Ok Funnyjunk, so this man woke up in 2004 without any ID or clue as to who he was. He has been unable to get work because he doesn't have a social security number, because nobody has any idea who this man is. This is a link to a petition to give him a social security number. More information about him, as well as proof of his existance can be found at:
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I don't give a **** if you thumb this but at least sign it so this guy can live a decent life. For those of you out there who think im just whoring thumbs, if this gets frontpage or 1k+ thumbs (either or) I will delete this account. The name is a pain in the ass to type out anyways.
Have a soul.
Edit: Broken Link, here is another.