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#4 - mattdoggy (10/30/2012) [-]
I know this feel   
>be at school   
>it's lunch and i decide to get something to drink   
>black people always make a shield around the machine   
>"excuse me.... Excuse Me.....EXCUSE ME"   
>"wutchu wunt craku! Machyn dun be broked ne wayz"   
>"i don't care i'm gonna try it, please move for me"   
>"wuteva wite redneck boy. Goodoll missa R.E.Lee gunna wase his dollaz"   
>i put in my dollar   
>the machine howls like an angry crocodile in heat    
>everyone turns to see   
>it starts spitting out drinks like there was an unending source   
>every bottle of every type of drink spills onto the ground   
>apparently after they restocked it they didn't finish locking it up   
>my dollar was the dollar that pierced the machine   
>known for the rest of the day as "Good ole Cracka Lee"   
>they all forgot about it tomorrow and i apparently got in trouble for "hacking the machine"
I know this feel
>be at school
>it's lunch and i decide to get something to drink
>black people always make a shield around the machine
>"excuse me.... Excuse Me.....EXCUSE ME"
>"wutchu wunt craku! Machyn dun be broked ne wayz"
>"i don't care i'm gonna try it, please move for me"
>"wuteva wite redneck boy. Goodoll missa R.E.Lee gunna wase his dollaz"
>i put in my dollar
>the machine howls like an angry crocodile in heat
>everyone turns to see
>it starts spitting out drinks like there was an unending source
>every bottle of every type of drink spills onto the ground
>apparently after they restocked it they didn't finish locking it up
>my dollar was the dollar that pierced the machine
>known for the rest of the day as "Good ole Cracka Lee"
>they all forgot about it tomorrow and i apparently got in trouble for "hacking the machine"
User avatar #9 to #4 - wafflekings (10/30/2012) [-]
>the machine howls like an angry crocodile in heat

I just want you to know that this one single line has made me lose all respect for myself. this line has made me result in waking my entire family, a broken box fan, a severe asthma attack, a severe muscle pulled in my left rib area, and a half of gallon of spilled raspberry tea. thank you for making my entire year with this, i want to give you a hug... God I love you.
User avatar #7 - kitty kat (10/30/2012) [-]
I swear at first I read that as: get some cocks from the vending machine
#8 to #7 - niburu (10/30/2012) [-]
that is EXACTLY what i thought too   
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that is EXACTLY what i thought too
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User avatar #1 - sniperfusion (10/29/2012) [-]
and then the alarm goes off
#13 - pepemex ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #2 - fourtwentt (10/29/2012) [-]
>It's last winter.
>It's last winter.
>It's last winter.

what were you on the run for breaking the machine?
User avatar #3 to #2 - BossTamsy (10/29/2012) [-]
Nah, I was just too lazy to make a post about it until now.
User avatar #14 - madjackwack (10/30/2012) [-]
so you got a couple free cokes from a vending machine.

epic shenanigans on FJ as usual.
User avatar #15 to #14 - dirigiblequixote (10/30/2012) [-]
It's the principle of the matter.
User avatar #16 to #15 - madjackwack (10/30/2012) [-]
i know, but it''s not a very interesting or more importantly, funny one.
User avatar #25 to #16 - mrfartypants (10/30/2012) [-]
he is a hero to me
#27 - chopliver (08/30/2013) [-]
I wish to acquire such fortunes myself
I wish to acquire such fortunes myself
#26 - zanshin (11/04/2012) [-]
I see you're a gangster..
#12 - memescomefromb (10/30/2012) [-]
You just got me in a mood for pizza and a movie. It sounds delicious right now
You just got me in a mood for pizza and a movie. It sounds delicious right now
User avatar #17 to #12 - mrbator (10/30/2012) [-]
May i recommend a movie my good sir?
User avatar #18 to #17 - memescomefromb (10/30/2012) [-]
I'm not a sir..
None the less, yeah, whatchya got?
User avatar #19 to #18 - mrbator (10/30/2012) [-]
V for Vendetta, south park bigger longer uncut, shawshank redemption, any avengers movie and Ultramarines a warhammer 40,000 moviel.
User avatar #20 to #19 - memescomefromb (10/30/2012) [-]
I've watched southpark! And part of shawshank, and a few avengers here and there. Anything else?
User avatar #21 to #20 - mrbator (10/30/2012) [-]
not sure
#22 to #21 - memescomefromb (10/30/2012) [-]
Well thanks! And I'll recommend a pizza for you. Any local shops supreme pizza, with cheese sticks, and your choice of ranch, or garlic butter dipping sauce
#23 to #22 - mrbator (10/30/2012) [-]
that pizza
that pizza
#24 to #23 - memescomefromb (10/30/2012) [-]
And don't forget! Anywho, enjoy!
User avatar #10 - kamehamehanurd (10/30/2012) [-]
I call ******** .
#5 - secretlywheatbread (10/30/2012) [-]
This happened to me earlier this year.
I went to get some of those ******* BUM Grandma cookies.
And the machine was all like " **** YOU"
And no one could open it and I was all sad n **** .
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