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Submitted: 11/18/2012
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#226 - negitivzero (11/19/2012) [-]
everyone on funnyjunk
#57 - vaulttec ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
I win
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#60 to #57 - fivebecomesfour **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #64 to #60 - vaulttec ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
no
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#69 to #64 - fivebecomesfour **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #70 to #69 - vaulttec ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
no fuk u
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#73 to #70 - fivebecomesfour **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #63 to #57 - ragingbrony ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
No ya don;t
User avatar #76 to #57 - toasterattack (11/18/2012) [-]
DMANIT MY COMPUTER LAGGED LIKE A BIG ****
man you already got a lot of ****
#163 to #57 - John Cena (11/19/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 5,324,927**
User avatar #292 to #57 - smlsbrgnbrgn (10/14/2013) [-]
get back to the board
User avatar #65 to #57 - tosado (11/18/2012) [-]
Stop talking to nayytay
User avatar #66 to #65 - vaulttec ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
no fuk u
User avatar #71 to #66 - tosado (11/18/2012) [-]
When and where?
User avatar #75 to #71 - vaulttec ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
here and now
#122 - masterchiefawesome (11/18/2012) [-]
2 MILLION!!!!
2 MILLION!!!!
#151 to #122 - betesta (11/19/2012) [-]
2.6 MILLION!!!!
User avatar #165 to #151 - Mrdannyman (11/19/2012) [-]
3 MILLION
#199 to #165 - John Cena (11/19/2012) [-]
3.4 MILLION
User avatar #230 to #220 - thatawesomesexyguy (11/19/2012) [-]
triangle
#184 - tehaj (11/19/2012) [-]
>>>See this
>>>Go look at newest uploads
>>>Find repost
>>>Thumb down
>>>Hold down f5 for a few minutes
>>>hfw he sees that his post got a thousand views and has -1 thumbs
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#186 to #184 - ponyerror **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#248 to #186 - thegrandwazoo (11/19/2012) [-]
OP thumbed down on his own content.
#178 - mrbarks (11/19/2012) [-]
kim jongs gonna think he has so much traffic
User avatar #255 - rodiganschmidt (11/19/2012) [-]
goddamit. I was doing the steps as i read them. anyone want to buy a dead kid?
User avatar #150 - seventh (11/19/2012) [-]
I acted before reading all the steps.

RIP baby.
#117 - imtwitch (11/18/2012) [-]
50,000 a minute
#116 - tehcypher (11/18/2012) [-]
mfw views
mfw views
#162 to #116 - zeroseventhreetwo (11/19/2012) [-]
They're equally as useful as thumbs!
They're equally as useful as thumbs!
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#88 - WhattheNorris (11/18/2012) [-]
People will look upon this content thinking, "Whoa! Most views ever? This is going to be glorious and probably ruin the rest of the internet for me 5ever until I spiral into a depression so deep I become an hero!"   
   
   
Nope.
People will look upon this content thinking, "Whoa! Most views ever? This is going to be glorious and probably ruin the rest of the internet for me 5ever until I spiral into a depression so deep I become an hero!"


Nope.
User avatar #197 to #88 - SnugglyWuggly (11/19/2012) [-]
I thought "An hero" was a verb?
User avatar #205 to #197 - WhattheNorris (11/19/2012) [-]
I guess you're right, but then again the whole meme if I may call it that is grammatically incorrect as is.
User avatar #85 - howthee (11/18/2012) [-]
I pressed F5 once and moved on
dont hate me
User avatar #129 - tbrendan (11/18/2012) [-]
i killed the child now what?
User avatar #131 to #129 - swaggerwagon (11/18/2012) [-]
you know, it seems that normal after the time i've spent on the internet that i just ignored that step until you commented on the fact that i was just told to kill a child.
User avatar #132 to #131 - tbrendan (11/18/2012) [-]
Please help though he's getting blood all over my house.s
User avatar #133 to #132 - swaggerwagon (11/18/2012) [-]
i dunno how to help man, uhh, store in a turned on blender i guess?
#135 to #133 - tbrendan (11/18/2012) [-]
Its making a bigger mess!
User avatar #141 to #135 - peacetoad (11/18/2012) [-]
it's okay, im a professional

1: find another baby
2: kill it
3: use it to soak up the blood
4: don't forget to recycle, babies can be composted
User avatar #144 to #141 - tbrendan (11/18/2012) [-]
good idea.
User avatar #143 to #135 - swaggerwagon (11/18/2012) [-]
okay, that guy below me, not a professional. I've seen his card. now just drink the blood along with everything in the blender.
User avatar #146 to #143 - peacetoad (11/18/2012) [-]
How dare you! I happen to be the world's best baby tamer. I tamed babies before you were born! back in 'nam my babies were used to clear mines and goddamit they went for it.

So before you question my skills, go and try tame babies.
#152 to #146 - swaggerwagon (11/19/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in being a mid wife, and I’ve been involved in numerous births, and I have over 300 confirmed babies. I am trained in gorilla nursing and I’m the top mid wife in the entire US medical system. You are nothing to me but just another pretender to the throne. I will wipe your ass with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mid wives across the USA and your child is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your parenthood. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can boop your nose you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my index finger. Not only am I extensively trained in nappy changing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States medical system and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. It's ******* nap time, kiddo.
User avatar #113 - jollisss (11/18/2012) [-]
Worst view to thumb ratio... ever.
#28 - flesheater (11/18/2012) [-]
why the **** not
#279 - mcbee (11/19/2012) [-]
kim jong's secret tactic to rack up some page views
kim jong's secret tactic to rack up some page views
User avatar #282 to #279 - msrdotwozero (11/19/2012) [-]
BANHAMMER ALERT
User avatar #237 - tisjunkisdamnfunny ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
i dont know about this f5 bul **** but take a thumb
#240 to #237 - John Cena (11/19/2012) [-]
f5 just refreshes the page, ending up giving another view.
#128 - deathrinderalta (11/18/2012) [-]
Jesus christ   
   
if there was a ranking for number of views i think you just topped it
Jesus christ

if there was a ranking for number of views i think you just topped it
#123 - John Cena (11/18/2012) [-]
you sir... you win the internet
User avatar #223 - mitchellking (11/19/2012) [-]
Oh god... i was following this step by step...
User avatar #270 to #223 - shinymew (11/19/2012) [-]
What are you going to do with the body?
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