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User avatar #4 - magelick (11/25/2012) [-]
You've established your dominion over that class.

Next,

The rest of the school.
User avatar #80 to #4 - sortoathepenguin (11/25/2012) [-]
Then, HE WORLD.
User avatar #90 to #80 - novren (11/25/2012) [-]
No, then, ME WORLD.
#15 - tkuja (11/25/2012) [-]
2spooky
#24 to #15 - bitchplzzz (11/25/2012) [-]
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#98 to #24 - rmoran (11/25/2012) [-]
I never get to use this.
I never get to use this.
User avatar #82 to #68 - admiralen ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
thats the dragon stupid, not teh satan or baphomet
#89 - injerseyforever (11/25/2012) [-]
I was filling up a glass with ice water at work today.   
It was a little bit hot because it was just washed, and another server was standing next to me.   
After a couple seconds the glass split all the way down the middle in two due to the heat mixture (science 			****		).   
The other server looked at me and said "How the hell did that happen?"   
Quick thinking I put my hand out to the glass and put to fingers to the side of my head. Then I picked up the glass and said "Sorry I told myself I wouldn't practice that at work" then walked casually as 			****		 into the kitchen.   
She stood there stunned and kept giving me scared looks the rest of the day.   
>MFW  I walk away and my co-worker thinks I have Jedi Mind Powers
I was filling up a glass with ice water at work today.
It was a little bit hot because it was just washed, and another server was standing next to me.
After a couple seconds the glass split all the way down the middle in two due to the heat mixture (science **** ).
The other server looked at me and said "How the hell did that happen?"
Quick thinking I put my hand out to the glass and put to fingers to the side of my head. Then I picked up the glass and said "Sorry I told myself I wouldn't practice that at work" then walked casually as **** into the kitchen.
She stood there stunned and kept giving me scared looks the rest of the day.
>MFW I walk away and my co-worker thinks I have Jedi Mind Powers

User avatar #137 to #89 - goonmcnasty (11/26/2012) [-]
Worked a lot better than when that **** happened to me.

Took a glass out of the dishwasher, put drink in.

Went to pick it up and turn around, I lifted half the glass up and left the rest behind. The water stared at me for a second suspended in air as if to say "What the **** did you just do?"

Water everywhere, no cool quote, you win outright.
User avatar #1 - kanatana (11/25/2012) [-]
You must use your powers for good, Hellboy.
#69 - galkawhm (11/25/2012) [-]
Now you can have some fun with them.
#113 - SubjectThree (11/26/2012) [-]
Satan would never say sorry.
#77 - salmonofdoubt (11/25/2012) [-]
Oh how relevant
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#120 - jakeleefromtheuk (11/26/2012) [-]
YFW
YFW
User avatar #156 to #120 - headshotlol (11/26/2012) [-]
WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!
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#132 - tickleshits (11/26/2012) [-]
huehue
huehue
#42 - xxxdemongirl (11/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #66 to #42 - murumuru (11/25/2012) [-]
thats 3 spooky 5 me
#49 to #42 - doctorque (11/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #49 - xxxdemongirl (11/25/2012) [-]
dat gif timing
User avatar #118 to #57 - doctorque (11/26/2012) [-]
haha
#28 - phanact (11/25/2012) [-]
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#56 - englman ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #93 - elbooz (11/25/2012) [-]
i work at wendy's and i cum in your frosties
User avatar #96 to #93 - modernwish (11/25/2012) [-]
well.
#114 to #93 - derak (11/26/2012) [-]
Thanks, protein powder is expensive
#100 to #93 - pivotmasterdm (11/25/2012) [-]
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It's ok.
I know.
#99 to #93 - Digitalphear (11/25/2012) [-]
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That's ok, you're still making minimum wage.
#109 to #93 - auesis ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
That's why I bought them.
That's why I bought them.
#139 - creosote (11/26/2012) [-]
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#110 - zeruaargi (11/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #94 - agooodname (11/25/2012) [-]
whenever i read the word Satan i think it says Santa and i get confused
User avatar #13 - theaddviser (11/25/2012) [-]
start doing freaky **** at random times, make up a language that is spoken mostly with the throat and ends mostly with ck sounds, smile evilly whenever someone loudly religious has some sort of accident (big or small), and finally doodle random upside down crosses and Satan stars in your note books. (make sure that people see them, but be discreet about it.) you should have your own personnel cult in no time. and FunnyJunk feel free to add anything i left out.
User avatar #25 to #13 - bitchplzzz (11/25/2012) [-]
Also, name yourself Lucius and peek on the spanish woman who works in your house while she's ******* your uncle.
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User avatar #16 to #14 - theaddviser (11/25/2012) [-]
no no no dude (or dudet) its got to be a little mysterious or its just not taken seriously the baby thing would make it obvious he was acting, thats called over-acting.
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User avatar #27 to #17 - rokkarokkaali (11/25/2012) [-]
Try to convince them. If they don't fall for it. They wake up with a bunch of scratches on their stomach.
User avatar #18 to #17 - theaddviser (11/25/2012) [-]
yes someone gets it. thank you.
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User avatar #21 to #19 - theaddviser (11/25/2012) [-]
the baby thing might work after a few years of owning the cult. but you must have the cult chant in the language you have made. on camera, broadcasting to the internet.
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