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1957 VS 2012 SCHOOL

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User avatar #25 - jcllcj ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
Scenario
Rosa, a black woman, gets on the bus so she can go to work. She decides to sit in the front seat

1955: Rosa is hazed by white passengers and thrown off the bus for sitting in the whites only section

2012: She sits down waiting for her stop to get off so she can enjoy another day at work


Am I doing it right?
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User avatar #275 to #259 - jcllcj ONLINE (10/29/2012) [-]
Wasn't talking about Rosa Parks cause her incident happened in 1945. Just used her first name as a reference to the situation
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User avatar #23 - blacktay (10/28/2012) [-]
Tommy gives a high five to his friend Marcus before starting the class.

1957 - They continue working on their homework. Tommy gets a 10 on his exams and becomes an engineer at age 14. Then he proceeds to work with his friend to find a way to create a time machine to go to the future and acquire a cure for cancer and AIDS and AIDS cancer. Then they come back to 1957 and become rich. Tommy becomes president of the USA and solves global warming, world hunger and other ***** .

2012 - Tommy and Marcus get expelled for wrong behaviour. Then, the police, FBI, CIA, SWATs, the army and the Interpol kill Marcus for being suspicious of giving a hige five to Tommy, and is considered a potential terrorist act or a signal to do it. Tommy is then arrested and condemned to 25 years of prison for cooperation with a terrorist. Tommy proceeds to build enough atomic bombs to kill everybody in the world, and then the aliens invade the Earth and EVERYBODY DIED.

That's how is this compilation.
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User avatar #306 to #23 - smackledorf (10/29/2012) [-]
the later parts are like that, which I'm pretty sure is for comedic effect. It is funnyjunk. But some of the earlier parts actually sound realistic. I'm at a public high school where if you get in a fight it's immediate expulsion. I know kids who take riddelin and become robots just because their parents forced them to after a teacher told them he continually disrupted class.
#51 - crankyddonkey (10/29/2012) [-]
Scenario: Jim buys school lunch
1957: only costs a nickel, and has a good filling meal

2012: costs $2.10 gets a Holocaust ration
User avatar #199 to #51 - tiitsmcgeee (10/29/2012) [-]
actually it costs about 3.50.
User avatar #322 to #199 - kyledp (10/30/2012) [-]
it's different in each state.
#61 to #51 - anon (10/29/2012) [-]
oh god my sides
User avatar #83 to #51 - ericzxvc (10/29/2012) [-]
$2.10? Try like 8 bucks
User avatar #97 to #83 - stiilled (10/29/2012) [-]
Not sure where you live but if this guy lives in Wisconsin like I do (Or some other place, whatever), the lunch is actually $2.10.
#102 to #97 - sandwicheater (10/29/2012) [-]
I LIVE WISCONSIN TOO.  WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON.  FRIIIIIEEEEEENNNNDDD
I LIVE WISCONSIN TOO. WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON. FRIIIIIEEEEEENNNNDDD
#156 to #102 - spartanswimmer (10/29/2012) [-]
WISCONSIN!!!!! XD
#105 to #102 - stiilled (10/29/2012) [-]
FRIENDS!11!!
FRIENDS!11!!
#107 to #105 - sandwicheater (10/29/2012) [-]
Great reaction pic, did not expect it
User avatar #109 to #107 - stiilled (10/29/2012) [-]
Thanks images for it, I sadly do not keep a reaction folder. I'm not exactly a frequent comment-er.
User avatar #307 to #97 - smackledorf (10/29/2012) [-]
5 bucks in cali :I
User avatar #120 to #97 - ericzxvc (10/29/2012) [-]
I live in Canada and the lunch is just like a you pick what you want styled sort of thing. Hot food like pasta, burgers, fries... other stuff like muffins, cookies, drinks, salad, pudding, whatever... So it depends what/how much you get, but if you're getting any sizeable amount of food with a drink it's ******* expensive
User avatar #121 to #120 - stiilled (10/29/2012) [-]
Well for my school district it just depends on what grade you attend. High school has a variety of choices whereas middle and elementary schools are fairly limited. I was speaking about middle school lunch costs as I'm used to those.
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#112 to #110 - stiilled (10/29/2012) [-]
I shall pray for you my brother.
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User avatar #254 - corundum (10/29/2012) [-]
Scenario: Timmy doesn't feel like brushing his teeth.

1957: He doesn't brush his teeth for a year and when he goes to the dentist he finds out he has four cavities. He learns his lesson.

2012: He remembers from health class that that can get him gum disease. He brushes his teeth a little too vigorously and the head snaps off in his throat. It ends up collapsing his lung. He's rushed to the ER and they cut open his lung to remove the foreign object, only to find they cut open the wrong lung. Timmy dies.

