Nigga Jesus

I just had a black guy come to my house trick-or-treating wearing a rasta hat, a red green and yellow colored tunic, and he was barefoot. When i asked him what he was he proceeded to say "I is a true ****** Jesus, *****." So I gave him some candy. Then he told me that, "***** Jesus will help all who are in need." After saying that he ran across the street where there was a little girl in a princess outfit. He said a few things to the mother and then proceeded to empty out his bag of candy into hers. Once he finished he started to run away. Then he yelled "***** Jesus need to go help out otha little ****** out there." Then he sprinted off into the night.