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#4 - orangepikmin (10/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
How did the semen cross the road?

I put on the wrong sock this morning.
User avatar #1 - thice (10/27/2012) [-]
Q; How long can a ****** hold in a **** ?

A; Nine months.
#9 - Thesablesword (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
that's nasty... that's where babies come from
User avatar #5 - Bakerlalalalala (10/27/2012) [-]
hahahahaha sure "slip" i see what you did there
User avatar #2 - sickpuppie (10/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Q: how many jews can fit in a sedan?

A: 1005; 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and 1000 in the ash tray
User avatar #3 - asshams (10/27/2012) [-]
Question: If you are in the back seat of a car that is driving at 90 mph and is heading for a cliff who is driving?

Answer: A woman (I thought it was funny because that was on my math test as a joke so my friend wrote that down. He got it right.)
User avatar #12 - badgerbaiting ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
Common misconception. It's actually so you can hold women like bowling balls.
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