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Submitted: 11/18/2012
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User avatar #15 - ayykuma (11/18/2012) [+] (26 replies)
>be in London on a bridge
>joke about jumping off
>put foot on railing
>elderly man rushes over
>puts hand on shoulder
>ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SAX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
>he starts to laugh maniacally
>Big Ben rings out
>OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
>a man leaps out of the sewer
>6 FECKING BONG?
>people start pouring out in the street
>YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG-
>store clerks and chimney sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
>we try to get away, the filth is choking me
>SIX A-BONG, SIX A-BONG, OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX-A-BONG!
>the lyrics drown everything out, can’t avoid the dancers
>BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
>OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG!
>fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point
#21 - swimmingprodigy (11/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>being on the bridge next to Parliament in London with friends
>be joking that you're jumping off
>put a foot on the railing
>elderly Russian man rushes towards me and puts his hand on me
>pushes
User avatar #30 - WhattheNorris (11/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>being on the bridge next to Parliament in London
>see kid being laughed at by group surrounding him
>kids steps on rail, as if to jump
>run to him, try to hold him back
>"no my friend, don't do it!"
>kid tell me it was a joke
>fuck me, right?
#12 - Thenewguygunther (11/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be in London on a bridge
>joke about jumping off
>put foot on railing
>elderly man rushes over
>puts hand on shoulder
>pushes
>i fall over the side
#3 - maskedhippo (11/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
mfw ruse
User avatar #62 - peacelovempathy (11/18/2012) [-]
>be in London on a bridge
>joke about jumping off
>put foot on railing
>elderly man rushes over
>puts hand on shoulder
>'John is kill'
>'no'
+42
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#107 - oniguru (11/19/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>Be right out of high school
>not many friends
>go to beach with cute girl 7/10
>still the best I could do
>I'm pretty weak not to bright
>not the "ladies man"
>but she tells me I'm funny
>spend whole day making jokes with her
>people start to notice
>soon people think I'm hilarious
>make tons of friends and start to get along with everybody
>everything went better than expected
>girl starts crushing on me
>fuck yea
>go into funny overdrive
>people continue to love me
>but soon they get tired of me
>my jokes get annoying and repetitive
>girl tells me I'm a loser
>starting to feel real shitt
>thought that everybody liked me but I blew it
>now she won't even spare me a passing glance
>all because I ripped my pants
#27 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (11/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Why do I always get a feel when Russian people are involved?
Why do I always get a feel when Russian people are involved?
User avatar #28 - crazyhindu (11/18/2012) [-]
i thought it was going to end with London bridge falling down, severely disappointed op
#75 - partnerintroll ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
>At London Bridge with girlfriend   
>Jokingly, place foot on railing   
>wedon'tdothathalfwayshit.png   
>Both feet on railing, standing.   
>Old Russian guy rushes up to me   
NODON'TDOIT.mp3   
>Pushes me off   
>I DO IT FOR YOU   
wellfuck.jpeg   
>Do a barrel roll and a fucking back flip, facing bridge now   
>Looks like its slipping away under my feet   
>London Bridge is falling down   
>Falling Down   
>Falling Down   
>London Bridge is Falling Down   
>My fair lady   
mfw
>At London Bridge with girlfriend
>Jokingly, place foot on railing
>wedon'tdothathalfwayshit.png
>Both feet on railing, standing.
>Old Russian guy rushes up to me
NODON'TDOIT.mp3
>Pushes me off
>I DO IT FOR YOU
wellfuck.jpeg
>Do a barrel roll and a fucking back flip, facing bridge now
>Looks like its slipping away under my feet
>London Bridge is falling down
>Falling Down
>Falling Down
>London Bridge is Falling Down
>My fair lady
mfw
User avatar #132 - bopeepsyo (11/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>being on the bridge next to Parliament in London with friends
>be joking that you're jumping off
>put a foot on the railing
>elderly Russian man rushes towards me and puts his hand on me
>"in soviet russia, bridge jumps off of you."
>dead serious
>walks away
>wat.jpg
User avatar #125 - BowChickaBowWow ONLINE (11/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I was getting pictures of the golden gate bridge, and apparently looked like I was going to jump, because some random bystander tackled me to the ground. He said he was "Bridge Patrol" or something. All I know is that the asshole didn't even give me $5 to replace my camera.
#127 to #125 - kidsquicker (11/19/2012) [-]
I now have the sudden urge to spend my days tackling people on a bridge and telling them I'm the Bridge Patrol.
#8 - Daeiros (11/18/2012) [-]
+22
#59 - roadkillamanjaro **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #37 - fizzythunder (11/18/2012) [-]
I expected that he was going to push
User avatar #9 - mitchellking (11/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Anyone would've ran over and told you not to do it... you're not special.
#6 - anonymous (11/18/2012) [-]
Why would you pretend to do that? You're a dick.
User avatar #120 - herecomesjohnny (11/19/2012) [-]
>being on the bridge next to Parliament in London with friends
>be joking that you're jumping off
>put a foot on the railing
>elderly Russian man rushes towards me
>"do a flip!"
User avatar #118 - Dwarf (11/19/2012) [-]
>being on the bridge next to Parliament in London with friends
>be joking that you're jumping off
>put a foot on the railing
>elderly Russian man rushes towards me and puts his hand on me
>"no my friend, let me help you!"
>dead serious
>pushed me off
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