1.In 2052 Usher's music will be considered so good that the world will plunge into an eternal dark fire of 암 (feel free to google that)
2. The word "Bat" is actually an acronym for "Bleach Amanda Todd" created in the year 1643. The mayans actually predicted it.
3. Picture this: The world is a loving place full of happy people and dancing. This is actually the sensation you get from listening to Pop music from 2012 (small chance you'll die)
4. A man by the name Alan Jim Carter also known as "The slick man of destruction" died in 2001 from a drug overdose by the drug "Faggots r Us"
5. Video games are actually considered one of the worst pastimes for kids in the 21st century.
6. When the dark lord Usher (yes that is intended to be racist) takes over the world via having children with beautiful female Justin Bieber the world will actually transform into a black hole (yes that was intended to be racist) and suck every living soul from humanity and use it as the new power for duracell double A batteries
7. By the time number two of the compilation comes out I will be sued by apple via saying the word "iDick"
8. He was never really on a horse.
9. I'm actually doing this for the thumbs so please rape me in green bliss so that one day I might consider myself beautiful
10. This compilation will be successful
11. The last three facts were actually true
12. But how could 11 be true when everything in the comp is false?
13. How can 12 be a question when this is a fact compilation.