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#484 - roliga
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(11/06/2012) [-]
November 6th, 2012. Millions of Americans wait anxiously as the votes are counted and it is time for the president to be announced. The votes have been counted and the winner is... Mitt Romney. He walks up to the microphone, with a smile on his face and says, “Hello everybody. I have something to tell you.” He begins to tug at his neck and takes off a mask. Underneath is Gordan Freeman. He smiles and waves to the crowd as the roof opens. In flies Gaben, carrying a large burlap sack. Gaben then says, “Hope it was worth the wait.” Gabe opens the sack and Half Life 3 is instantly installed on every computer in America, the game is so amazing it cures every disease known to mankind and the environment is saved. There is social justice for all. Gordon and Gabe sit and enjoy the sunset as the world enters a golden age. Gabe smiles at Gordon and says, “It was worth the wait.”

If Obama wins all you get is a new Call of Duty...
#530 to #484 - lazyvoltage
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(11/06/2012) [-]
I don't live in America...
#517 to #484 - mrsteamer
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(11/06/2012) [-]
That was....amazing.
That was....amazing.
#507 to #484 - symphonyofspecters
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(11/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #498 to #484 - ninjabeaver
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(11/06/2012) [-]
>Me 19 years old
>Undecided at the moment
>Read this random comment
>Instantly convinced to vote for Romney

You should start making political campaign ads. **** was way too convincing.
#490 to #484 - cptdisneyland
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Well ****, Romney better win, I'd rather have HL3 then CoD:BO2
#487 to #484 - bowties [OP]
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(11/06/2012) [-]
you better make ******* campaign ads, that was ******* beautiful
you better make ******* campaign ads, that was ******* beautiful