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Submitted: 11/21/2012
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#5 - greatbear (11/21/2012) [-]
>Lube
>A condom
>A cucumber
>80's short shorts
>Nesquik.
>Sweets
#6 - toastableduckling (11/21/2012) [-]
Donuts
Glue
Donut holes
User avatar #1 - kamuytripp (11/21/2012) [-]
A set of balls
User avatar #4 - heywardsheros (11/21/2012) [-]
incest porn, mother/son preferably
User avatar #14 - yentabear (11/21/2012) [-]
Okay, this is gonna blow your mind.
1. Limited Edition Skyrim Dragon Dildos. $50.
2. Battletoads.
3. Spaghetti. Lots of it. $250 worth.
#12 - frickenidiots (11/21/2012) [-]
do you honestly think anyone could give you a real answer? but you should get a manatee
User avatar #11 - zeniix (11/21/2012) [-]
toilet brush
bottled water
12 eggs
a 3 legged stool
User avatar #8 - overworld (11/21/2012) [-]
dragon dildos
User avatar #17 - futachiblue (11/22/2012) [-]
1. A blowjob
User avatar #16 - bleachedpheather (11/22/2012) [-]
dear santa or guy known for his beard. this letter is from ____ with christmasy cheer. most people would start by asking for stuff, but not me i have more then enough. no this year i have just one simple request. i know you're just santa but give it your best. as season go by we grow greater complaints of seeing icons of jesus and statues of saints. for once i'd like to enjoy christmas once true with out liberal smucks burning pictures of you. some people dont like christmas and i cant really see why, we get to eat turkey get presents and pie. peta may not like the turkey of course, but gifts for the masses, how is that wrong? folks who hate christmas preach "tolerance for all" but intolerate christmas when its right at their door. they bitch and complain about "christmas in town" while menorahs and kwanza are on the school grounds. its a known double standard both simple and true. so i've devised a solution made specially for you. i know you give coal to those who are naughty but may i sugest something more sporting? i would lace candy with minty fresh poison and give them to morons so they can enjoy them what better way to put these bitches to rest, then kill them with candies, OF DEATH!! so forget all the toys and stuff on my wishlist, i just wanna have an enjoyable christmas. though if you find room on your sleigh for a treat, nerf guns are cool, and cash is real neat. well thats all from me and i'll see you real soon. and dont forget to bring candy i have morons here too!

...why do all my letters to santa rhyme? DAMN IT
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#13 - anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
1. a pixxa from dominos
2. a pizza from pizza hut
3. a pizza from any other places
4. pizza from etc...
5. a gladiator pit under trapdoor outside the front door of your house

when they all arrive, after reciept and payment of the pizza, drop the delivery boy through the trapdoor. when they are all present, inform them only one will be let out, the one who is left alive, and the winner may loot the corpses of all the other delivery boys

enjoy your xmas present
#7 - anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
all 7 dragonballs
one piece (the treasure)
46 oz. pot
a giant chocolate statue of yourself filled with dead babies
a bunch of stones (tell her you want to throw them at jews, blacks and fags)
a small girl from the kindergarten
User avatar #3 - kirkbot (11/21/2012) [-]
>chistmas
dragon dildo, obviously
amputee porn
Buck Angel DVD
the infamous Lyra plushie
Twinkies
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