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    I just had a black guy come to my house trick-or-treating wearing a rasta hat, a red green and yellow colored tunic, and he was barefoot. When i asked him what he was he proceeded to say "I is a true ****** Jesus, *****." So I gave him some candy. Then he told me that, "***** Jesus will help all who are in need." After saying that he ran across the street where there was a little girl in a princess outfit. He said a few things to the mother and then proceeded to empty out his bag of candy into hers. Once he finished he started to run away. Then he yelled "***** Jesus need to go help out otha little ****** out there." Then he sprinted off into the night.
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    Did that really happen!? haha!
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    3 Blacks trick-or-treated my house. They were in normal clothes and didn't even have candy buckets. I gave them a handful of candy cause i still had a ******** of ****** candy left. I returned to my mom and step dad and told them what happened. Step dad said they're costume was being a ******. Newfound respect for him.
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