Im bored so lets make this the most viewed content ever.
1. Go get some tape
2. Take some tape out and put it on your keyboard so it holds down the f5 key.
3. Keep it there for 5 minutes making sure you are on this post.
4. Look at views
5. Kill a child
6. Forget the last step.
7. Be amazed at how happy I am over random views.
8. Just stop reading this and put some freaking tape down.