Does anyone have any input?
User avatar #53 to #7 - maxismahname
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this is ****** wierd, does funnyjunk completely remove comment if it is deleted? there are two purple lines and you're talking to yourslef. let me test it.
#111 to #53 - yourslef
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Don't talk to me
#112 to #111 - maxismahname
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#54 to #53 - amandatoddd **User deleted account**
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User avatar #55 to #54 - maxismahname
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oh i see. i've noticed children but i never knew they do that. i can't believe i didn't know that until today.
#56 to #55 - amandatoddd **User deleted account**
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User avatar #68 to #56 - Nickdowgg
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Ah okay, I haven't been on for about a day and a half. I hope it changes back.
User avatar #57 to #56 - maxismahname
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oh.
User avatar #9 to #6 - zombeezx
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #25 to #9 - smurgle
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #63 to #25 - linktheherooftime
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I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#83 to #63 - zachloweth
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By the Nine Divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been known to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovahkiin. You think you can come into my mind through this magic device and insult me? Think again, scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach, you Draugr. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the Thieves Guild, Dark Brotherhood, Mages College, and untold hordes of Daedric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of Oblivion. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to Oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're ******* dead, milk-drinker.
#78 to #63 - brianhanerjr
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Well there's something I haven't seen!
Well there's something I haven't seen!
#13 - uhhyeahfmebaby
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and thats how fights are started
#18 to #13 - Sanno
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#5 - hipsophobadon
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If you walk in halfway through the movie/show and start askin questions every minute we gonna have some issues.
If you walk in halfway through the movie/show and start askin questions every minute we gonna have some issues.
#10 to #5 - failulz
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#2 - Userjames
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#21 - dengekisushi
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What the darn-diddly-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang-diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If yonly you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily-flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
User avatar #33 to #21 - braedenclarkejanze
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I think this just won the internet
User avatar #76 to #21 - itsmewaffle
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Does anyone have the Skyrim version archived? If so please post it so I can have it for extremely appropriate moments.
#84 to #76 - zachloweth
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By the Nine Divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been known to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovahkiin. You think you can come into my mind through this magic device and insult me? Think again, scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach, you Draugr. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the Thieves Guild, Dark Brotherhood, Mages College, and untold hordes of Daedric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of Oblivion. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to Oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're ******* dead, milk-drinker.
#44 to #21 - pineappletime
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#85 to #21 - lamarisagoodname
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"IP address is being traced by God"
#51 to #21 - rotflwafflez
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#30 to #21 - secretdestroyers
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That was.....brilliant!
#26 - trilogical
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My Mama's fw i tell her to shut up
My Mama's fw i tell her to shut up
#58 - stopdropandtroll
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You should really put a comma in your title next time.
#38 - hunterdubb
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**** mom
****, mom

Commas, the difference between incest and anger.
#52 - allmightynig
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HFW
HFW