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'Tis The Season To Be Pleasin'

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Submitted: 11/24/2012
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#16 to #14 - xuvious (11/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #14 - lepokerface (11/24/2012) [-]
Ploft :)
User avatar #47 to #14 - sinonyx (11/25/2012) [-]
screenshot of video
loads of thumbs
someone posts link to full video 3 comments below you
just 1 thumb


yay FJ logic!!
User avatar #98 - themanwithnoplan ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, when all through the hizzle
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle;
The stocking caps were worn by the homies with care,
In hopes that St. Nizzle soon would be there;
The bitches and hoes were up all snug in their beds,
While visions of bling sparkled on their heads;
And mamma with her swag, and me in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long ass nizzle,
When out on the stoop some bitch came around,
I sprang from my crib, to knock this fool down.
Awizzle to the window I flew like the Flash,
Tore open this ******** and threw out the trash.
The moon had her fine titties glistening on the snow
Damn son, now I gotta clean this up too yo,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appizzle,
But a tinyass sleigh, and eight tinyass reindizzles,
With a little old pimp, so lively and quick,
Woah wait, hold up one moment, is that St. Nick?!
Faster than shots in a bar his homies they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Yo, Dasher! Hey, Dancer! Damn, Prancer and Vixen!
Yo, come on, Comet, Cupid , Donder and Blitzen!
To the windows! to the walls! Now run bitches! Run bitches! Goddamn y’all!”
But I heard him shout, fore he flew outta sizzle,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-nizzle."
#134 to #98 - tritonsbane (11/25/2012) [-]
Where is this from?
User avatar #151 to #137 - tritonsbane (11/25/2012) [-]
You clever bastard.
#116 to #98 - lonelyboy (11/25/2012) [-]
the most appropriate use of this reaction pic i've ever had a chance at.
#52 to #32 - crafty (11/25/2012) [-]
MFW i think this is preapple saturn
User avatar #77 to #52 - chnkrs (11/25/2012) [-]
this is the best comment ever.
User avatar #49 to #30 - ahj (11/25/2012) [-]
that picture is ******* terrifying
User avatar #112 - wewilldinealone (11/25/2012) [-]
Twas the night before Kwanzaa,
and ****** were drinkin'
Santa Claus walked in
They said,
"Bitch, what you thinkin'?"

One of them had a gun,
the other one had a knife,
but Santa Cluas was not going down without a fight

He pulled some presents from out of his bag
He kicked them in the nuts,
and called them all fags
But they didn't like that,
they thought it was gay,
for Santa's boner grew five times that day!
User avatar #114 to #112 - wewilldinealone (11/25/2012) [-]
They ran all his **** ,
from his cash,
to his rocks
Santa pleaded with them,
"This black on black crime must stop!"

And just in that moment,
in walked Little Suzie
Little Suzie walked in with a sub-machine Uzi
Everyone hit the deck,
'cause those bullets was sprayin'
but Santa couldn't grasp what the black guy was sayin'!

And on that little night, Little Suzie got famous,
she shot Santa in his cock,
and it still hurt his anus
User avatar #115 to #114 - wewilldinealone (11/25/2012) [-]
Santa pulled out his miss'le TOW,
and started to blast
no man left that night,
without a cap in his ass!

And they heard Santa shout,
as he skipped up the chimmney
"Merry Christmas, bitch ****** ! Ya'll shoulda got ****** wit me!"

**** 25 breaker for comments.
#123 to #115 - eyeofseven (11/25/2012) [-]
I love Rucka. Rucka's Nucka's forever, dude.
User avatar #125 to #123 - wewilldinealone (11/25/2012) [-]
I was listening to A Very Rucka Christmas when I came upon this content
#65 - johndapro (11/25/2012) [-]
Santa Claus is cumming tonight~
#70 to #65 - allgoodinthehood (11/25/2012) [-]
If you wake up on Christmas morning with a weird taste in your mouth, don't worry-
Santa only cums once a year.
User avatar #72 to #70 - johndapro (11/25/2012) [-]
hahahah, that made me laugh so much i cried. I think it is time for bed.
User avatar #89 to #70 - MysticTomatoe (11/25/2012) [-]
so that's why it snows. It really is all the cum Santa's been holding all year long
User avatar #20 - roflstorm (11/24/2012) [-]
You better watch out, You better not cry
You better not pout, Im going in dry
Santa clause is cumming tonight
He's making a fist, He'll lube it up nice
Hes gonna **** up who calls it "rice"
Santa clause is cumming tonight
User avatar #21 to #20 - roflstorm (11/24/2012) [-]
He sees you when youre sleeping
He knows when your awake
He knows whos been bad or good to be good for your anus' sake
O! You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I'm going in dry
Santa clause is cumming tonight
User avatar #100 - TheSchwartz (11/25/2012) [-]
Talk about a white Christmas.
#41 - danytheop (11/25/2012) [-]
Dry you say?
Dry you say?
User avatar #2 - Zaxplab (11/24/2012) [-]
Santa Clause is cumming, to town
#13 to #2 - ragingcacti (11/24/2012) [-]
**** , IM LATE!


I just wanted to use this picture
#135 - sepheroth (11/25/2012) [-]
But my coal comes from there!
#12 - antistar (11/24/2012) [-]
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#104 - JuiceBoxKID (11/25/2012) [-]
Tis the season to be bleedin'.
#82 - suckle ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
relevant
#55 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (11/25/2012) [-]
OP is my kind of man
User avatar #6 - hasutor (11/24/2012) [-]
Santa Clause is going to town
User avatar #7 to #6 - teefa (11/24/2012) [-]
cumming*
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