chistmas
By: bulletchin
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#14
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yentabear (11/21/2012) [-] Okay, this is gonna blow your mind.
1. Limited Edition Skyrim Dragon Dildos. $50.
2. Battletoads.
3. Spaghetti. Lots of it. $250 worth.
1. Limited Edition Skyrim Dragon Dildos. $50.
2. Battletoads.
3. Spaghetti. Lots of it. $250 worth.
#12
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frickenidiots (11/21/2012) [-] do you honestly think anyone could give you a real answer? but you should get a manatee
#16
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bleachedpheather ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-] dear santa or guy known for his beard. this letter is from ____ with christmasy cheer. most people would start by asking for stuff, but not me i have more then enough. no this year i have just one simple request. i know you're just santa but give it your best. as season go by we grow greater complaints of seeing icons of jesus and statues of saints. for once i'd like to enjoy christmas once true with out liberal smucks burning pictures of you. some people dont like christmas and i cant really see why, we get to eat turkey get presents and pie. peta may not like the turkey of course, but gifts for the masses, how is that wrong? folks who hate christmas preach "tolerance for all" but intolerate christmas when its right at their door. they bitch and complain about "christmas in town" while menorahs and kwanza are on the school grounds. its a known double standard both simple and true. so i've devised a solution made specially for you. i know you give coal to those who are naughty but may i sugest something more sporting? i would lace candy with minty fresh poison and give them to morons so they can enjoy them what better way to put these bitches to rest, then kill them with candies, OF DEATH!! so forget all the toys and stuff on my wishlist, i just wanna have an enjoyable christmas. though if you find room on your sleigh for a treat, nerf guns are cool, and cash is real neat. well thats all from me and i'll see you real soon. and dont forget to bring candy i have morons here too!
...why do all my letters to santa rhyme? DAMN IT
...why do all my letters to santa rhyme? DAMN IT
#13
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anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
1. a pixxa from dominos
2. a pizza from pizza hut
3. a pizza from any other places
4. pizza from etc...
5. a gladiator pit under trapdoor outside the front door of your house
when they all arrive, after reciept and payment of the pizza, drop the delivery boy through the trapdoor. when they are all present, inform them only one will be let out, the one who is left alive, and the winner may loot the corpses of all the other delivery boys
enjoy your xmas present
2. a pizza from pizza hut
3. a pizza from any other places
4. pizza from etc...
5. a gladiator pit under trapdoor outside the front door of your house
when they all arrive, after reciept and payment of the pizza, drop the delivery boy through the trapdoor. when they are all present, inform them only one will be let out, the one who is left alive, and the winner may loot the corpses of all the other delivery boys
enjoy your xmas present
#7
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anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
all 7 dragonballs
one piece (the treasure)
46 oz. pot
a giant chocolate statue of yourself filled with dead babies
a bunch of stones (tell her you want to throw them at jews, blacks and fags)
a small girl from the kindergarten
one piece (the treasure)
46 oz. pot
a giant chocolate statue of yourself filled with dead babies
a bunch of stones (tell her you want to throw them at jews, blacks and fags)
a small girl from the kindergarten
