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1957 VS 2012 SCHOOL

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User avatar #23 - blacktay (10/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Tommy gives a high five to his friend Marcus before starting the class.

1957 - They continue working on their homework. Tommy gets a 10 on his exams and becomes an engineer at age 14. Then he proceeds to work with his friend to find a way to create a time machine to go to the future and acquire a cure for cancer and AIDS and AIDS cancer. Then they come back to 1957 and become rich. Tommy becomes president of the USA and solves global warming, world hunger and other ***** .

2012 - Tommy and Marcus get expelled for wrong behaviour. Then, the police, FBI, CIA, SWATs, the army and the Interpol kill Marcus for being suspicious of giving a hige five to Tommy, and is considered a potential terrorist act or a signal to do it. Tommy is then arrested and condemned to 25 years of prison for cooperation with a terrorist. Tommy proceeds to build enough atomic bombs to kill everybody in the world, and then the aliens invade the Earth and EVERYBODY DIED.

That's how is this compilation.
#51 - crankyddonkey (10/29/2012) [+] (17 replies)
Scenario: Jim buys school lunch
1957: only costs a nickel, and has a good filling meal

2012: costs $2.10 gets a Holocaust ration
User avatar #31 - mikeliterous (10/28/2012) [-]
OP is gay
1957- dad beats him and sends him to church where the pastor brainwashes him to think he is evil and spends the rest of his life depressed and self loathing,
User avatar #25 - jcllcj (10/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Rosa, a black woman, gets on the bus so she can go to work. She decides to sit in the front seat

1955: Rosa is hazed by white passengers and thrown off the bus for sitting in the whites only section

2012: She sits down waiting for her stop to get off so she can enjoy another day at work

Am I doing it right?
User avatar #177 - robopuppy (10/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Scenario: After much thought Billy realizes that the isn't attracted to girls and decides to tell his generally accepting parents that he is gay.

2012: His parents are a bit shaken but eventually come to accept that their son is gay

1957: Billy is labeled as a pedophile by many and can never live as himself without people thinking of him as scum

107: Billy is stoned to death as an example of what sinful lust the devil can lure us into.
User avatar #254 - corundum (10/29/2012) [-]
Scenario: Timmy doesn't feel like brushing his teeth.

1957: He doesn't brush his teeth for a year and when he goes to the dentist he finds out he has four cavities. He learns his lesson.

2012: He remembers from health class that that can get him gum disease. He brushes his teeth a little too vigorously and the head snaps off in his throat. It ends up collapsing his lung. He's rushed to the ER and they cut open his lung to remove the foreign object, only to find they cut open the wrong lung. Timmy dies.

I'm so disappointed in society, guise.
#182 - jakatackka (10/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Scenario: Johnny is black.

2012: Nobody really cares.

1957: He is lynched in public and his house is firebombed.
#4 - twitchypoo (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
too long....BUT I READ IT
#283 - satansfourskin (10/29/2012) [-]
"1957 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with. Passes exams, becomes a solicitor."
MFW you know their occupation because one day he took an aspirin at school
User avatar #234 - MegaAwesomeSauce (10/29/2012) [-]
1957- Everyone greatful for living in a civilised country with essentially infinite food and water
2012- Pissed off teenagers on the internet complaining about how much life sucks
User avatar #87 - timaniac (10/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Holy **** , how ignorant are people? You have nothing but opinions to back this **** up. Kids who get beat are more likely to grow up with mental issues. There have always been dumb kids, and parents have always been giving their kids medical treatments they don't need. (It used to be removing tonsils, now it's ADHD medication.) In fact, people are on average smarter than before. There has never been a generation dumber than the one before. You just never lived through the 50s to see that it wasn't so great. And in the 50s there was also racism, and segregation. And lastly, if it weren't for the internet, you wouldn't learn about most of the stupidity that you do. Just stop bitching about how your generation is the worst, because you're wrong. **** .
User avatar #58 - kyledp (10/29/2012) [-]
Nick gives a hug to Jenny

1957: They both go on their way after the hug

2012: Jenny tells Police that Nick raped her
User avatar #191 - CrankyKong (10/29/2012) [-]
Johnny brings a butter knife to school to cut cake
1957- Everyone enjoys cake
2012- Swat team is called and Johnny is arrested. The cake remains uneaten for hundreds of years.
User avatar #71 - alrodi (10/29/2012) [-]
1957: Tyrone drinks from the white water fountain.

Tyrone get's hung.
#241 - thisotherdude (10/29/2012) [-]
1957 - Everything is kind of **** but they try really hard to make it look nice

2012 - Everything is kind of **** and no one bothers to make it look nice

Lets face it, it doesn't matter where or when you live, everything will always be kinda **** . It's like an angler fish, you can put it in a fancy expensive suit or an SS uniform, but it's still a ******* angler fish!
#175 - noodlelover (10/29/2012) [-]
******* johnny always gettin in ta ****
#231 - NIMDAEHTMAI (10/29/2012) [-]
mfw the last example
#149 - namseal (10/29/2012) [-]
Well now that every thing sucks here's a .gif of Stewie and Hitler   
Have a nice day
Well now that every thing sucks here's a .gif of Stewie and Hitler
Have a nice day
#204 - Ajracer ONLINE (10/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
John Wayne Gacy, who was belted by his father as a child. Definitely grew up to be a successful businessman and not a serial killer or anything.

But he did have an awesome moustache
#10 - prjprko (10/28/2012) [-]
okay hold the **** up. it was alright until the part 'Billy gets a whipping from his dad, i more careful next time, grows up normal and becomes a successful businessman.' i mean some contrasts are agreeable but this one is just far fetched. plus we got some old ass ************ sitting behind this post. i mean nostalgia from 90s understandable, 80s you come across rarely, but 1960s nostalgia?
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