I'm going to try to do a "greentext"-like story on here. Know I will get thumbed down, happened to me today.
>being on the bridge next to Parliament in London with friends
>be joking that you're jumping off
>put a foot on the railing
>elderly Russian man rushes towards me and puts his hand on me
>"no my friend, don't do it!"
>have to explain that it was a simply a clever ruse
>walks away halfway in shock
>faith in humanity restored 9000 percent