I'm so disappointed in society, guise.
#4 - twitchypoo (10/28/2012) [-]
too long....BUT I READ IT
#5 to #4 - chasingdragons (10/28/2012) [-]
Thank you :3
User avatar #234 - MegaAwesomeSauce (10/29/2012) [-]
1957- Everyone greatful for living in a civilised country with essentially infinite food and water
2012- Pissed off teenagers on the internet complaining about how much life sucks
#182 - jakatackka (10/29/2012) [-]
Scenario: Johnny is black.

2012: Nobody really cares.

1957: He is lynched in public and his house is firebombed.
User avatar #219 to #182 - LocoJoe (10/29/2012) [-]
2012: Johnny walks around school with his pants sagging and beats up kids wearing a red shirt. He later brings drugs to the school and sells to the younger students. He takes a gun to school and shoots "that ***** Jayvon because he done stepped on muh J's." Johnny gets **** grades but is accepted into Harvard thanks to affirmative action, he takes out ******* student loans for his classes with no intent to pay them back. He cannot pass his classes and then drops out leading to a life of crime and drug peddling

1957: Johnny is killed saving tax payer money.
#187 to #182 - anon (10/29/2012) [-]
2012: Johnny fails out of every class, beats up fellow students and spouts ignorance all day intruding on everyone's education, sells drugs and is a general ******** but gets away with it thanks to affirmative action. By the way his name is not Johnny it is Tyrone.

1957: He is lynched in public and his house is firebombed, the national I.Q rises just a tad bit and everyone that wants to be productive does great.
#190 to #187 - jakatackka (10/29/2012) [-]
I get racist humor, but this is just ******* stupid.
#209 to #190 - anon (10/29/2012) [-]
Your mom is just ******* stupid!
User avatar #177 - robopuppy (10/29/2012) [-]
Scenario: After much thought Billy realizes that the isn't attracted to girls and decides to tell his generally accepting parents that he is gay.

2012: His parents are a bit shaken but eventually come to accept that their son is gay

1957: Billy is labeled as a pedophile by many and can never live as himself without people thinking of him as scum

107: Billy is stoned to death as an example of what sinful lust the devil can lure us into.
#211 to #177 - tehkudasai (10/29/2012) [-]
Eh in year 107 it depends on where you are. Lots of gay **** happenin' back that far.
User avatar #193 to #177 - Nihatclodra (10/29/2012) [-]
>gay
>Pedophile
>Wat?
#200 to #193 - anon (10/29/2012) [-]
Ignorance ropes the two together.
#217 to #200 - muchosgustaman (10/29/2012) [-]
Same with religion and bigotry.
User avatar #214 to #193 - ilovehitler (10/29/2012) [-]
That was actually a pretty common belief if I remember correctly, that homosexuality led to pedophiles.
User avatar #31 - mikeliterous (10/28/2012) [-]
scenario:
OP is gay
1957- dad beats him and sends him to church where the pastor brainwashes him to think he is evil and spends the rest of his life depressed and self loathing,
2012- NOBODY CARES
User avatar #71 - alrodi (10/29/2012) [-]
1957: Tyrone drinks from the white water fountain.

Tyrone get's hung.
#295 - anon (10/29/2012) [-]
Scenario :
Jamal would like to enroll in school

1957 - Crowd gathers protests and lynches jamal's family

2012 - he enrolls gets a decent education and becomes an accountant
User avatar #303 to #295 - sketchE (10/29/2012) [-]
2012 he enrolls begins playing football well and never has to go to class again. gets straight As but isnt good enough to go pro. graduates without a real education or any viable skills
#175 - noodlelover (10/29/2012) [-]
******* johnny always gettin in ta ****
#283 - satansfourskin (10/29/2012) [-]
"1957 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with. Passes exams, becomes a solicitor."
MFW you know their occupation because one day he took an aspirin at school
#231 - NIMDAEHTMAI (10/29/2012) [-]
mfw the last example
#149 - namseal (10/29/2012) [-]
Well now that every thing sucks here's a .gif of Stewie and Hitler   
Have a nice day
Well now that every thing sucks here's a .gif of Stewie and Hitler
Have a nice day
#210 - brothergrimm ONLINE (10/29/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #191 - CrankyKong (10/29/2012) [-]
Johnny brings a butter knife to school to cut cake
1957- Everyone enjoys cake
2012- Swat team is called and Johnny is arrested. The cake remains uneaten for hundreds of years.
User avatar #284 - gojirabandfan (10/29/2012) [-]
Scenario: Wants a blowjob

1957: wait until marriage
2012: gets one
#241 - thisotherdude (10/29/2012) [-]
1957 - Everything is kind of **** but they try really hard to make it look nice

2012 - Everything is kind of **** and no one bothers to make it look nice

Lets face it, it doesn't matter where or when you live, everything will always be kinda **** . It's like an angler fish, you can put it in a fancy expensive suit or an SS uniform, but it's still a ******* angler fish!
#225 - derpypotato (10/29/2012) [-]
**derpypotato rolled a random image posted in comment #21593 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** <my hot teacher
#228 to #225 - anon (10/29/2012) [-]
hmm, seems relevant
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